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Who Is Your Weird Crush?
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bengraven
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My favorite porn star is Jenni Lee. People think I'm nuts because she's usually put in the "milf" category (even though she's not that old...she just looks older than she is). But my god, the woman just does it for me every single time.
She's not "weird" looking (though she has strange looking tits), but "in a world with Stoya, Melanie Rios, and Tori Black, what the fuck is wrong with you?". Dunno...they don't do it for me as much, though I know they're much better looking.
She's not "weird" looking (though she has strange looking tits), but "in a world with Stoya, Melanie Rios, and Tori Black, what the fuck is wrong with you?". Dunno...they don't do it for me as much, though I know they're much better looking.
TOP SHOTTA
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Don't even get me started on the foul filth porn stars I want. Weird because they are foul filthin' filthy nasty filthmasters.
Jessica Darlin
Not really weird though...
Kelly Wells
FILTH
Tiffany Mynx
Old. Experienced filth.
Schadenfreude
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Katey Sagal.
Have had a crush on her since Married With Children.
Have had a crush on her since Married With Children.
If going by google images and it's the person shown she is hot and your friends are idiots. Plus, she doesn't look weird at all
Count of Monte Sawed-Off
un33dab@dpu$$y
I'm your man.
mattiewheels
And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
I kinda doubt anybody knows her, but there's this director named Elaine May that I saw in her debut with Walter Matthau, think it was about 1968, and she was driving me nuts man. Very atypically attractive. She also directed Cassavettes and Falk in Mikey and Nicky, she's awesome.
Tortfeasor
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Sarah Silverman
It's only weird because I never found Amy Poehler cute or hot until she was on Parks and Recreation, I never thought she was unattractive, but a lot of the roles she's had haven't really given her a chance to be likable.
This! Man, I thought she was ugly when I first saw her on SNL.
But right now, I think she's crazy hot.
Oh, and Elisabeth Moss too.
This one too.
Afro Gunsou
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Nigella Lawson can cook my sausage for me whenever she wants to. Lord knows I'd smash.
how is this weird?
Nigella Lawson can cook my sausage for me whenever she wants to. Lord knows I'd smash.
"I just missed your heart."
But she has my he--oi!
PSA: I know this only because I watched the film just the other night, but she has a shower scene in Take This Waltz.
throwawayname
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Hiromi Oshima.
Yep.
Yep.
NinjaBoiX
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The girl on the right is really cute. Who is it?
Also, as someone posted her earlier, I'll second Tina Fey. That episode of 30 Rock, where "The Hair" turns out to be her cousin, dat cleavage.
It's Kristen Schaal apparently, she just doesn't look terrible when you put a wig on her. Her natural appearance though gives me nightmares.
NinjaBoiX
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That's wierd, her eyes look hot in that pic, they usually look like Arnie at the end of Total Recall.
That's not Kristen. It's two cosplayer's playing two of her characters.
DesertEater
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I knew it was only a matter of time before someone says Lena. But yeah, I have a crush on her too.Lena Dunham
This is the most normal thing posted in this thread. Everyone has a crush on Bryan Cranston.
TOP SHOTTA
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Actually 4 have. For even more boners.
- Jenni Lee
- Jessica Darlin
- Kelly Wells
- Tiffany Mynx.
That's why the girl isn't butt ugly, lol
NinjaBoiX
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Ah, I was going to say. The one on the right is cute as hell.
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kittens
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My first ever crush was on Miss Piggy. I guess I was a furry with really bad taste when I was four.
edgefusion
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NinjaBoiX
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Dat sausage legs.
J-Roderton
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Bonnie Hunt. I guess it's weird because she's kinda older.
Tegan and Sara Quin.
Jessica Darlin went on a racist tirade against black men a few years back. As a black guy, you'd think it would turn me off but it actually had the opposite effect. I guess that counts for me too.
Jessica Darlin went on a racist tirade against black men a few years back. As a black guy, you'd think it would turn me off but it actually had the opposite effect. I guess that counts for me too.
Maleficence
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I've always had a small crush on Sue Perkins, I know she gay, but I like funny women.
She's really unfunny imo, she tries so hard but her jokes are awful
Mind you only ever seen her being cheesy as fuck on GBBO.
layzie1989
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It's only weird because I never found Amy Poehler cute or hot until she was on Parks and Recreation, I never thought she was unattractive, but a lot of the roles she's had haven't really given her a chance to be likable.
she's hot, nothing weird about it
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