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You find yourself in a swedish sauna with a famous game dev of your choice..

shuri

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You suddenly wake up in a very steamy sauna. The lights are dark. You find yourself sweating profusely, as you are not used to saunas. This is your first time. Your first experience. The door suddenly opens.. a man, shy, timid yet with a familiar vibe slips inside with you.

He sits down on the planks, looks intently right at you and says "Oooh, the nails are hot!" You look down at the planks and realize there were NO nails anywhere that are exposed to touch anyones body! Over the next minute or two, he continues to try to make eyes contact with you as he gets up and proceed to do some stretches. As he gives you a slow, dashing, celestial gaze, he sits back in front of you.

The door of the sauna locks. You are trapped with this mysterious, captivating figure. You can hear people in the other saunas talking. Or are they? It's hard to understand what's going on. Your guest is looking at you, intently.

This is where your recognize him. he is that famous game developer. What is he doing here? Why is here? You regain your composure and realize that he is trapped with you, into this sauna. The heat from sauna is obviously affecting him. He is like an open book. You can ask him whatever question you want; about himself, about his past.. About his gaming history. He has no restrain, no subject is off-limit.

Which gaming dev is it, and what question do you ask him? Quick, while he is still under the effects of the fumes of steaming wood, sweat and the powerful embrace of your body warmth. He will not stay open and available for long..

edit: It can be a game composer, an artist, whatever you want; as long as its a gaming personality.

edit2: Language is no problem.. As the overwhelming feeling of closeness brings you and him together, you realise that you understand that person perfectly, no matter what his original language is. It is almost as you have a special link with this person.
 

SMT

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Jade Raymond, start with small-talk about some creed in her ass. Then move on with some more simple questions like ''Voulez vous coucher avec moi maintenant?''.
 

Sophia

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I'd be less concerned about the developer and more concerned as to why the fuck I'm in a sauna. I get dehydrated so easily.

Although, if I had to pick, it would be someone younger. Or maybe Hideki Kamiya. I'd ask him why he's so awesome.
 

Gravijah

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You guys can have Jade Raymond. If I'm going to ask anyone a question hoping for an interesting answer, it would be this sexy beast:

 

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I'm in the sauna with DICE and I ask them "Did you mofos just steal sauna from Finland?". Seriously, swedish sauna? I'm outraged!
 

subversus

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Gravijah said:
You guys can have Jade Raymond. If I'm going to ask anyone a question hoping for an interesting answer, it would be this sexy beast:

"did you really think that ragdoll isn't an important feature?"
 

spats

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I'd prefer if it was a Finnish sauna.

But propably Kazunori Yamauchi. I'd ask him what he has in the works right now.

 

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Rad- said:
I'm in the sauna with DICE and I ask them "Did you mofos just steal sauna from Finland?". Seriously, swedish sauna? I'm outraged!
DICE answers: "Were looking into it"
 

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Ken Levine would look cute in a towel.
jokkir said:
Gabe Newell

"I guess this is where you came up with the name Steam, huh"
Much respect for Gabe Newell and I don't give a crap what he looks like under normal circumstances, but do you really want to see him naked?
 

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OP said:
The door suddenly opens.. a man, shy, timid yet with a familiar vibe slips inside with you.
Unless Jade Raymond is secretly a man, that's a cop out answer and doesn't make sense given the scenario. Come on people, you can't cheat your way out of this one.

I'd go with Peter Molyneux and ask him for the full story of whatever happened to B.C., and try to get him to commit to dropping Fable and making B.C. instead.

I'd also try not to stare at his liver spotted
hands
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woodypop

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Whew! I think I need a cigarette after reading that OP.

David Jaffe.

I'd ask him to talk dirty to me.

But really, I'd ask him
"Wanna top, or bottom?"
 

subversus

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Well, Kim Swift it is then.

I'd ask her who created the turrets with such cute voices in Portal.
 
Who do you think you are telling me what I'm not used to.
I'm most definitely used to saunas!
Rad- said:
I'm in the sauna with DICE and I ask them "Did you mofos just steal sauna from Finland?". Seriously, swedish sauna? I'm outraged!
I'm pretty sure Finland wouldn't want that sauna, that ceiling height...
Gravijah said:
You guys can have Jade Raymond. If I'm going to ask anyone a question hoping for an interesting answer, it would be this sexy beast:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/John_Carmack_GDC_2010.jpg/584px-John_Carmack_GDC_2010.jpg[img][/QUOTE]
This is the right answer in any case!
 

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Gravijah said:
You guys can have Jade Raymond. If I'm going to ask anyone a question hoping for an interesting answer, it would be this sexy beast:

You know he talks a lot, right? :p
 

shuri

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You can do what you want with that person. He is under your complete control. The choice is yours
 

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The lead designer of Hot Springs Story.

I would ask "Dude, is this the sauna that inspired your game?"