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Worst meltdown you have ever witnessed?

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In person, online, or on air. Worst meltdown you've ever been privy to?

In Grade 7, this kid tore up his test (he either didn't wanna take it or had gotten a bad grade, I can't remember) and threw it in the trash and when the teacher confronted him about it, he denied it at first, went nuts and started screaming, threw a chair, then grabbed his bike and biked halfway to Dairy Queen before turning around and biking back.

It was really, really weird.
 

nhlducks35

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Devolution

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Someone linked me to Ghost meltdown from Radio Graffiti. It had the best meltdown I've ever heard along with the best catchphrase: I am a melting pot of friendship.''

Also I quite liked Centurion talking about how Opiate was after my womanly goods in suicide thread.
 

MrToughPants

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Some dude jumped into a giant melting cauldron in the smelter and dissolved in seconds.

Biggest meltdown I've ever witnessed.
 

buhdeh

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That's not really a meltdown, since nobody even egged that guy on.

There's one post in particular that happened recently that really stood out to me. I'm going to see if I can find it.

Yeah it's more random than a meltdown. Still hilarious though.
 

ViewtifulJC

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Oh hell no. It is too early in the morning for me to feel like this. Spoiler tagged to protect the children, and so this thread doesn't go off the rails.

I am too tired this kind of shit. And I work too damn hard for this type of bullshit. I am NOT the nigga. And I do not get talked to like that, over the Internet or otherwise. Especially not by a bitch-assed, pock-filled conspiracy theory "the boogie man is a real!" dogfucker . If you want to talk to me like that you take that shit to the private messages, okay?

Otherwise, you do have other options. You either don't come at me like that at all, or you can take your stank, prick ass and that's stick you've got stuck in it and plant yourself somewhere else. If you don't, I will be happy to pull that stick out for you. And I will go nice and slow, just the way I like it. Do you understand?

Now I don't have a problem with what you said, just the way you said it.

Moving on. . .
 

Salvor.Hardin

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I'm thinking of a recent one about some guy who was replying to a fairly sober post, but perceived it as some kind of racial bigotry against him. He totally lost it. Wish I could find that post, but I'm sure someone will quote it here.

Edit: Fuck. It's right above me lol.
 
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Not the worst by any means, but not too long ago someone got all strangely worked up for something Bombadil said about psychology, but I can't remember the thread.
 

Cyan

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And here it is, courtesy of goodcow's archive.

(context: Kitsune was called out for pretending to be Japanese)

Kitsune said:
Alright, I'm sick and tired of this.

But this isn't for you, not any of the gossipy muckety muck gutter****ing cock jockeys who can't mind their own business and thrive on people's controversies when they've done nothing to deserve them.

Whoever brought this out, I'll let you have your satisfaction: whatever you tried to do, you succeeded royally at messing up my real life. Go ahead and smile or whatever it is inhuman jackasses like you do. It won't change the fact that I know exactly who I am and I don't really care if anyone else doubts it. It matters not one bit when nothing changes for the reality of me: one Japanese guy living in Japan.

That's the last thing I have to say the GA Forum.

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But this.

This is for you.

I know you're reading this. I also know you can understand this. I still don't know how you got all this information, but I'll find out. I admit I don't know how someone could be so damn screwy in the head to go through all the effort you've gone through, especially over me.

But that doesn't change the fact that on top of that, I know who you are now. Yeah, go ahead and shake your head like I'm bluffing. You know in the depths of your nasty, mean little heart that I'm telling the truth.

You'll find out soon enough what the consequences are for doing what you've done to me over the past year and a half.

There's going to be no more fear, and no more harassment, at least not on my side. I'm going to live normally again no matter what you do.

I'd just like to let you know that's nothing changed in the last ten years. Oh yes. I've grown up and gone to live in the US and come back here and all that, but I'm still just as violent and cruel as you remember. If anything, I've only gotten stronger.

If you do one more thing to me...know this: no one will be able to hear you scream. And I won't make it quick.

And if you think you can use this for evidence, well you know now that what used to be your strength is now your weakness: no one will be able to track it to the real me.

-FoxSpiritShadow
 

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Spoony's meltdown by far.

Watching him destroy every single one of his friendships as well as harass anyone who got near him was sad and funny at the same time. (but mostly sad!)
 

Cyan

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holy shit. what is the context of this post.

Kitsune had pretended to be Japanese/living in Japan for years. Got caught out when his IP turned out to be somewhere in California. Got confronted, and, well...
 

prwxv3

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Kitsune had pretended to be Japanese/living in Japan for years. Got caught out when his IP turned out to be somewhere in California. Got confronted, and, well...

what was the topic he was posting in.
 
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