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[Mafia] NX Launch Night |OT| Back of the Line!

CzarTim

Member
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Nintendo stunned the world when it announced the NX. Who could have guessed it would be a full body unitard that tracks your movement wherever you go. You haven’t played Mario until you’ve actually had to make the jump in real life. On top of that, a new Zelda, F-Zero, Metroid, and a Pokémon MMO were announced for launch. The fervor for new waggle reached unseen heights as everyone clamored to get fitted for the new console. Soon Nintendo would be on top again.

You were smart enough to line up at your local game shop days in advance. The mood was ecstatic. Music blared, Smash was played, and a giant Yarn Yoshi stood watchful over the crowd. Soon the NX would be yours.... or so you thought.

The manager for the game shop came out with a clipboard with some startling news.

“So, uh, yeah. We, uh, we don’t really have enough of these things for, uh. So listen, this is the list of preorders, and uh. I’m not, uh, I don’t like confrontation, so.”

He awkwardly set down the clipboard and went back inside. The crowd was left stunned. Not enough consoles? Who would get one? How would you decide? Would you get your $5 back for the preorder? Isn’t it a bit narratively convenient to not mention how many consoles they have or when it launches?

As the crowd tried to diplomatically decide who should be removed from the list, it became clear a group of sinister people had their own ideas on who should get one. These people were... "NO FUN!"

*gasp* *scream* *faint*

Player List
1. cabbeh [m]
2. TheGoddamn [m] --> Timeaisis [m]
3. roytheone [m]
4. Darryl [-]
5. Sorian [m]
6. batsnacks [m]
7. Fireblend [m]
8. Karkador [m]
9. Burbeting [m]
10. SalvaPot [m]
11. Ourobolus [m]
12. LaunchpadMcQ [m]
13. Lone_Prodigy [m]
14. Blargonaut [m]
15. RetroMG [m] --> squidyj [m]

Pronouns preferences are next to each player's name. [m] - male, [f] - female, [-] any.

Ordinary Townie PM:

Ordinary Kid
You are so ordinary, you don’t even get flavor.

You are a Fun-aligned (Town) Ordinary Townie.

Thanks to some RNG bull shit, you have not been given a role even though we all know you would have played way better than the people who got one.

You win if all No-Fun-Allowed-aligned players are removed from the list.

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| Rules |
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Special Notes

The flavor in this game is very silly and using it to guess someone’s alignment will make you look even sillier.

Do not discuss any ongoing games in this thread. All of Season 3’s games are still playing out and saying anything that could affect them is a big no-no.

In a similar vein, please do not discuss this game in the Season 3 dead thread. I will create a separate thread for spectator chat and dead players.

Palmer is helping me run this. Yay, Palmer!

Fundamental
1. All site-wide rules are also applicable here. Please do not tarnish this community.
2. Unless your Role PM explicitly allows you to do otherwise, discussion about this game is strictly confined to this thread.
3. Unless your role PM explicitly allows you to do otherwise, do not quote or posts screen-shots of any PMs or posts that were not made in this thread. Obviously this is a grey area, but please try and play sportingly. (Saying the name of your role is fine, but please do not directly quote your flavor text. Paraphrasing is fine.)
4. Within reason, you are allowed to lie about any game material or game-related conversations that could conceivably have appeared outside this thread [such as the content of role PMs or private chats allowed by a role]. If unsure whether a lie is reasonable, please ask the game-runner.
5. Do not refer or discuss to player activity in other forum threads or life in general beyond the game.
6. The player list includes the preferred personal pronoun of each player. Please try to use the correct pronoun.
7. Please be nice to your fellow players. Mafia can be a tense experience, and occasionally aggressive play is useful, but remember this is game and that everyone should have fun.

Activity and Deadlines
8. Treat this game as a commitment. Remember that other players' fun is dependent on your participation; this game only works if you remain reasonably active.
9. If you do not post in this thread at least once per Day Phase period without prior permission, you will be sent a PM requesting you respond immediately (a "prod"). If you do not respond to a prod by the end of the following Night Phase, you will be replaced.
10. If you need an extended period of absence for some other issues in life, please notify the game-runner by PM in advance. Leave of up to one Day and Night Phase (seven days) is possible.
11. If you expect to be unable to post for a period of 7 days, please notify the game-runner by PM so that you can be replaced in good time - we're sad to see you go, but other players need to be able to continue to play.
12. Each Day Phase will last 3 days. Day Phases officially begin when the game-runner notifies players in the game thread, and end exactly 72 hours later (by NeoGAF post time-stamps).
13. Each Night phase will last 2 days. Night Phases officially begin when the game-runner notifies players in the game thread, and end exactly 48 hours later (by NeoGAF post time-stamps).
14. If a Phase ends and the game-runner has not received an action PM from a player with a relevant action, then that Phase will end with that that player making no action.
15. If a replacement is needed, they may PM the game-runner once to request the Night Phase in which they join is extended by up to 2 days, to allow catch-up time.
16. Game-runners may change the length of Phases at their discretion. However, they will inform players at the start of the equivalent Phase before (i.e., if Day 7 is set to be shortened, players will be no later than the start of Day 6).

Voting, Lynching, and Death
17. For your vote to count, it must be presented in the following format: VOTE: CzarTim, via use of the highlight tag. It must also be in an entirely separate line from any other text.
18. To remove a vote from a player, you must present in the following format: UNVOTE, via use of the highlight tag. It must also be in an entirely separate line from any other text. It is not necessary to unvote before casting new vote for a different player; unvoting is simply to remove a vote without casting a new one.
19. Players may use VOTE: No Remove to end the Day Phase without an execution. It must also be in an entirely separate line from any other text.
20. Misspelt votes will be accepted within reason; if the game-runner is unsure they will notify you and in the meanwhile discount the vote. Votes in broken tags will not count.
21. Once an option has received a strict majority (more than half) of the available votes, the day ends with the Lynch of that player or a No Lynch (whichever applies). Once this has happened, any further votes or unvotes that Phase will not be counted, and the Night Phase will begin shortly. If a Day Phase ends and a majority for a choice has not been reached, the option with the highest number of votes will take effect. There must be a minimum of two (2) votes for a choice to be considered a plurality; if this condition is not met, the Day Phase will end with NO REMOVE.
22. Some roles take place between the end of the Day Phase and the start of the Night Phase, so game-runners may allow a short period of time for this "Twilight Phase". Unless your role PM explicitly allows you to do otherwise, do not post during the Twilight Phase.
23. Once you are dead, you are dead: you may no longer discuss the game in ANY manner with ANY of the remaining players. Dead players may PM the game-runner one last message for the other players (a "Will"), which the game-runner will post on their behalf in the thread. The sole condition is that it contains NO game-relevant information, e.g. "Thanks guys for an excellent game!" is allowed, "My partner was John!" is not.

The Dead Thread
24. To allow dead players to freely discuss the game with other dead players, a secret thread will be created.
25. On death, a player can either opt to join the replacement list, or receive a link to the Dead Thread. They may not do both. If a player opted to join the replacement list, they may change their mind, but players who have a link to the Dead Thread cannot act as replacements.
26. The Dead Thread will also be made available to non-players, provided they have played in at least one GAF mafia game before in which they did not go inactive.

Other
27. Outside of votes and explicit allowances made by role PMs, the use of the highlight tag is strictly the game-runner's prerogative. Do not use it.
28. Do not edit your posts. If you are a repeat offender, a replacement will be sought.
29. Do not use the email tags to hide extra content in your posts.
30. A list of the votes so far (a "Vote Count") can be requested by contacting any game-runner or game-tutor.
31. Game-runners reserve the right to add, remove, or modify existing any rules at any point, and enforcement may be applied retrospectively. However, all players will be informed of changes, and changes will be consistent across games.
32. In general, do not try and exploit loop-holes in the rules.
33. Completed GAF games are often read by people thinking of signing up in the future. As such, please keep your avatar spoiler free - it should not allude to your role or alignment.
 

Darryl

Banned
It's all here confirmed by Reggie himself. Even a new account system! I can't wait to find out how excited I am to get this console. Any minute now.
 

SalvaPot

Member
Man I want to get the NX with 64 GB of memory instead of the one with 16, its only $50 bucks more and it comes with the new game New Plus Super Mario Bros NX Special Edition, that now features a new costume for Mario, Panda Mario! With the Power of recruiting enemies through his cuteness, and with the exclusive Red Panda Mario Amiibo! Exclusive to this bundle.

I am kind of tempted to get the 16 version just to get the Green Panda Luigi Amiibo... but I don´t have enough money.
 

Pau

Member
Just warning everyone that Kark is the definition of no fun allowed. He doesn't even let me put up Batman posters in our apartment.
 

roytheone

Member
Got my PM!

Now to start waiting in line, can't wait to get my hands on the NX! Hey Hey, who is pushing me from behind? stop that!
 

cabot

Member
Hey fellow drones!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm hilarious.

Nintendo don't have that type of humour in their 'games'. Unless you count your online Infrastructure as an unintentional comedy masterpiece.

Screw you guys I brought my dew, my doreetz. I'm going to plant myself in this queue and buy at least two NXes, one for me, one for pawning off on eBay when they inevitably go byebye in the supply line.


I've StreetPassed my Mii, NumberWang. Let's get this show on the road.
 

Sorian

Banned
Confirmed.

Edit: I'd just like to point out that this is like a real mid night launch. Everyone in line is a male.
 
Also, fuck you guys, I'm using my squid-like adult arms to read around your bullshit and pull me a Goblet of Fire shaped NX.

Darryl, you are officially a little girl.
 

RetroMG

Member
Guys, I NEED one of these consoles. That way I can go show all of my friends at NeoGAF how cool I am by posting about how much it sucks.
 

cabot

Member
I'm glad that the big back of the box feature was the Unprecedented Partnerships 2.0


With Rockstar, EA, Activision-Blizzard and Deep Silver all on board, I finally think we have the MATURE console nintendo needs to win the console wars.

I've pre ordered the Deep Silver Totally Classy Bikini Clad NX Edition, and by god I'll enjoy it.

I WILL ENJOY IT
 
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