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[Costanza]

http://www.local6.com/news/13567201/detail.html

Two women in Seminole County, Fla., are accused of performing sex acts in front of children at a community pool bathroom while a third woman photographed them, according to a police report.

Seminole County sheriff's deputies arrested Emily Hernandez and Johannie Jimenez over the weekend at the Casselberry public bathroom.

A woman told police that she was walking into the bathroom with her children, and noticed Hernandez and Jimenez naked and apparently performing oral sex. She said another woman was photographing the acts.

The pregnant mother said she tried to leave the area with her children but the women would not let her leave. She said she was threatened not to call the police.

The woman eventually left the area with her children unharmed, police said.

Hernandez and Jimenez face lewd and lascivious exhibition charges as well as battery on a pregnant person, false imprisonment of an adult and child under 13 years old.

While the women were being transported to the Seminole County Jail, an officer said that Hernandez apparently bit Jimenez inside the patrol car, according to the police report.

...wow

ew

 

[RubxQub]

F'ing horrible

Spoiler

...their faces...are f'ing horrible...

 

[starchild excalibur]

ew

took the words outta my mouth :x

 

[tegdf]

holy shit at the mugshots

 

[TemplaerDude]

oh jesus no, kids scarred for life, good god.

 

[J2 Cool]

so wrong so wrong so wrong so wrong so wrong

 

[Gio_CoD]

The one on the left looks like she swam home from the Island of Dr. Moreau, but the one on the right doesn't look too shabby.

 

[bud]

nice

 

[Futureman]

Are they twins?

 

[mrklaw]

shooting porn in semen hole county?

 

[Meier]

The power of airbrushing.

 

[Like the hat?]

cant wait to get my copy of Creepy Community Pool Sluts 23

 

[DarkJediKnight]

After Zombification / Before Zombification

 

[SnakeswithLasers]

I'm withholding judgment until I see pics that are not mugshots. Nobody looks good after they've been arrested and crying for a few hours.

 

[Triz]

Id slip it to the one on the right?

 

[fallengorn]

So how much would you fine them?

Spoiler

for not being hot enough

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Whoa, are those new Mass Effect screenshots?

 

[ToxicAdam]

These aren't real lesbians. One is supposed to have short spiky hair.

 

[LakeEarth]

Whoa, are those new Mass Effect screenshots?

I swear you're 100% right on this, especially the one on the right.

 

[MrToughPants]

Does the one on the left have a broken nose?

 

[Scrow]

Does the one on the left have a broken nose?

i think the whole face is broken

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Id slip it to the one on the right?

Are you waiting for us to tell you its ok?

The one on the right:

Coincidence?

 

[GhaleonEB]

After Zombification / Before Zombification

:lol

 

[BobLoblaw]

BEFORE

WAY BEFORE

 

[krypt0nian]

Monsters roam the Earth!

 

[Xdrive05]

This story had soooo much potential to be hot....

Then we had to see them.

 

[mckmas8808]

Is it me or do they look like the same person?

 

[Cheeto]

I'd do 'um.

 

[vas_a_morir]

I'd do 'um.

EYE BET YOO WOOD!

 

[Beavertown]

Hawt.

 

[Dali]

Kids today don't know how good they got it. When I was a kid it was the creepy homeless guy with no pants that was always asking you if you wanted some candy. Nowadays all they got to worry about is homely lesbians making porn.

 

[Psychotext]

That's certainly... different.

 

[superbank]

ew

.

 

[Kevtones]

And people blame videogames

 

[Deleted member 1235]

After Zombification / Before Zombification

God typical gaf

'those women are so ugly I wouldn't touch them with yours wah wah...'

....hang on those women really are ugly. Did somebody punch out the one on the left?

Someone should punch out the one on the right.

 

[Zombie James]

 

[Stoney Mason]

God typical gaf

'those women are so ugly I wouldn't touch them with yours wah wah...'

....hang on those women really are ugly. Did somebody punch out the one on the left?

Someone should punch out the one on the right.

Of all the women to defend you pick these two?

 

[starchild excalibur]

God typical gaf

'those women are so ugly I wouldn't touch them with yours wah wah...'

....hang on those women really are ugly. Did somebody punch out the one on the left?

Someone should punch out the one on the right.

I'm sorry, but you're crazy. Normally I'm quick to defend the superficiality of GAF, but this goes way beyond that. It's not just the mug shots that are gross, it's their entire behavior: taking pornographic pictures in a community pool? Threatening a mother and her children?

But hey, have fun defending them.

 

[Cheeto]

You guys don't read very well do you?

Someone should punch out the one on the right.

 

[firex]

are 4 lines double spaced like that really tl;dr for you guys?

 

[meppi]

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

I screwed up one frame, but, this is exactly how I felt when I saw it.

 

[Costanza]

I screwed up one frame, but, this is exactly how I felt when I saw it.

:lol We need the Locke gif of this.

 

[starchild excalibur]

You guys don't read very well do you?

Doi! Golly Jee, I've been GAFfed!

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

Why wouldn't they let them leave? You would think they would run away when they got caught in the act. Most people would , anyways.

 

[Yixian]

They are ****ing 100% definitely sisters. Look at the similarities in their facial features.

One is on meth though.

 

[silvon]

I screwed up one frame, but, this is exactly how I felt when I saw it.

:lol

 

[Ripclawe]

http://www.local6.com/news/13567201/detail.html

...wow

ew

Wasn't expecting supermodels, but damn.

 

[methane47]

Are those the extras from Alien Nation?

 

[mosaic]

The one on the left had obviously been crying during the booking procedure...

The one on the right is looking for John Connor.