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Whiteman almost died today

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Rayo said:
Quick! Somebody get him a laptop!
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ghst

thanks for the laugh
eh, i preferred it when voltar paraphrased gallegos' twitter to make his close friends think he was about to throw himself off a bridge.

enjoy a week of death camp and the company of the stricken and ill begotten masses. my sympathies.
 

BlackMage

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mYm|17| said:
Take care and hope u feel better. Also, hope amputation is not what it comes down to

yeah but think about how ridiculously funny it would be if a one legged man performed a Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku!
 

Rezbit

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1cesc said:
Caligula means "little boots". I'm gonna name my son that...

He was also a Roman Emperor who reportedly forced his sister to have an abortion and then ate the foetus. Good luck to your boy.
 

DogWelder

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Rezbit said:
He was also a Roman Emperor who reportedly forced his sister to have an abortion and then ate the foetus. Good luck to your boy.
I know all about his "legacy".

I'll make his middle name Augustus Germanicus for good measure.
 

diunxx

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Rezbit said:
He was also a Roman Emperor who reportedly forced his sister to have an abortion and then ate the foetus. Good luck to your boy.

He also liked fisting, just like Obama!
 

zoku88

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White Man said:
I'm going in at 10pm-ish. Also I will have to miss my therapist's appointment tomorrow.
Didn't you just make a thread about not wanting to go to him anymore?

Always a plus side to everything.
 

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The Autumn Wind
echoshifting said:
Man what is going on here? I assume that White Man is legitimately hurt despite the weird forum wars.

Anyway here's my own cane, I think it's pretty slick:

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That is one pimp-ass cane.
 

pakkit

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NeoGAF -> 4Chan -> Banned sites -> NeoGAF

That Brazilian model started out with "just an amputation," too. I see where the other forum is getting their laughs, but it's still not especially funny.
 

DogWelder

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pakkit said:
NeoGAF -> 4Chan -> Banned sites -> NeoGAF

That Brazilian model started out with "just an amputation," too. I see where the other forum is getting their laughs, but it's still not especially funny.
NeoGAF -> 4chan? Are you serious?
 

BlackMage

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pakkit said:
NeoGAF -> 4Chan -> Banned sites -> NeoGAF

That Brazilian model started out with "just an amputation," too. I see where the other forum is getting their laughs, but it's still not especially funny.

is this dude for real?
 

SRG01

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pakkit said:
NeoGAF -> 4Chan -> Banned sites -> NeoGAF

That Brazilian model started out with "just an amputation," too. I see where the other forum is getting their laughs, but it's still not especially funny.

From the symptoms described, White Man probably does not have sepsis. The brazillian model was amputated for entirely different reasons.
 

White Man

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pakkit said:
NeoGAF -> 4Chan -> Banned sites -> NeoGAF

That Brazilian model started out with "just an amputation," too. I see where the other forum is getting their laughs, but it's still not especially funny.

I did not approve the amputee angle! I was getting frayed at the time. I thought they'd just say I had syphilis or maybe gonhorrea again.

And yes, I asked for my own pity party because it would have been gauche to do my own. I've had the worst day evar foreva and I needed tears spilled. Npw let me get back to watchin Reba reruns. Jeez it's hard to tug with an IV in. Why put it on my right arm I have needs.

Edit: they are pretty sure it is not sepsis (sp)
 
White Man said:
I did not approve the amputee angle! I was getting frayed at the time. I thought they'd just say I had syphilis or maybe gonhorrea again.

And yes, I asked for my own pity party because it would have been gauche to do my own. I've had the worst day evar foreva and I needed tears spilled. Npw let me get back to watchin Reba reruns. Jeez it's hard to tug with an IV in. Why put it on my right arm I have needs

be a switch hitter like the pros
 

BlackMage

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White Man said:
I did not approve the amputee angle! I was getting frayed at the time. I thought they'd just say I had syphilis or maybe gonhorrea again.

And yes, I asked for my own pity party because it would have been gauche to do my own. I've had the worst day evar foreva and I needed tears spilled. Npw let me get back to watchin Reba reruns. Jeez it's hard to tug with an IV in. Why put it on my right arm I have needs

NURSE!
 

deadbeef

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Are you posting from your hospital room? I guess I probably would too though, so I can't blame you.

Sucks about your knee dude. What's the diagnosis?
 

msv

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White Man said:
And yes, I asked for my own pity party because it would have been gauche to do my own. I've had the worst day evar foreva and I needed tears spilled.
That's just pussy man. Now it's even more pitiful as well.
 

Althane

Member
White Man said:
I did not approve the amputee angle! I was getting frayed at the time. I thought they'd just say I had syphilis or maybe gonhorrea again.

And yes, I asked for my own pity party because it would have been gauche to do my own. I've had the worst day evar foreva and I needed tears spilled. Npw let me get back to watchin Reba reruns. Jeez it's hard to tug with an IV in. Why put it on my right arm I have needs.

Edit: they are pretty sure it is not sepsis (sp)


I'm not quite sure that's good for your blood pressure, mate. =P

Besides, REBA reruns? And I thought you were a worthy person.

Oh well, on to the next mod!
 
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