Has the tent spoken yet ?
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Not it jolly well has not.
It is a heartless bastard who does not care that he/she/it holds the keys to all of our hopes and all of our fears.
It is also a cheap slut that lifts its skirt for the Microsoft Xbox team, just because they have the cash. All the while it prepares to open it's flap to the media with gay abandon.
I am very disappointed that the tent shows this blatant disregard for our welfare... and we are the people who pay for it's very existence.
Disgusting, I tell you, DISGUSTING.
Someone should memo Balmer. I'm pretty sure he has a rocket propelled grenade under his desk in case he gets hungry in the morning and needs to teach his PA a lesson for not bringing a 'fresh from the oven' cinnamon bun. He should fire that into the damned tent.
SPEAKING OF WHICH. GIVE US SOME HOT AND TASTING FUCKING LEAKS YOU MOTHAFUCKERS.
Edit - and they had better fucking have some sprinkles on.