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Xbox Power King Memes

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Hi, I need to buy a new alarm clock because mine broke. What's needed to make a great alarm clock?

RCA rep
: Something basic and cheap. It gets the job done

Panasonic rep: You need something loud. So look for one with high wattage

Sanyo rep: People wake up differently to sounds. You need anything from deep buzzers to screeching beeps

PS5 rep: It has to echo through the house in three-dimensions because there's a chance someone sets the alarm clock in the bedroom, but fell asleep in the garage. Our Tempest 3D Audio can radiate even mundane sound frequencies through drywall. However, the rest of our model is basic and just shows the time
 
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And here's another meme-y piece coming from two execs. Shu again chiming in. When Sony execs are having good times, they like to rub it in. When things aren't going so well, it's dead silence.

Although Cerny likes to be hyperbolic, at least he has to show his face when there's tech reveals. Got to give credit. He did his part. All the other bigwigs are nowhere to be found basically letting Cerny to get the brunt of PS5 criticism.

 
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