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Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5 has a day-one update larger than game itself
- Thread starter Kenzodielocke
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This year's Goat Simulator?
I'm scared. I want this to be good.
John Kowalski
Banned
oh dear... i'll hold your hand don't worry
Banjo-Kazooie
Member
Except that Goat Sim prides itself on being glitchy
JoshGrilli
Neo Member
Gamezone
Gold Member
Do you know if the game will run without the patch?
Joe Shlabotnik
Banned
Guys I think we found Frog Fractions 2.
BibiMaghoo
Member
Obligatory
That's a pretty good review.
Infernal Monkey
Member
This review might just be the best thing to come out of Tony Hawk 5's existence.
friskykillface
Banned
haha wow x wtf, nothing at my red box yet, i want to play so bad 
TURN UP THE RADIO
TURN UP THE RADIO
tioslash
Member
visiblemode
Member
This series has gone from beloved classic, to punchline. Is so weird. They definitely have an uphill battle on their hands.
dreamcastmaster
Banned
Robomondo made both those games that used the real skateboard... 4 Tony Hawks games all shit.
Goodlawd... no fucks given by these dev/pubs, but i expected this console gen to end up like this, with or without Microsoft's help...
DirtyLarry
Member
So not even kidding I preordered the game (explained why in previous threads) and if it arrives at my house in time today I planned on checking it out without the ability to download any patches as I have a Verizon FIOS upgrade being installed at my house today and since they need to install a whole new box and also a few additional Ethernet lines their tech said I'd be down most of the day.
So if I get the game in the mail early enough I planned on playing it without the ability to download any patches.
EDIT: Damn just read the comments saying I won't be able to play. Oh well.
So if I get the game in the mail early enough I planned on playing it without the ability to download any patches.
EDIT: Damn just read the comments saying I won't be able to play. Oh well.
What do you think?
Gameplay on youtube so far and conan looks nothing like this... watch it be an entirely different game after patch lol
PapaEmeritus
Member
The "YES" at the end of that grind is the best part
IceDoesntHelp
Banned
So what happens if you play the game without the update?
Kenzodielocke
Banned
Your console melts.
PapaEmeritus
Member
Drilbit777
Member
What do you think?
Wow those graphics look really bad for a next gen game lol I almost thought it was a 3DS game for a second.
PapaEmeritus
Member
Redbox is pretty bargain. 4$ to rent it overnight- more than you'll need I'm guessing. No one knows since codes weren't distributed. Just from what I've seen
PapaEmeritus
Member
I'll rent it to pound Lil Wayne's face into the pavement though- that's worth 4$ to me.
This title is a true example of modern gaming:
-A title that needs to meet a deadline so it's rushed on pretty much everything so it can be launched in time.
-Everything in the game looks half-assed, with tons of bugs and ugly af.
-Insanely big day one updates bigger than the game itself.
-No reviews before game's launch wich is a clear indicator that the game is an absolute mess and the publisher knows it so they will try at least to have some profit with day one purchases before the game gets killed and trashed with the upcoming reviews.
-And despite all of that, the game is still at full price.
God damn it why they had to apply that with this franchise :'(
-A title that needs to meet a deadline so it's rushed on pretty much everything so it can be launched in time.
-Everything in the game looks half-assed, with tons of bugs and ugly af.
-Insanely big day one updates bigger than the game itself.
-No reviews before game's launch wich is a clear indicator that the game is an absolute mess and the publisher knows it so they will try at least to have some profit with day one purchases before the game gets killed and trashed with the upcoming reviews.
-And despite all of that, the game is still at full price.
God damn it why they had to apply that with this franchise :'(
At this rate it will need to be an entirely different game to impress people.
But hey, with a patch bigger than the game itself, they could actually achieve replacing the entire game.
The announced the tracklist a few weeks ago iirc. It would be pretty ridiculous to confirm that songs are in a game before the contract is signed.
Come on, son. This is what a 3DS game looks like
It looks like shit, sure, but rather on an aesthetic level.
funkystudent
Member
Hope someone does a comparison pre and post patch.
I gotta know what that patch does.
I gotta know what that patch does.
The Dutch Slayer
Member
Hilarious well done love it
Please make more of these kinds of videos and I'll subscribe
TheSlySoul
Member
Decided to take the Redbox plunge with the free rental coupon. I will only need one night!
Will post all the glitches on YouTube.
Will post all the glitches on YouTube.
The Lone Courier
Member
Well shit I guess now I have to pick it up just to see the weird hilarious glitches.
Come on, son. This is what a 3DS game looks like
It looks like shit, sure, but rather on an aesthetic level.
Probably doesn't even play as well as Sk8land though
Just buy Skate 3, then you get hilarious glitches and fun too!
bananafactory
Banned
Is there at least a skatepark creator? I always loved playing around with that
They fucked up HD collection and that was just the old levels. I'd still have no hope.