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Morgan Webb is looking pretty manface in this month's FHM...
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GoutPatrol
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Google said:
Nope, just naturally gifted.
No pics...yet.
thesoapster
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I've always thought she was attractive, but the general stupidity of the G4 network forces me not to watch.
Tchu-Espresso
likes mayo on everthing and can't dance
What does your gf look like out of curiousity?B.K. said:
Once upon a time my by-nearly-a-decade older brother and I went to Best Buy to buy videogames (for the sake of covering our respective asses, he's married, I was merely engaged at the time, and neither of us were actually interested in seeking girls outside of our repective situations).
The Best Buy check out girl was clearly a gamer and rattled off facts about the games we bought. She was honestly entirely average looking, maybe slightly cute in a dorky sort of way.
My brother put it very well, "So really she's about a 5 or a 6, but that just bumped her up to at least an 8, right?"
This is pretty relevant when talking about Morgan Webb's general attractiveness to her audience, and she's certainly more attractive than random Best Buy girl.
The Best Buy check out girl was clearly a gamer and rattled off facts about the games we bought. She was honestly entirely average looking, maybe slightly cute in a dorky sort of way.
My brother put it very well, "So really she's about a 5 or a 6, but that just bumped her up to at least an 8, right?"
This is pretty relevant when talking about Morgan Webb's general attractiveness to her audience, and she's certainly more attractive than random Best Buy girl.
thesoapster
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JayDubya said:
Basically.
It's funny in a way that a gamer would be put up against supermodels.
Foreign Jackass
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No curves? NO CURVES? Goddamn some people are blind, here. Cloudwalking, please.. You don't look that much 'gifted' in that department. And for guys saying this girl has no curves... are you looking at her crotch?
CajoleJuice
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The gauntlet has been thrown down!Foreign Jackass said:
Outcast2004
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Foreign Jackass said:
Morgan has no curves to her....
She has a boy's body with decent sized breasts. She's a 2x4 with 2 baseballs screwed into it.
Foreign Jackass
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Outcast2004 said:
The words FLAT AS PAVEMENT were said. I like that pavement. If pavement was like that, I'd just lay down on the street all day long, fondling potholes.
zon said:You ****er, now I don't know if I should keep on pimping the awesomeness that is the Splorgenborg or join the MWDF
I demand an avatar that has both!
Join the greater good. Now with 100% less man-jaw and 24822% more glowing boobies.
Mr. TV Goggles
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Now all we need is a pic of cloudwalking in a bikini. fapfapfapCajoleJuice said:
Mr. Spinnington
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If I've taught GAF anything, it is to ask and that you shall receive.Mr. TV Goggles said:
Foreign Jackass said:
Don't be so obsessive. She's pretty curveless for a girl. She doesn't have much in the butt/thigh department and she's lacking any kind of decent hourglass-looking figure. If you like her and that's your type, that's fine. And whether Cloudwalking is gifted in that department or not, she's allowed to have her own opinions on females as well. From what I've seen, Morgan's body practically goes straight down, besides boobage.
cloudwalking
300chf ain't shit to me
Foreign Jackass said:
And I assume you've seen me in person, then? Because AFAIK, I haven't posted any photos here of my "department" that would prove you either right or wrong.
Koshiba said:
Thank you! <3 Apparently I'm not the only one with the opinion, either. But I'm a girl lol, so I don't count.
AlanHemberger
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The only thing about Morgan Webb is that she has some awful taste in games and has some horrible vendetta against the xbox that makes me want to punch her in her throat. Plus, she hates Final Fantasy XI and has admitted to disliking FF's in general. So she can **** off. I'd still **** her a million times though.JayDubya said:
AlanHemberger
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:lol :loltedtropy said:
PhoenixDark
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You guys are so shallow. Morgan is beautiful, and a nice person on the inside where it counts. If her heart is half as big as her left breast, she's a truly great person.
Sure I would hit it, but I would also cuddle. She's that hot
Sure I would hit it, but I would also cuddle. She's that hot
Tchu-Espresso
likes mayo on everthing and can't dance
If males get blasted for being demeaning and condescending, then so will you.cloudwalking said:
Im all about equal rights. None of this double standard bullshit.
Oh and you're also blind if you think shes flat.
Tchu-Espresso
likes mayo on everthing and can't dance
Dont be taking no shots at Brad Pitt now.temp said:
By the way, the argument was that she said she's "flat as pavement" which isnt really a remark of personal taste. Its more of an obvious observation that she got wrong because shes legally blind.
cloudwalking
300chf ain't shit to me
The Black Brad Pitt said:
What argument? :lol Merely a matter of opinion. It's like I insulted your girlfriend or something, no need to get your panties in a bunch.
I said she was flat. She's got no curves. Her breasts aren't that big. I'm not the only one who feels this way. But whoops -- I'm female, better keep that opinion to myself, since obviously I don't know anything about it / am making all the fanboys cry. Boo hoo. Equal treatment, remember?
Mike Works
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this is what's considered flat now? wow.
AlanHemberger
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Sheesh, you forgot that everyone in this thread is dating supermodels. DUHHHHHHMike Works said:
this is what's considered flat now? wow.
Mike Works said:
this is what's considered flat now? wow.
I dunno, her ass looks flat to me though. To me, her breasts are fine. Her overall figure though is rather straight. Everyone is allowed to have their own opinion though. Just like, what might be fat to one person, might not be to another. What might be skinny to one person, might not be to another. It's all in the eyes of the person who sees it. :X
OpinionatedCyborg
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She has tits but no hips. When you factor her large shoulders into the equation, you realize her body's a rather masculine V shape.Mike Works said:
this is what's considered flat now? wow.
Tchu-Espresso
likes mayo on everthing and can't dance
:lolpoopee said:
so random.
Tchu-Espresso
likes mayo on everthing and can't dance
looks like her chest is on backwards.Mike Works said:
this is what's considered flat now? wow.
davepoobond
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poopee said:
:lol
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