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Whiteman almost died today

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Darko

Darko

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Halycon said:
And you guys still don't get it! Does everyone have Darko on ignore or something?
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I posted it twice, and so did someone else. I guess they are ignoring it :lol .. oh well.
 
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Rezbit

Member
echoshifting said:
Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.

Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:

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Dude that's pimpin'.
 
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White Man

Member
Althane said:
Like, "Oh my god the blinding agony is forcing me to shit my pants as I stand up in pain?"

Or

"Wow. That's funny, I am completely unable to stand up due to my leg no longer functioning like that"

?
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Day 1 felt like I twisted it. Nothing serious.

Day 2 it felt like it was going to buckle backwards when I stood up.

Day 3 it was concerningly painful but I could still walk.

Day 4 I couldn't stand or walk. Had to crawl to the bathroom. Pain was so bad that I could not sleep.
 
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Gaborn

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Hitokage said:
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"Unlike that Arod feller, they only claimed White Man to be mostly dead."
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And facing potential amputation. You kinda forgot that part. But again, it's your forum, your decision making. I don't have to like it, I just have to live with it.
 
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Father_Mike

Member
White Man said:
Day 1 felt like I twisted it. Nothing serious.

Day 2 it felt like it was going to buckle backwards when I stood up.

Day 3 it was concerningly painful but I could still walk.

Day 4 I couldn't stand or walk. Had to crawl to the bathroom. Pain was so bad that I could not sleep.
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well you're answering serious questions. Did they say anything else about youy blood pressure?
 
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CurseoftheGods

Banned
Here's the press release, btw:

CRUSHED said:
Titles: Breaking News: NeoGAF Moderator Struck Down in Young, Sexy Prime

SEATTE, WA- Tragedy struck today as White Man, moderator for "Neo Gee-Ay-Eff-Believe-dot-com Forums" was felled by a painful leg injury. Fearing imminent loss of his ability to give footjobs, Mr. Man immediately contacted one Drinkard J. Crow, a close associate and on-and-off life partner, to shuttle him to a hospital.

Upon arrival, Mr. Crow immediately dumped the gimp to use the death building's Wi-Fi and communicate with good posters on a superior message board. White Man, losing consciousness and his erection, was rushed into the ER for emergency examination of his boo-boo. Fearing the dreaded knee-AIDS, a "specialist" dressed as a janitor recommended surgery. White Man was immediately anesthetized with a block of frozen stool samples, and immediate draining of his totally grody knee began.

After the initial incision was made, it was discovered that the fluid in his knee was actually backed-up semen. Having no more room in his stomach, the dick-custard had metastasized within his knee; doctors consider this to be a side-effect of the time White Man spent on his knees. The specialist then drank the fluid for research purposes, and closed the incision with some spit and a gum wrapper. No infection was found.

Mr. Man, having no health insurance, is now living in an alleyway, where he regularly services Mr. Crow to pay for his medical bills. Doctors warn that his will likely lead to a repeat of semen-on-the-knee.
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Mohonky

Mohonky

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echoshifting said:
Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.

Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:

156fy45.gif
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I'm going to get someone to break my leg just so I can get one of these babies. That is schmick.
 
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Althane

Member
White Man said:
Day 1 felt like I twisted it. Nothing serious.

Day 2 it felt like it was going to buckle backwards when I stood up.

Day 3 it was concerningly painful but I could still walk.

Day 4 I couldn't stand or walk. Had to crawl to the bathroom. Pain was so bad that I could not sleep.
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Shit man, by day 3 I would've gone and seen a doctor. Were you at least going to set up an appointment or something?

Good luck with that, mate. Seriously, the knee is a bad place to have trouble...

(And Curse? You win. -forever-)
 
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msv

Member
Calcaneus said:
This thread is fun and all, but it seems asshole-ish to dump on Gaborn for not finding it very funny.
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Well he's right, nothing funny about a lame in-joke.
 
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Juice

Member
Hope all is well Keith. I haven't worked my way through the thread yet. From the sound of things it just crept up on you--would've happened to me too. Good luck!
 
Blackace

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Hitokage said:
Words to note: knee, pain, agonizing, hospital, surgery, bionic

Words to ignore: died, amputation, reaper
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We need a Hitokage fliter for every thread.
 
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Father_Mike

Member
JBuccCP said:
RIP

Also what is the stars? I typed in all the banned sites listed in the FAQ and came up blank.
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one of the mods should change the thread title to "Whiteman RIP: confirmed by poster inside"
 
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FatalT

Banned
Hurry up and get out of that hospital so we can have random conversations about life and college at 2 in the morning on AIM.

Oh and lol @ Gaborn's avatar quote, that was perfect.
 
Darko

Darko

Member
Father_Mike said:
one of the mods should change the thread title to "Whiteman RIP: confirmed by poster inside"
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OMG He's DEADDDD? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :'(
















just continuing the trend of people not reading the thread before posting :lol
 
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Trurl

Banned
Gaborn said:
Too bad Shiggie doesn't have mods backing him for his joke threads. (Of course in that case a mod changed the thread title to reflect reality)
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GAF has a proud history of double standards. Last year I was banned for 6 months for making a harmless pun (though, probably in poor taste) about the death of someone whom nobody here has likely ever known or heard of. There is no consistent standard here about what is out of bounds and what is fair game, so I don't think that complaining about it in this thread can do much of anything other than make you a victim.

Personally, the initial joke in this thread is the type of humor I enjoy so I'm not bothered by it. I do think the personal attacks in this thread are really uncalled for, though. People can be such dicks online. :-/
 
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MickeyKnox

Member
I feel your pain jack, went through knee surgery a couple years back, that shit fucking suuuuuuuuuuuucked.

On the plus side you will be getting your hands on a nice haul of serious pain killers.

G'luck.
 
K

kozmo7

Truly deserves to shoot laserbeams from his eyes
echoshifting said:
Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.

Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:

http://i40.tinypic.com/156fy45.gif
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I got a hat that would go with that. I really ought to get one, I keep stumbling over steps in unfamiliar places. Cane GAF unite!
 
Blackace

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Trurl said:
GAF has a proud history of double standards. Last year I was banned for 6 months for making a harmless pun (though, probably in poor taste) about the death of someone whom nobody here has likely ever known or heard of. There is no consistent standard here about what is out of bounds and what is fair game, so I don't think that complaining about it in this thread can do much of anything other than make you a victim.
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You need to hit foxnews forums! They are fair and balanced!
 
Rewrite

Rewrite

Not as deep as he thinks
Chichikov said:
http://i39.tinypic.com/xng56c.jpg

Oh shit, I guess it's more literal than I thought.

Only Todd Palin and his magical snow machine can save us now!
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:lol :lol
 
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RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Gaborn said:
And facing potential amputation. You kinda forgot that part. But again, it's your forum, your decision making. I don't have to like it, I just have to live with it.
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