By now we’ve all heard of Ubisoft Thread, and if you haven’t, then you’ve been living under a rock. Ubisoft Thread is the latest in a long line of threads about Ubisoft, and with a bigger OP than ever before and no less than six pages, there’s no doubt that this year’s Ubisoft Thread is going to be the big one.
You can read Ubisoft Thread on basically any forum of your choice, but we’ve been reading it on NeoGaf, because that’s the forum it's most popular on.
Ubisoft Thread is the story of Hardcore Gamer, a hardcore gamer who is really good at gaming. One of the most iconic features of Hardcore Gamer is his seething, irrational hatred for any large publisher or developer that makes games that he does not enjoy. The thread takes place in a big forum, with lots of people and maybe even mods posting in it. That sounds like it should be a paradise, but it’s not — Ubisoft makes games not titled "Dark Souls," which angers him on a personal level. Worse yet, other people have the gall to like these games, and Hardcore Gamer is caught right in the middle of their discussions about it! Or maybe he’s the only one who can stop it? The posts in Ubisoft Thread are stale and a bit uncompelling, but that’s okay, because the more irrationally angry he is at Ubisoft, the more hardcore a gamer he is.