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XBL Gay Gamertag Saga Continues: RichardGaywood

Jive Turkey

Unconfirmed Member
I understand guys. I wouldn't believe me either. Jack was a lawyer in my home town. I dated his daughter a couple times in high school. The other two were students at my dad's school.
 

Amarox

Member
Jive Turkey said:
I understand guys. I wouldn't believe me either. Jack was a lawyer in my home town. I dated his daughter a couple times in high school. The other two were students at my dad's school.

Uh-huh, and I once knew a man named "Rubber-donged Penishog" . Nice guy. Clean teeth.
 

RevenantKioku

PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
Aw, I guess the girl I knew in high-school, Crystal Dix, wouldn't be allowed to use her real name either.
Jive Turkey said:
I understand guys. I wouldn't believe me either. Jack was a lawyer in my home town. I dated his daughter a couple times in high school. The other two were students at my dad's school.
My father taught a Shithead (saw the homework papers) along with "Starwanna" which is spelt Starwang.
 

eznark

Banned
great, my posts in the OT on serious foreign policy discussions are going to be met with the utmost respect
 

Stop It

Perfectly able to grasp the inherent value of the fishing game.
eznark said:
great, my posts in the OT on serious foreign policy discussions are going to be met with the utmost respect
Yeah, I would avoid any thread involving Israel if I was you. :lol :lol

Anyway, the ban on "offensive" names is a blanket one, and frankly, there isn't the manpower to check every potentially dodgy gamertag for validity, that said, it is a bit draconian in my view.
 

Jive Turkey

Unconfirmed Member
RevenantKioku said:
Crystal Dix...
:lol That's awesome. I love it when parents hate their kids.

RevenantKioku said:
My father taught a Shithead (saw the homework papers) along with "Starwanna" which is spelt Starwang.
On the off chance you aren't messing with me did your dad teach in Southern California?

Crouching Zebra said:
Another day, another thread about gays. Can we not think of more important things to post about?
This thread has been about parents giving their kids terrible names since the OP.
 

Stop It

Perfectly able to grasp the inherent value of the fishing game.
Crouching Zebra said:
Another day, another thread about gays. Can we not think of more important things to post about?
You didn't entirely read the OP and the thread did you? bad boy.

Hint: The thread isn't about "gays".
 

eznark

Banned
My favorite name ever belongs to Providence point guard God Shamgod. I hung out with him a few times and incredibly, he made people just call him G. What a moron. if my parents named me God that is all I would go by.
 

mre

Golden Domers are chickenshit!!
eznark said:
great, my posts in the OT on serious foreign policy discussions are going to be met with the utmost respect

Wow... that's unfortunate. The least the mods could do is link to your post. :lol
 

Jive Turkey

Unconfirmed Member
eznark said:
My favorite name ever belongs to Providence point guard God Shamgod. I hung out with him a few times and incredibly, he made people just call him G. What a moron. if my parents named me God that is all I would go by.
:lol Got that right!

"Where is daddy?"
"He's in God's house now...He'll be back for dinner."

Also your new tag is :lol
 

eznark

Banned
mre said:
Wow... that's unfortunate. The least the mods could do is link to your post. :lol


that would be cool, but as it is I'll just make a bunch of rabid anti-Palestinian posts and confuse everyone.
 

Evander

"industry expert"
God is actually a biblical name (I mean, in the original Hebrew)

He was one of the sons of Jacob, and hence one of the tribes of Israel.

Another Biblical name: Osnot (pronounced "oh snot") I had a teacher named that once.

Also, the nickname for the hebrew version of David (Dahveed) is often "Doo Doo"
 

Vaxadrin

Banned
My German teacher used to tell me about a teacher he had, from India, named "Shitcar Dikshit".

That being said, I wonder if "Buddy Cornhole" is an acceptable gamertag.
 

eznark

Banned
Vaxadrin said:
My German teacher used to tell me about a teacher he had, from India, named "Shitcar Dikshit".

That being said, I wonder if "Buddy Cornhole" is an acceptable gamertag.


Cornhole is what they call beanbag toss in Indiana and other parts of the souther midwest. Bengals QB Carson Palmer even held a tournament called "Carson Palmer's Cornhole Tournament"

So obviously, the best xbl tag ever would be CarsonPalmersCornhole...if you're a Bengals fan that is.
 

Vaxadrin

Banned
eznark said:
Cornhole is what they call beanbag toss in Indiana and other parts of the souther midwest. Bengals QB Carson Palmer even held a tournament called "Carson Palmer's Cornhole Tournament"

So obviously, the best xbl tag ever would be CarsonPalmersCornhole...if you're a Bengals fan that is.

Awesome. I'm changing my gamertag to "xX EliteCornholler420 Xx".
 

Willy Wanka

my god this avatar owns
Count Dookkake said:
Are Wang or Cocks allowed?

Only if you are playing Uno with a vision cam. The things I have seen that can never be unseen :'(

I remember someone on another forum who got banned because his gamertag was "nige" which is short for Nigel. Some illiterate people got quite offended by that one.
 

mollipen

Member
My original Xbox Live (back in the original Xbox days) gamertag was "morningmayo". My website at the time was called Morning Mayonnaise (taken from a humorous mistake made years before when misunderstanding the name of the J-pop supergroup), so that's where I took the gamertag from. Some asshole had already stolen "shidoshi," so I needed something, and that seemed like it'd work just fine.

Yeah, not long after getting online and playing with some of the people out there, I utterly regretted that gamertag, and this was back in the day that you couldn't change your name. So, knowing the crap I got just from that, I can't imagine what a guy like this would end up going through.
 

NME

Member
Why should the Xbox Live community have to suffer because this guy's dopey parents couldn't come up with a good name if it kicked them in the teeth? If I had such a ridiculous name, I'd welcome the opportunity to hide behind a pseudonym.

How dare he have the temerity to expose adolescents to his silly, real name? I'm just concerned for classmates/coworkers who are forced to put a face with the retched name.

I do think that using ones real name as an online identity, especially amongst the gaming community, is folly. Has Microsoft tried that angle; protecting their users from themselves?
 

Az

Member
there was a racedriver called Andy Friese (anti-freeze)

but Gaywood should not be banned, he suffered enough, he had to go to highschool with that name
 

eznark

Banned
AzRim904 said:
there was a racedriver called Andy Friese (anti-freeze)

but Gaywood should not be banned, he suffered enough, he had to go to highschool with that name

That reminded me of Dick Trickle, greatest driver to ever come out of Wisconsin.
 
JonathanEx said:
In a wonderful article which was obviously "shit, we've gone to the porn show on the site's budget, quick, come up with a shitty post so it's all fine!"
... tons of street cred ...
Doc Evils said:
Thanks to them we now know Jenna Haze is a PS3 fan girl and likes Final Fantasy!
 

Evander

"industry expert"
AzRim904 said:
there was a racedriver called Andy Friese (anti-freeze)

but Gaywood should not be banned, he suffered enough, he had to go to highschool with that name

Was he banned? I thought he just had to change his name.
 
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