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Who Is Your Weird Crush?

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Yeah, thankfully I'm not attracted to muppets anymore.

I'm attracted to a wide range of women, though, so I can't really think of a crush that I would consider weird. I guess if I were to make a pick, it would be based off of personality more than looks.
 
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Now, she's been my celeb crush -- unashamedly so -- ever since I caught her interview on Ellen and realised she who she was, but whenever I mention the name, I occasionally get the odd look. So:

Saoirse Ronan.



"The girl from 'Atonement'!?"

Come on, fellas. Keep up.



Ditto, with emphasis on the "some reason". I think it's the eyes and apparent exuberance. She's no SR, sure, but there's an attractive quality I can't clearly define.
Not even weird. She's gorgeous.
 

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Ok, some of you people are just posting really attractive woman. That's not what this thread is about. Taylor Swift, seriously!?

"Weird crushes" means out of the norm.
 

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Jessica Darlin went on a racist tirade against black men a few years back. As a black guy, you'd think it would turn me off but it actually had the opposite effect. I guess that counts for me too.
Hatefuck fantasy I'd say.
Actually knowing about that racist tirade makes me like her less. And makes me like the others more. Like Kelly Wells... mmm...

Jessica Darlin has fucked a lot of different types of people in stuff I've seen her in.
She seemed to be down.
I guess not.
 

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Most None of these crushes are weird, GAF.

Val Kilmer and Dr. Who IV. Now reshuffle and play the game.


special hatefuck edit: Orly Taitz. I can feel the crazy from here, and the special vibrations affect my sensitive parts.
 

mjc

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Gotta go with Rachel Maddow. If she grew her hair out she'd be insanely hot.
 

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Come on dude. She's known to be quite attractive.

If these woman are weird, I wonder what GAF thinks is ugly.
I always thought most people found her to be annoying and beastly.
I thought she was a pretty good nomination in here.
I find Janeane Garofalo and Sarah Silvermann both quite pretty.
I don't think OP said ugly, but said weird enough to surprise friends.
 

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Come on dude. She's known to be quite attractive.

If these woman are weird, I wonder what GAF thinks is ugly.
Considering she's double my age it's pretty weird. Not to mention most of my friends know I have a weird infatuation for her and find it funny and make jokes about it. I doubt many people would say she's ugly. Seems odd to single out my pick when tons of other post are picking porn stars and other women who are paid exclusively for their looks.
 

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Considering she's double my age it's pretty weird. Not to mention most of my friends know I have a weird infatuation for her and find it funny and make jokes about it. I doubt many people would say she's ugly. Seems odd to single out my pick when tons of other post are picking porn stars and other women who are paid exclusively for their looks.
I singled you out because you have her as your avatar :p

Also, I called everyone out already - Post #158.
 

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Most people who watch Community are probably more taken to Alison Brie than Gillian

I think they are both attractive but for me, it's Gillian's awkwardness that I find appealing as much as her beauty
 

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Don't even get me started on the foul filth porn stars I want. Weird because they are foul filthin' filthy nasty filthmasters.

Jessica Darlin
Not really weird though...


Kelly Wells
FILTH


Tiffany Mynx
Old. Experienced filth.
How how how how could I forget my favorite filthiest filthmaster of filthing foul filth, Melanie Jagger.

I would so, SO hold her hand. I would hold her hand so hard...

 

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Tina Fey is an odd one, she's attractive, but Liz Lemon is like the ultimate mom figure I think.
 

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Current:

Dr. Lucy Worsley - Historian. I see her on TV every so often.



I don't expect anyone to understand.

Also:

 
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