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bud · Jan 3, 2008

YakiSOBA said:
F H U T A, please?

...

May16 · Jan 3, 2008

onadesertedisland said:
A bear. A girl. Chris Hansen.

We weren't going to do anything.

dankir · Jan 3, 2008

Eat shit and die, eat shit!

- Marcus Fenix

demon · Jan 3, 2008

May16 said:
We weren't going to do anything.

Why don't you take a seat.

IanZ · Jan 3, 2008

Woke up. Got cummed on. Ciao.

Link1110 · Jan 3, 2008

"Perfect ten! Now pay us cash!"

hooded pitohui · Jan 3, 2008

Well I warned you, didn't I?

AVclub · Jan 3, 2008

Here are a couple I just made up:

OJ sells his knife on Ebay.

Thier jet ran out of fuel.

Defense says my daughter deserved it.

demon · Jan 3, 2008

IanZ said:
Woke up. Got cummed on. Ciao.

Girl? Pics please. If not, nevermind.

AVclub · Jan 3, 2008

demon said:
Girl? Pics please. If not, nevermind.

You realize that your responses aren't stories, right?

Carl2282 · Jan 3, 2008

Went to bed, but couldn't sleep.

EMBee99 · Jan 3, 2008

Woke up drunk, fell down stairs.

Chony · Jan 3, 2008

Wish I were better at this.

Dabookerman · Jan 3, 2008

Global catastophe, one man. He's 78.

McBacon · Jan 3, 2008

Woke up dead, never happened before.

lil smoke · Jan 3, 2008

-Dreamed about my ex-girlfriend last night.

-I think I still love her.

-She was some really good pussy

-Until that day with her period.

Gamer @ Heart · Jan 3, 2008

Push, then splash, release at last

Like the hat? · Jan 3, 2008

Machine. Unexpectedly, Id invented a time
- Alan Moore

thats my favorite one.

DarkJediKnight · Jan 3, 2008

This ego: Fragile. Handle with Care.

Suburban Cowboy · Jan 3, 2008

Therapist was right, God hates me

Schattenjäger · Jan 3, 2008

Ivory queen. Sore chest. Broken condom.

El_Victor · Jan 3, 2008

Time for revenge.
Let's attack aggressively.

Chony · Jan 3, 2008

El_Victor said:
Time for revenge.
Let's attack aggressively.

You win. Will read this again.

BigGreenMat · Jan 3, 2008

He spoke to god, we died.

Realyst · Jan 3, 2008

Thread too long. Did not read.

Serious ones:

My last victim didn't scream once.

But what if she was real?

Then God finally said, "Clap off."

Speschal K · Jan 3, 2008

6 word story to sum up this thread:

What's with all the death stuff?

Scopebob Sniperpants · Jan 3, 2008

I'm really happy with mine.

- Last man standing had no legs.

- Missile enters heaven. God denies permission.

- Claire always sits alone at parties.

Speschal K · Jan 3, 2008

Tell her it'll work. Fuck hospice.

fistfulofmetal · Jan 3, 2008

This story never ends it goes

Sule · Jan 3, 2008

Awake logged in, logged off asleep.

SecretSphere · Jan 3, 2008

Hit me, baby. One more time...

ziegen · Jan 3, 2008

Wait! Come back, the secret is

or

Wait! The meaning of life is

7Th · Jan 3, 2008

Her dead body, my last pleasure.

tekumseh · Jan 3, 2008

Sun sets, never again to return.

Gigglepoo · Jan 3, 2008

Don't spray monkeys with water. Seriously.

DarthWaiter · Jan 3, 2008

I forone welcome our new overlords.

Juice · Jan 3, 2008

This Song's Just Six Words Long
-Weird Al

... The only thing that entered my head when I saw the thread title.

Scopebob Sniperpants · Jan 3, 2008

7Th said:
Her dead body, my last pleasure.

QFT

Suburban Cowboy · Jan 3, 2008

wait, stop! dont tase me bro

Boogie9IGN · Jan 3, 2008

I just beat Phoenix Wright 3.

Shouta · Jan 3, 2008

No lotion. She was not pleased.

Lion Heart · Jan 3, 2008

Felt so good, but killed me

yeoz · Jan 3, 2008

Main screen turn on; It's you!

Skuld · Jan 3, 2008

- But then, ice cream cones, hundreds.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b121/redvsblue_1337/1184726687632.jpg

Kosma · Jan 3, 2008

Hard to stay off-topic nowadays.

kozmo7 · Jan 3, 2008

sdrawkcab gnidaer yrt, tnirpsim a s'tI

LunaClover · Jan 3, 2008

The solitary duck will still quack.

Fire red clouds; wake up soul.

So your mom uses a buttplug.

Pressed fingertips, eyes lock, souls touch.

She grips the sheets while comming

eh...I tried :lol

PhoenixDark · Jan 3, 2008

She mounted the child underneath moonlight

Fuzzery · Jan 3, 2008

WTF at these, PedoGAF strikes again

ElectricBlue187 · Jan 3, 2008

Internet wakes up? Ridicu -
no carrier.
- Charles Stross

I am scared of this happening.

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