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Prefix - at first I was confused as to why people are being divisive towards bidets. See, I've been using the word bidet exclusively for the spray ones. Turns out bidets apply to anything that washes your ass automatically, like those autospray things. As someone who supports bidets, yeah that would turn me off too. So now I understand the divisiveness.
As such, I made it like this. How come spray bidets aren't a standard? It's apparently the cheapest form of bidet, yet I'd argue it is the best form. You have your own control, it expels water to wherever you want, and it doesn't really make a mess. Surely it wouldn't be a problem as water is always present in a standard, working toilet. Whenever there's a bidet spray in a public restroom, it gives me comfort.
Granted, it is inferior to wet wipe rolls, but I don't think those exist yet... right?