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blugbox · Apr 4, 2013

Xbox 360 owners are insecure and need morale boosters to feel good about themselves according to new study

Wynnebeck · Apr 4, 2013

snoopeasystreet said:
They're also way more open to paying for sex.

I said HOT DAMN! Best first reply in a minute.

jim-jam bongs · Apr 4, 2013

Oh wait, it's a coupon site?

No wonder PC gamers fared so badly, none of our ladies need coupons because we're not filthy poor people.

triggaz · Apr 4, 2013

snoopeasystreet said:
They're also way more open to paying for sex.

Legendary first reply.

TyphoonStruggle · Apr 4, 2013

It's just because PC girls have higher standards, and 360 girls lower.

Meelow · Apr 4, 2013

So does this mean the Wii is more powerful than the PS3?

sublimit · Apr 4, 2013

What about handheld owners?

Hermii · Apr 4, 2013

PC gamers have better graphics but Xbox gamers have better sex. Xbox wins.

Colonel Nasty · Apr 4, 2013

Dumb survey but you can really tell who doesn't have an Xbox in this thread.

Stripper13 · Apr 4, 2013

Console war is over.

Oh you're console has free online? More first party games? 564 kilojoules of graphics chips? I'm better at SEX.

Bam.

perineumlick · Apr 4, 2013

Vire said:

Lol. Had me crying!

Doffen · Apr 4, 2013

I guess the sexbox joke became true.

throwawayname · Apr 4, 2013

According to my study this kind of studies are useless.

Kallor · Apr 5, 2013

Soriku said:
Too busy smanging to vote.

Yeah because they wouldn't be playing Wii U.

jim-jam bongs · Apr 5, 2013

Colonel Nasty said:
Dumb survey but you can really tell who doesn't have an Xbox in this thread.

True story, I used to have an Xbox but I gave it to my roomie when we stopped living together.

My penis fell off

Baconsammy · Apr 5, 2013

blugbox said:
Xbox 360 owners are insecure and need morale boosters to feel good about themselves according to new study

Fans of lesser consoles need shitty arguments to make them feel better about their sexual inadequacies according to a new study.

Meelow said:
So does this mean the Wii is more powerful than the PS3?

Nope, just means all that waggling of your wand has finally paid off.

WEGGLES · Apr 5, 2013

Asked my GF if I was in the 3% of PC gamers, she kinda... changed the subject.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh well

lexi · Apr 5, 2013

Study seems accurate to me, at least from a PC gamer point of view.

Still wouldn't go out with a console gamer though.

Truespeed · Apr 5, 2013

Pays to be a PS360 owner. Also, poll was contracted by Playgirl.

EagleBurnn · Apr 5, 2013

Now that I think about it, I have noticed since I got my gf a 360 Arcade edition that she improved 24% in sexual performance.

RionaaM · Apr 5, 2013

snoopeasystreet said:
They're also way more open to paying for sex.

Oh wow. I didn't understand it at first, but now I'm like... WHOA.

Interfectum said:
PC Gamers are practicing on the wrong pillow...

40 straight seconds of laughter. Thank you!

Satchel · Apr 5, 2013

How about people that own them all?

Or multiples of one?

Majanew · Apr 5, 2013

Well, I can't go from 360 to Durango. Because all the rumors about that system make my dick limp.

Shaanyboi · Apr 5, 2013

snoopeasystreet said:
They're also way more open to paying for sex.

over the fucking moon....

PaulExcellent · Apr 5, 2013

I'm going full Microsoft next gen.
I need that boost, and Viagra ain't cutting it.

Brad Grenz · Apr 5, 2013

Next time you Xbox fans want to make fun of a dudebro who only plays Madden, just remember it's guys like him dragging up the average in studies like this.

Unhandled Exception · Apr 5, 2013

This is one of the funnier threads I've read lately.

?oe?oe · Apr 5, 2013

It was a prophecy - Wii60 all the way!

Byronic Hero · Apr 5, 2013

Might as well go to a Motel 6. The lights are always on.

TUROK · Apr 5, 2013

blugbox said:
Xbox 360 owners are insecure and need morale boosters to feel good about themselves according to new study

Haha, 360 owners aren't the only "insecure" ones, judging by this thread.

Also:

SenjutsuSage · Apr 5, 2013

Even more reason for Sony to fix the positioning of the analog sticks on their controller. Xbox owners have an advantage, thus end up being more versatile.

This might be the most positive Xbox news I've seen in awhile.

RevDM said:
I guess all those 10 year old COD players really have been fucking my mother.

LOL WOW!!

SenjutsuSage · Apr 5, 2013

IdreamofHIME said:
What if I own them all, does this sex prowess stack?

Will saying I own all consoles be a great way to pick up a gir?

No, that just makes you a pervert...

Casanova · Apr 5, 2013

I will somehow make this my new pick-up line. Swear

Sapphire Dreams · Apr 5, 2013

They seriously waste research resources for this ?

c0de · Apr 5, 2013

Acorn said:
Pfft I have three.

c0de · Apr 5, 2013

Y2Kev said:
Sony fans need to practice more with their anime pillows!

lol!

City of Dis · Apr 5, 2013

PC gamers have sexual partners?

Unhandled Exception · Apr 5, 2013

The real question is how do Vita players fare?

c0de · Apr 5, 2013

City of Dis said:
PC gamers have sexual partners?

if schizophrenic...

Oddduck · Apr 5, 2013

axisofweevils said:
Better with Kinect?

This post nails it.

Piggus · Apr 5, 2013

I have a PC and a 360... where does that leave me? >_<

EDIT: according to my gf I'm both good and bad in bed.. So guess I should throw my PC and PS3 away and become a 360-only gamer. *shudders*

HawthorneKitty · Apr 5, 2013

Is this why they decided that the next Xbox is always on?

Sethos · Apr 5, 2013

Did I accidentally enter 4chan this morning or is this thread for real? Some of the replies ...

evil solrac v3.0 · Apr 5, 2013

lexi said:
Study seems accurate to me, at least from a PC gamer point of view.

Still wouldn't go out with a console gamer though.

speak for yourself. ;b
besides, with all my money I can afford the finest escorts.

spekkeh · Apr 5, 2013

HawthorneKitty said:
Is this why they decided that the next Xbox is always on?

Lol it's the thread that keeps on giving.

surly · Apr 5, 2013

19 & 21 said:
The real question is how do Vita players fare?

When there are some, maybe they'll ask them.

Dragon1893 · Apr 5, 2013

snoopeasystreet said:
They're also way more open to paying for sex.

Ice cold. So much for the master race lol.

Ryaaan14 · Apr 5, 2013

Looks like 360 owners know how to make the ring red amirite

GoofsterStud · Apr 5, 2013

Futurama must be quoted:

After sex swap
"Sorry husband but I have to wake up 5 times a night to play xbox."

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