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Who Is Your Weird Crush?

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bengraven

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My favorite porn star is Jenni Lee. People think I'm nuts because she's usually put in the "milf" category (even though she's not that old...she just looks older than she is). But my god, the woman just does it for me every single time.

She's not "weird" looking (though she has strange looking tits), but "in a world with Stoya, Melanie Rios, and Tori Black, what the fuck is wrong with you?". Dunno...they don't do it for me as much, though I know they're much better looking.
 

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My favorite porn star is Jenni Lee. People think I'm nuts because she's usually put in the "milf" category (even though she's not that old...she just looks older than she is). But my god, the woman just does it for me every single time.
Don't even get me started on the foul filth porn stars I want. Weird because they are foul filthin' filthy nasty filthmasters.

Jessica Darlin
Not really weird though...


Kelly Wells
FILTH


Tiffany Mynx
Old. Experienced filth.
 

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My favorite porn star is Jenni Lee. People think I'm nuts because she's usually put in the "milf" category (even though she's not that old...she just looks older than she is). But my god, the woman just does it for me every single time.

She's not "weird" looking (though she has strange looking tits), but "in a world with Stoya, Melanie Rios, and Tori Black, what the fuck is wrong with you?". Dunno...they don't do it for me as much, though I know they're much better looking.
If going by google images and it's the person shown she is hot and your friends are idiots. Plus, she doesn't look weird at all
 

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So far in this thread two pornstars have been mentioned, I looked them up and now I have new pornstars to look at.

Boner completed.
 

mattiewheels

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I kinda doubt anybody knows her, but there's this director named Elaine May that I saw in her debut with Walter Matthau, think it was about 1968, and she was driving me nuts man. Very atypically attractive. She also directed Cassavettes and Falk in Mikey and Nicky, she's awesome.
 

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It's only weird because I never found Amy Poehler cute or hot until she was on Parks and Recreation, I never thought she was unattractive, but a lot of the roles she's had haven't really given her a chance to be likable.
This! Man, I thought she was ugly when I first saw her on SNL.

But right now, I think she's crazy hot.

Oh, and Elisabeth Moss too.



This one too.
 

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The girl on the right is really cute. Who is it?

Also, as someone posted her earlier, I'll second Tina Fey. That episode of 30 Rock, where "The Hair" turns out to be her cousin, dat cleavage.

It's Kristen Schaal apparently, she just doesn't look terrible when you put a wig on her. Her natural appearance though gives me nightmares.
 
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My first ever crush was on Miss Piggy. I guess I was a furry with really bad taste when I was four.
 

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Tegan and Sara Quin.

Jessica Darlin went on a racist tirade against black men a few years back. As a black guy, you'd think it would turn me off but it actually had the opposite effect. I guess that counts for me too.
 

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It's only weird because I never found Amy Poehler cute or hot until she was on Parks and Recreation, I never thought she was unattractive, but a lot of the roles she's had haven't really given her a chance to be likable.

she's hot, nothing weird about it



 
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