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"You sucked my dick on the first day!"

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Okay so I had one of the weirdest experiences at work today.

I work the late night shift and me and my coworker were pretty tried around 3:30am and decided to take our break, well we sit down in the break area and this other coworker who usually likes to spread her personal stuff shows up and says something to another worker who was just chilling waiting to clock out, well they have "history" and whatever she said set him off pretty bad and she started yelling at him getting into his face and shoving him and shit. Talking about how her 1,000 facebook music friends will kick his ass, how her music thing is taking off and she talks to big players, how he "sucked her dick" on the first day. who has fucked her since him and a million other things. Now he retaliated but it was mostly just back off stuff and stop talking, some threats were made by both of them and all that other good shit.

So this goes on for 15 fucking minutes while im trying to enjoy my break and so are a few others but no supervisor was around and no one wanted to get involved. Well me and my friend decide to get up and go back to work, the guy clocks out to leave and she fucking follows him still yelling at him and even leaves the building while still on the clock. She comes back in 30 minutes later, clocks out and leaves 2 hours before she was supposed to and we are pretty busy and Im just sitting there dumbstruck about what in the fuck I just saw.

If I were to have recorded that shit it would have gotten a good amount of views on WSHH. Has anyone else had anything like this happen at the work place?
 
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So either the lady has a penis or it is her play on words in reference to him sucking and tongue flicking her bean.


Never heard put that way before by a woman if it is in reference to the second possibility.
 
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ah man, total letdown. I thought, after their argument, she was going to get you off on your first day!
 
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Jburton said:
So either the lady has a penis or it is her play on words in reference to him sucking and tongue flicking her bean.


Never heard put that way before by a woman if it is in reference to the second possibility.
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She was talking about the 2nd thing but just put it as him sucking her "dick".
 
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monome

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angryyyyyyy girl.

stay away.
do not meld.
keep clear.

suck my dick is just her way of saying he was after her and played nice.

You would know if she has a dick, no? I mean there is nothing wrong with a lokk or two on you co-workers once in a while ;-)
 
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Only thing worse than finding out a chick's got a dick is finding out it's bigger than yours. Might as well suck it at that point.
 
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wwm0nkey said:
Post Office, which I didn't expect this shit to happen in.
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This made me laugh. Maybe because you're on the other side you don't notice, but post offices nowadays are fuckin awful. The level of customer service is definitely less than Burger King.
 
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wwm0nkey

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Really? I've heard some horror stories about the post office. Ever wonder where the phrase "going postal" comes from?
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Well from what the regulars told me shit like that used to go down a lot and it was a crazy place, they said its been pretty nice and easy for the past few years though and honestly it hasn't been bad working here or anything until she started this stuff up with the guy.
 
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Jburton said:
So either the lady has a penis or it is her play on words in reference to him sucking and tongue flicking her bean.


Never heard put that way before by a woman if it is in reference to the second possibility.
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or it means he was chasing her hard..
 
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She still has a thing for him, and either he still has a thing for her, or his responses are somewhat unclear...making it seem as though he still has a thing for her.

Yep.
 
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She sounds charming. I look forward to your follow up thread about how the latest new singing star of 2014 is in fact the same co-worker.... or not.
 
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I thought this was going to be a dating age thread about the "value" or "moral" implications of a girl sucking a guys dick on the first date.

Am disappointed
 
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MarkMclovin

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You use a clocking in/out system? Like one of those punch card things?

I thought that shit went out years ago.
 
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Somewhere between here and there.
I had something like that happen once on my crew. They were exes, always bickered. One day one took off, the other followed, both came back to find themselves unemployed. That shit is toxic in a workplace, and no boss worth his salt will put up with it.
 
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I would think that she meant that he was basically her bitch since the beginning of their relationship. It usually isn't a good idea to get involved in someone else's personal stuff unless they ask you for advice or just need someone to rant to.
 
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That shit is fun to watch isnt it? Enjoy the moment.
 
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Does he look like this?
 
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Sucking her dick on the first day doesn't make him a boy less worth of your attention. Just a dude who likes sucking a girl's dick, nothing wrong with it.

Girls, you like getting your dick sucked, so don't judge a dude who is eager to do it.
 
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