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Worst (funniest?) fanboys meltdowns?

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I remember various message boards going batshit crazy when it came out that Metroid Prime was going to be first person

...or when Wind Waker was revealed. That shit was hilarious
 
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So i was checking HZD page on Steam to see if they released the requirements and found this gem

would love to see some screens from xbox fanboys back in the day when MS decided to go all out on PC
Nao destroi your PS4 and tresh yo rooim.
 
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Senua

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He should think positive about this. More people playing HZD means more people playing and getting exposed PlayStation games which leads to more sales of ps5 and software.

Fanboys can be so narrow minded.
Theres a chance of that yes, but the biggest thing is Sony making a shit ton of money by selling millions more copies. Sony fanboys are just mad they 'lost' an exclusive to have in list wars. :messenger_grinning_sweat:
 
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This comes to mind every time someone mentions a fanboy meltdown. Hard to believe there are people that actually ball wash these companies THIS bad.


You dont have to watch the whole thing, you'll get the gist in the first few minutes...
What the hell?

“all the broke rednecks are gonna go go Xbox”

I love how he shushes people too
 
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This comes to mind every time someone mentions a fanboy meltdown. Hard to believe there are people that actually ball wash these companies THIS bad.


You dont have to watch the whole thing, you'll get the gist in the first few minutes...
He posted a heap of shit on Reeeee just prior to this video too. So funny
 
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This comes to mind every time someone mentions a fanboy meltdown. Hard to believe there are people that actually ball wash these companies THIS bad.


You dont have to watch the whole thing, you'll get the gist in the first few minutes...
This can not be real, right? This has to be a is a joke. It's just too sad.
Edit: He still breaking down at 32mins in. Although, he does mention that he is feeling sick.

The video of that kid shoving the Wii nunchuck up his ass
:messenger_tears_of_joy::messenger_tears_of_joy::messenger_tears_of_joy:This shit makes no sense! wtf?!
 
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How can people think that exclusivity is a good thing for gaming? Maybe they haven't gamed long enough? Maybe they didn't actually have to wait in line outside of a store in the freezing fuck cold November rain on release day all night just for the store to tell them they don't have enough copies of the game to go around. Maybe they didn't ever have to get on a call-in wait list and have to sit twiddling their thumbs on release day in hopes the store was going to call them. Digital mitigated a lot of that but that shit scars, man. It remains to those who had to experience it more than a few times. If the same game (especially masterpieces) release on multiple systems, it does nothing but good. And that's the great thing. There is no negativity when more people are happy than just a few. Bring on Bloodborne and Last of Us: Remastered for the PC. When a masterpiece is created, it should ultimately be experienced by as many people as possible.
 
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I don’t know if you know anything about Japanese culture (I’m an expert)
I know a thing or two about glorious nippongo. I hear they have panties in their vending machines and that they invented what us laymen called "TENTACLE PORN"
 

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So i was checking HZD page on Steam to see if they released the requirements and found this gem

would love to see some screens from xbox fanboys back in the day when MS decided to go all out on PC
Thats probably somebody from this forum who has spent the last few years trying to troll Xbox fans there's no exclusives because they are on PC to lol
 
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This comes to mind every time someone mentions a fanboy meltdown. Hard to believe there are people that actually ball wash these companies THIS bad.


You dont have to watch the whole thing, you'll get the gist in the first few minutes...
I came here to post this. It’s the funniest shit ever. He’s even tried to backtrack it and say it was a joke, but you know it wasn’t.

I don’t think anything will ever top it, but I’ve been surprised before.
 
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I know a thing or two about glorious nippongo. I hear they have panties in their vending machines and that they invented what us laymen called "TENTACLE PORN"
Panties in the vending machines? Wtf. Who the hell in their right mind would even do such a thing? This world is going right down the ceramic battleship faster than ever.

did someone say Tentacle Porn and where can one buy these machines of greatness? Asking for a friend
 

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Was some melt downs when RE4 was rumored to be ported to the PS2... then he'll broke lose when it was confirmed.

IGN devil may cry board went full bezerk when devil may cry was announced for Xbox as well.

Xbox fans were losing it when gears was rumored to go multiplatform.

would love to see some screens from xbox fanboys back in the day when MS decided to go all out on PC
I legit don't really recall xbox fanboys losing it over that.
 
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Pretty sure if you're gonna find any meltdowns from Xbox Fanboys it would have to be over Halo being released on PC. Even then, I'm pretty sure Xbox fans embrace PC more easily than Sony fans do.
 
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There were some meltdowns when Bungie went with Playstation exclusive content for Destiny. Just search "Bungie has betrayed Xbox".
I think people were more upset with Bungie signing with Activision. They bought their independence only to get ate by another conglomerate.

it seemed self defeating (turns out it was)
 
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He should think positive about this. More people playing HZD means more people playing and getting exposed PlayStation games which leads to more sales of ps5 and software.

Fanboys can be so narrow minded.
How come nobody says this about Xbox Exclusives on PC?
 
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Kagey K

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How come nobody says this about Xbox Exclusives on PC?
Because reasons....

Don‘t question it.

(As far as I can tell all Ps fans own hardcore computers, so they never have to buy an Xbox, but all Xbox fans only own consoles, so they have to buy a PS4)

At least that’s the general jest of the argument.
 
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