demon said:mint flavored pee.
speedpop said:How on earth can you even "accidentally" swallow that crap?
tokkun said:You might go blind, so I recommend looking at as much pornography as possible while you still have the chance.
castle007 said:I just swallowed some Listerine after brushing my teeth. I heard that swallowing Listerine is very bad. GAF what should I do??
What is going to happen to me?
Its not that bad i have only done it for one guy....and only because he likes it so much!
i <3 Him!
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He <3 Me!
I found this one out by accident. Note the big Do not swallow thingy on the back of the bottle.
One day i was removing the top layer of skin from the inside of my mouth (using listerine as it was intended), while i had a strep-throat infection. (I had a Doctors appointment for the next day, we could see the white pussy things in the back of my throat, along with an awful sore throat and cough). Well i coughed a little bit and some listerine went down, not that much, maybe a tablespoon. It felt a little weird, but i woke up without a sore throat, no more cough, and no more visit to the doctor. I doubt it was the healithiest way to cure it, but it worked.
Another use for listerine (more so the yellow kind, as thats the original) is as disinfectant instead of Hydrogen Peroxide. Put a little on a cotton swab or gauze and dab away, then rinse with clean water. Make sure it is not an open wound as it is a toxic chemical if it gets into your blood stream.
Ahhhh, so you admit you don't know what you're talking about. So if you're through giving me your amateur opinion, lie back and listen to the news. I'm taking you back to the rendezvous, Joe's gonna get you a doctor, the doctor's gonna fix you up, and you're gonna be okay. Now say it: you're gonna be okay. Say it: you're gonna be okay!castle007 said:I just swallowed some Listerine after brushing my teeth. I heard that swallowing Listerine is very bad. GAF what should I do??
What is going to happen to me?
castle007 said:so, I am going to be fine?
DarkJediKnight said:DUDE! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK LISTERINE!! It contains methyl salicylate, which is really bad for the stomach. You need to neutralize it with putrescine or it can deteriorate the stomach and can cause ulcers. You won't feel any pain or discomfort for a while. Putrescine is part of the amines that make up Semen. So I suggest you find semen, and a lot of it. 1/4 pint should do it. Swallow it and you will be fine.
Jake. said:listerine is useless, makes your breath smell of detergent and that's about it.
byproduct said:Used to have mouth ulcers a lot and gum infections despite brushing twice a day every day. Started using listerine daily as instructed by dentist and have never had an ulcer since and no gum problems either. It is really good stuff. I love it. LOVE. IT.
It is useless for cleaning your teeth, but it is good for fighting off infections in your mouth and it is great for your breath.Jake. said:my old dentist and current dentist both told me it was pretty useless. i use some oral b cavity fighting stuff, 10ml once a week. you have to get it from a chemist here, expensive as ****.