Where have you masturbated? Exhibitionists unite!

[LunaClover]

Everyone masturbates. But the few and the proud exhibitionists of the world have a check list. Where have you gotten off? Bonus points if you could of easily gotten caught.

-in my car pulled over on the side of a road in the airport
-in a tanning booth
-girls locker room*
-womens restroom at work
-behind the building in the back of my car
-in the back of a truck in the middle of the country
-swimming pool while skinny dipping
-in a baseball field at night...on 2nd base of all places

With all the sex threads i've seen on Gaf lately...I thought some self love was in order.

Discuss.



*and yeah im a girl

 

[Seth C]

I've masturbated while driving my car on an interstate.

 

[GDJustin]

*and yeah im a girl

this topic is going to end well...

 

[widgetraf]

Girls can do it easier than guys. They can get off by squeezing their legs, so that doesn't count.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Public masturbation is only hot if women do it.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

In a plane...

 

[Snaku]

Church restroom. The service was boring.

 

[Nick]

-With my mother in the room.
-Work.
-In the back of friends cars.
-In front of people (and they didn't know it.) (Don't ask.)

 

[Tathanen]

At the alter during my wedding.

During my last performance review at work.

On top of Benjamin Franklin's grave.

 

[nubbe]

Pictures or it didn't happen

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Church restroom. The service was boring.

Oh shit WTF! A winner is you!

 

[Ezduo]

Kroger's parking lot.

 

[widgetraf]

-With my mother. In the room.

fixed.

 

[Link]

Guys don't have the luxury of being able to jerk off just wherever. There's clean up involved.

That said, I've done it in plenty of places I'd rather not discuss. You know, for security purposes.

 

[elektrikluv]

Girls can do it easier than guys. They can get off by squeezing their legs, so that doesn't count.

Who are they cos let me tell you that's pretty darn rare/lucky/unplausible.

 

[krypt0nian]

In Senator Craig's mangina.

 

[LunaClover]

Who are they cos let me tell you that's pretty darn rare/lucky/unplausible.

:lol Thats what im sayin! Those women should be slapped.

 

[S. L.]

operating room bathroom.

 

[Nick]

fixed.

I wish.

 

[widgetraf]

Who are they cos let me tell you that's pretty darn rare/lucky/unplausible.

I've known a few. I guess if they cross their legs and squeeze they get stimulated. I wouldn't know, but I've heard it on separate occasions.

 

[LuCkymoON]

When I was younger I was a Ninja

School (front row seating too)
Theater
Church
Public restrooms
Department store changing rooms
Back seat of my friends mom's car
school bus
while walking down the street (that was very odd, I never did that again)


That big overcoat I wore as a child was so useful =p

 

[superbank]

*and yeah im a girl

OH BABY.

I've only done it in my house.

 

[Region-FreeWii]

meh, mine as well contribute while i'm waiting for the NPD number to show up....

i always play "hide the handjob" when i'm on a relatively empty subway train and there's a hot girl sitting near by. i just put my knapsack on my lap, stick my hand in my pocket and rub away.

other unusual places include; at red lights in my car, in my cousins room, and at the bathroom stall at work.

 

[elektrikluv]

I've known a few. I guess if they cross their legs and squeeze they get stimulated. I wouldn't know, but I've heard it on separate occasions.

To the point of orgasm? Bitches

 

[Diablos]

I predict great things for this thread.

 

[M3wThr33]

Humped a fold-out sofabed with cousins on either side in full view of all the relatives.

 

[Masta_Killah]

Handjob from my ex at a theater, with people sitting next to us. I banged my high school gf at a theater as well. Theater was pretty crowded. I also banged her regularly every friday/saturday on the buss ride to competitions/football games. Sex with my ex at the top of a parking garage after a movie(no tinted windows either). Also a bj from a girl I was fucking at another theater, but it wasn't crowded. I also fucked her next to my friend, who was fucking his girl in the next bed. Banged some random chick at Club Iggy's at Rosarito during Labor Day 2 years ago.

 

[Koshiba]

Who are they cos let me tell you that's pretty darn rare/lucky/unplausible.

Agreed. ...

Personally, I always thought guys had masturbation easier. Only way I could probably masturbate in odd places would be if I have a portable vib or something. Otherwise, no I haven't really masturbated in weird places for the most part.

 

[Mermandala]

on safari in front of a friendly troop of bonobo monkeys... worst. day. ever.

 

[Timedog]

YES! Finally a chance for me to finish off my "Creepiest friend/acquaintance" thread where I got banned before I could finish!

I'll be back in this thread later with some sweet stories!

 

[Teknopathetic]

You people are fucking creepy. Yeah, *you* people.

 

[voodoojohn]

Agreed. ...

Personally, I always thought guys had masturbation easier. Only way I could probably masturbate in odd places would be if I have a portable vib or something. Otherwise, no I haven't really masturbated in weird places for the most part.

Where the hell are all these females coming from?

 

[Easy_G]

Guys don't have the luxury of being able to jerk off just wherever. There's clean up involved.

Yeah, most of these seem like they would be impossible for a guy. Unless you don't mind leaving stains in other people's cars. . .

 

[El_Victor]

Where the hell are all these females coming from?

Not from Gaming Discussion, that's for sure.

 

[Koshiba]

Where the hell are all these females coming from?

I've been a member since 2005.

Also, I used to post in gaming. But don't have as much time anymore since moving out on my own to be up on gaming news.

 

[LunaClover]

The thrill of getting caught isnt creepy

But yeah, I have to agree, it is easier for guys to masturbate in public.

...god bless wireless vibes right?

 

[Masta_Killah]

Where the hell are all these females coming from?

Kinda scary to see so many imo.

 

[Femmeworth]

on safari in front of a friendly troop of bonobo monkeys... worst. day. ever.

:lol I must hear this story.

 

[TheGreatDave]

Do girls have to come for you to count it as masturbating? If all you did was fondle your clit for 10 seconds consider me unimpressed. I need, at the very least, a messy scene, or masturbating in public isn't impressive.

In answer to the question: ...in houses. That's about it.

 

[LuCkymoON]

The thrill of getting caught isnt creepy

it's creepy for the person catching you lol =p

 

[Karakand]

In a plane...

Yeah, same here. I did make sure I was quick about it, though. I hate people that take forever in airplane bathrooms.

 

[elektrikluv]

Where the hell are all these females coming from?

We're taking over

 

[Masta_Killah]

Yeah, most of these seem like they would be impossible for a guy. Unless you don't mind leaving stains in other people's cars. . .

That's why you have a girl with you to clean up the mess

 

[Thaedolus]

I've jerked it on the interstate too, but I've done it both while driving on a long trip by myself, and in the very back seat of our mini-van when I was 14 with both my parents up front. THAT took skill.

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

Where the hell are all these females coming from?

I have two alternate female accounts.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Yeah, same here. I did make sure I was quick about it, though. I hate people that take forever in airplane bathrooms.

Bathroom? Not here bro