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I knocked out a PS3 geek waiting in line....

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Aeon712

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After you hit him you should've took his spot in line and made him buy your friends Ipod if he wanted it back.
 

Brobzoid

how do I slip unnoticed out of a gloryhole booth?
Almighty_Chocobo said:
I disagree on your first point, after being punched I think he'll think twice about insulting somebody again like that. Like somebody said earlier, it was probably some loser that talks trash over Xbox Live while not worrying about consequences.
The water idea is a pretty nice one, though. ;-)

when someone punches me, I punch back. Everyone I've ever punched(that's capable of punching back) has. If it's a kid who insults you/your friend it would be extremely shameful to punch him out.
 
This thread is all sorts of "WTF." Grow the **** up people. They're ****ing words. He didn't talk shit about your dead grandmother and it wasn't even your girlfriend. I'm not a pacifist whatsoever, but that's ****ing ridiculous.

"zomg! id do her! lolz"
"wut u say? i hurt u bad. LAWL"
"o mi. ur so strong. lets fuk"
 

VALIS

Member
huacst21 said:
You're pathetic. Risking jail time just to impress some skanky tease?

A million to one you wouldn't have touched him if he was 6'8" and black. >_>

Beating up a geek to impress a girl = lame.

I also bet you haven't f*cked her by now... I know this story is bullshit but incase it's not, you're whack.

I'm not sure what's more amusing/lame. Talking about punching people out on the internet, or trying to start a tough guy fight with someone who talks about punching people out on the internet.


Rather than ponder the answer, I think I'm just gonna have a glass of wine, jerk off to lesbian porn and turn off the computer for the night.
 
whytemyke said:
wtf... no forza reply to being called on his bullshit? :lol

Hey dude. I just feel like crap and quite honestly sense this topic has taken a turn for the worse. I just talked to the chick and now even she says she feels bad about it and is "blaming her big mouth" for it.

Shit happens and I'm turning the page....
 

FlyinJ

Douchebag. Yes, me.
Let's let the theories begin:

Forza was 45th in line at Best Buy, and they came out and said there were only 10 PS3s. He got all choked up and some people in line saw tears in his eyes. He ran away, guilty and ashamed. The anger welled up inside him for all the other geeks who got their PS3s. He got home, still choked up, and projected his frustrations into some beefy masculine cliche. Unlike himself, this guy beats up all the geeks AND gets laid!

On GAF, he's the hero! Unlike in cruel real life.
 

darscot

Member
ForzaItalia said:
Hey dude. I just feel like crap and quite honestly sense this topic has taken a turn for the worse. I just talked to the chick and now even she says she feels bad about it and is "blaming her big mouth" for it.

Shit happens and I'm turning the page....

Where is your response to the guy that says he was in that line all morning and this did not happen?
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
ForzaItalia said:
Hey dude. I just feel like crap and quite honestly sense this topic has taken a turn for the worse. I just talked to the chick and now even she says she feels bad about it and is "blaming her big mouth" for it.

Shit happens and I'm turning the page....
dude. a guy said that he was at the store all day and nothing like that ever happened. you can't cop out by saying it's a bad day :lol

i'm not even busting your balls over what ya did. a lotta guys would have done the same thing. but if you made this story up, then uh.... yeah....
 
whytemyke said:
dude. a guy said that he was at the store all day and nothing like that ever happened. you can't cop out by saying it's a bad day :lol

i'm not even busting your balls over what ya did. a lotta guys would have done the same thing. but if you made this story up, then uh.... yeah....


You could have made the EXACT same post...if you catch my drift....
 

FlyinJ

Douchebag. Yes, me.
ForzaItalia said:
You could have made the EXACT same post...if you catch my drift....

I was escorting TWO ladies to lunch and THREE PS3 geeks were making off-color remarks to both of them! I picked up one of the lame PS3 geeks and swung him around, knocking over the other two. They all started crying but the ladies just started laughing their asses off. They just called me to say that they told their friend about what I did and all three of them want to have sex with me.

I feel bad GAF. What should I do.
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
FlyinJ said:
I was escorting TWO ladies to lunch and THREE PS3 geeks were making off-color remarks to both of them! I picked up one of the lame PS3 geeks and swung him around, knocking over the other two. They all started crying but the ladies just started laughing their asses off. They just called me to say that they told their friend about what I did and all three of them want to have sex with me.

I feel bad GAF. What should I do.
lol prolly fhuta ,)
 
VALIS said:
I'm not sure what's more amusing/lame. Talking about punching people out on the internet, or trying to start a tough guy fight with someone who talks about punching people out on the internet.


Rather than ponder the answer, I think I'm just gonna have a glass of wine, jerk off to lesbian porn and turn off the computer for the night.

I just call people on their shit and truth hurts. He "supposedly" punched a geeky PS3 fanatic. OMG, you're teh hardcore. :lol
 

JayDubya

Banned
I think we need to have someone begin a post by mimicking ForzaItalia's story, but end up segwaying the whole thing into "The Aristocrats."

That'd be awesome.
 

Manics

Banned
I can't believe the negative comments in this thread. Some punk ass spoiled geek mouths off to Forza's lady-friend and he's supposed to let it go? My cousin did almost the exact same thing a few years ago while dating his wife (girlfriend at the time). She told him that on her way to work there were always 2 or 3 punks making lewd remarks at her. One day he followed her to work, saw the punks make the remarks and chased them with a baseball bat. They never bothered her again. The difference is my cousin didn't feel bad about that situation like Forza is suddenly feeling now.

Forza, you did the right thing. Like someone mentioned earlier, this geek is probably used to mouthing off to other gamers online, thinking he can get out of any situation by pressing the right trigger button and the square. This time the joke was on him. Serves him right and hopefully he learns from this.
 
Manics said:
I can't believe the negative comments in this thread. Some punk ass spoiled geek mouths off to Forza's lady-friend and he's supposed to let it go? My cousin did almost the exact same thing a few years ago while dating his wife (girlfriend at the time). She told him that on her way to work there were always 2 or 3 punks making lewd remarks at her. One day he followed her to work, saw the punks make the remarks and chased them with a baseball bat. They never bothered her again. The difference is my cousin didn't feel bad about that situation like Forza is suddenly feeling now.

Forza, you did the right thing. Like someone mentioned earlier, this geek is probably used to mouthing off to other gamers online, thinking he can get out of any situation by pressing the right trigger button and the square. This time the joke was on him. Serves him right and hopefully he learns from this.

Lets take away the punk ass spoiled geek and replace him with a 6' 2" musclehead. Would Forza still do the same thing? I doubt it.

Most guys will only fight someone they know they have a good chance against.
 

Christopher

Member
Manics said:
I can't believe the negative comments in this thread. Some punk ass spoiled geek mouths off to Forza's lady-friend and he's supposed to let it go? My cousin did almost the exact same thing a few years ago while dating his wife (girlfriend at the time). She told him that on her way to work there were always 2 or 3 punks making lewd remarks at her. One day he followed her to work, saw the punks make the remarks and chased them with a baseball bat. They never bothered her again. The difference is my cousin didn't feel bad about that situation like Forza is suddenly feeling now.

Forza, you did the right thing. Like someone mentioned earlier, this geek is probably used to mouthing off to other gamers online, thinking he can get out of any situation by pressing the right trigger button and the square. This time the joke was on him. Serves him right and hopefully he learns from this.

1.) The story is fake.

2.) It was a "geek" apparently if you can't win in a verbal arguement with a geek that's saying something. If someone said that shit to my girl I'm not petty enough to go and do something, and at the same time I know how to handle myself in a verbal arguement...as do MANY girls who I've seen.
 

ghst

thanks for the laugh
SO YUUH THIS NERDZ CALLED ME A FAG AND I WAS LIEK WTF BRO AND PWNED HIM AND WENT HOME AND MADE A THREAD ABOIUT IT.
 

Ginko

Member
I can't believe this, for the simple reason that it's impossible for only 10-15 people to line up for the PS3 at Best Buy during lunch time..
 

LJ11

Member
xhadoukenx said:
SO YUUH THIS NERDZ CALLED ME A FAG AND I WAS LIEK WTF BRO AND PWNED HIM AND WENT HOME AND MADE A THREAD ABOIUT IT.

Was it before or after the 30 person orgy?
 

teiresias

Member
ForzaItalia said:
Let me start by saying that I am not a violent person by nature. I was escorting a girl that works near me for lunch at the local Jack Astor's. She works at the Telus tower near the Scarborough Town Centre and we visited the Best Buy near there afterwards as she was looking to buy an iPod.

There were about 10-15 guys lined up for a PS3 and she was wearing a short skirt. One of the geeks made a remark about wanting to "do" her and I ignored this because she told him to "eff off". The same geek then said "I'll **** your boyfriend after I'm done ****ing you"...

Well that was it. I approached him and told him to repeat it and he did so I knocked him out. I expected at least some of the other geeks/guys to jump in but nobody did.

Needless to say it did ruin the rest of my work day and I'm a bit worried that the security cameras might have gotten the plates of the girl I was with.

Just needed to vent here on GAF I suppose....

This story is only worth a damn if you caused him to lose an eye because you "love everything about battling people."
 

Wes

venison crêpe
No one can make personal stories now. There are other GAF users literally everywhere ready to confirm or deny said tale.

Watch your back is all I'm saying.
 

Manics

Banned
huacst21 said:
Lets take away the punk ass spoiled geek and replace him with a 6' 2" musclehead. Would Forza still do the same thing? I doubt it.

Most guys will only fight someone they know they have a good chance against.


What offends you that he punched this guy out? Was it a friend of yours? You or I don't know what Forza would have done if the guy was 6'2" and a musclehead. For all we know, Forza could be 6'6" and a musclehead.
 

FiRez

Member
JayDubya said:
If this isn't a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and is entirely on the level, then good for you sir.

:lol
yeah I was expecting some belaired spin at the end of his post

anonymous doesn't forgive indeed
 

Dilbert

Member
Manics said:
What offends you that he punched this guy out? Was it a friend of yours? You or I don't know what Forza would have done if the guy was 6'2" and a musclehead. For all we know, Forza could be 6'6" and a musclehead.
For all we know, Forza could be Greekboy and you could be a second account for Forza!
 

Manics

Banned
-jinx- said:
For all we know, Forza could be Greekboy and you could be a second account for Forza!


You can always do an IP check.

I'm offended. I just passed my 2 year anniversary here on NeoGAF as well. :( E tu jinx?
 
Manics said:
What offends you that he punched this guy out? Was it a friend of yours? You or I don't know what Forza would have done if the guy was 6'2" and a musclehead. For all we know, Forza could be 6'6" and a musclehead.
Nothing offends me about it. However, I just feel it's nothing to be proud of. I mean, people over the age of 20 still act like this? ****ing ridiculous. Verbal insults are nothing. Grow up, people.
 

NetMapel

Guilty White Male Mods Gave Me This Tag
Forza, your girlfriend needs to help me get a job at Telus Scarb :p I just had an interview with them about new grad opportunity, Consumer Solution - Leadership Development Program !!!
 
Manics said:
What offends you that he punched this guy out? Was it a friend of yours? You or I don't know what Forza would have done if the guy was 6'2" and a musclehead. For all we know, Forza could be 6'6" and a musclehead.

If so, then Forza knocking out a geek is pretty sad.
 
NetMapel said:
Forza, your girlfriend needs to help me get a job at Telus Scarb :p I just had an interview with them about new grad opportunity, Consumer Solution - Leadership Development Program !!!

Send me your resume. I can always ask her if she has a contact at HR.
 

bluemax

Banned
Wes said:
No one can make personal stories now. There are other GAF users literally everywhere ready to confirm or deny said tale.

Watch your back is all I'm saying.

Have you seen most of Forza's posts? If they don't scream joke character I don't know what does.

And cmon, punching out a "geek" and then rushing to the internet to tell a forum full of "geeks" about it? That's pretty illogical.
 

Shinobi

Member
typo said:
People waiting in line for videogames need to be knocked out in general.

Word.



MaestroRyan said:
dude, i know how you feel. guys lined up for the wii were giving my girlfriend crap saying stuff like "you'd be fun to hug" or "man i wish i could hold your hand", so i turned around and shot one of them.

:lol



Ginko said:
I can't believe this, for the simple reason that it's impossible for only 10-15 people to line up for the PS3 at Best Buy during lunch time..

It's easy to believe in this instance since we got a month's worth of rain yesterday. :lol

I was at the Town Centre last evening, picking up a couple of sweaters and getting a gauge of how many PS3's and Wii's a few stores were getting in. Didn't bother going to Best Buy though...didn't really want to see the dopes camped in their little tents.



-jinx- said:
For all we know, Forza could be Greekboy and you could be a second account for Forza!

:lol
 

jett

D-Member
Christopher said:
1.) The story is fake.

2.) It was a "geek" apparently if you can't win in a verbal arguement with a geek that's saying something. If someone said that shit to my girl I'm not petty enough to go and do something, and at the same time I know how to handle myself in a verbal arguement...as do MANY girls who I've seen.

:lol A "verbal arguement"? Sounds like you're just a pussy. If that situation actually happened Forza's reaction makes him totally in the right.
 

Ichirou

Banned
ForzaItalia said:
Hey dude. I just feel like crap and quite honestly sense this topic has taken a turn for the worse. I just talked to the chick and now even she says she feels bad about it and is "blaming her big mouth" for it.

Shit happens and I'm turning the page....

...what about the fact that you've been accused of making all this up by someone who was actually there all morning?
 

Manics

Banned
Ichirou_Oogami said:
...what about the fact that you've been accused of making all this up by someone who was actually there all morning?


What about the fact that the guy who said he was there all morning was posting on GAF during the day?
 
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