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If a woman putting a plastic penis in a man's butt makes him gay, then having two men use a plastic vagina on each other would make them both straight.

 

[joelseph]

Imm dnruk 2 lok at mah spellngg errrs

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

I'm just saying that the idea that men are denying the "gift" of experiencing penetrating and being penetrated is flawed since our butts don't feel the same as a vagina does when it's penetrated. If my asshole was a pussy if let my gf fuck it all the time.

You crazy motherfuckers.

lmao this is a great post

 

[Servbot24]

let my girl peg me once and it felt great. she masturbated me at the same time, so the added pressure really heightened things. would do it again!

 

[Stet]

If a woman putting a plastic penis in a man's butt makes him gay, then having two men use a plastic vagina on each other would make them both straight.

where would one buy these plastic vaginas i'm just curious

 

[Kater]

I try all sort of things so I wouldn't say no if the girl is attractive enough.
Could be good, though I don't know how it would feel, never had a dildo in my buttocks.

 

[SugarDaddy]

Just try it.

 

[GraveHorizon]

If a woman putting a plastic penis in a man's butt makes him gay, then having two men use a plastic vagina on each other would make them both straight.

I try all sort of things so I wouldn't say no if the girl is attractive enough.
Could be good, though I don't know how it would feel, never had a dildo in my buttocks.

Imagine pooping in reverse, then normal, then reverse again, then normal. Repeat. Probably like that.

 

[Mike M]

Yes I would. Simple as that.

I will never be able to view Creative Writing Challenge GAF the same way ever again.

 

[livestOne]

If a woman putting a plastic penis in a man's butt makes him gay, then having two men use a plastic vagina on each other would make them both straight.

well ya I guess, if two men naked in bed together opt to use a plastic vagina instead of anal than I guess that makes them straight?

 

[MonaKyshu]

If a woman putting a plastic penis in a man's butt makes him gay, then having two men use a plastic vagina on each other would make them both straight.

i just loled, well put

 

[daveo42]

If I had a GF and she was down, then sure. I would probably not be the one to bring it up in conversation though.

 

[Devolution]

well ya I guess, if two men naked in bed together opt to use a plastic vagina instead of anal than I guess that makes them straight?

Sexual orientation is about who gets you off not what. Christ. This concept is not hard.

 

[GRW810]

I will never be able to view Creative Writing Challenge GAF the same way ever again.

Haha, I'm just a laboratory mouse in a bizarre scientific experiment.

I haven't dropped by Creative Writing in a while, life has proven to be a major obstacle lately. Hopefully I can return to contributing regularly once the challenges return from NaNoWriMo hiatus.

On topic, wife randomly mentioned shopping for strap ons last night. Was as casual a statement as if we needed bread and milk. So... yeah.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Sexual orientation is about who gets you off not what. Christ. This concept is not hard.

No, plastic dicks in butts is gay but plastic vaginas are straight. It's not so hard to understand yo.

In answer to the OP, I would but I have a weird butt. In fact, I would like to have a close gay friend that I could ask questions of because I don't know how normal it is and it's a bit weird to ask a doctor "I want to get pegged but I think my anus is too long, what's up with that?"

 

[Lothar]

well ya I guess, if two men naked in bed together opt to use a plastic vagina instead of anal than I guess that makes them straight?

No, that would make them lesbians.

 

[The Adder]

Sexual orientation is about who gets you off not what. Christ. This concept is not hard.

I believe that was the point of his post.