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Funniest/Weirdest/Awesomest Gaming Related Quotes Ever

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MiniDitka

Member
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wanders

Member
"The mission is a failure. Cut the power right now."

"Don't worry, it's a game. It's a game just like usual. "

"I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61! "
 
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MattyGrovesOrMe

Member
"...mostly metal and more dangerous than ever!"

"Use hamster in microwave oven / Turn on microwave oven / Open microwave oven / Get exploded hamster"

For the old school PC gamers:

"Reticulating splines"

"Ifnkvohgroghprm" (or maybe "Nikstlitslepmur")
 
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itxaka

Defeatist
professor_t said:
Probably the best delivery of a line in a video game, ever. Okay, top ten.

As soon as I heard it, the game actually got about 15% better. I also, fleetingly, happened upon the cure for cancer (I forgot it before I could write it down).
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Skills for kills, agent. Skills for kills.
 
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Pooya

Member
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory is full of memorable quotes:
1)Sam Fisher: Lasers? Lasers are so...
Anna: Nineties?
Sam Fisher: I was going to say "seventies". Could you please stop making me feel old?
Anna: I've got bad news for you, Sam, you *are* old.

2)Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: What?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what...
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if...
Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!

3)Anna: The Maria Narcissa.
Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Anna: Fisher!
Sam Fisher: Sorry.

4)Sam Fisher: Lambert, now that I got 50 million bucks with me, it's time to talk about a raise.
Irving Lambert: Hmmm. 25 cents an hour and not a penny more.
Sam Fisher: Deal.

5)Sam Fisher: [after putting the exec. in a chokehold] Nice suit. Italian?
Displace Executive: Grrgghhh... yes! Andretti!
Sam Fisher: What?
Displace Executive: Andretti; famous designer: men's suits and tuxedos.
Sam Fisher: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.
Displace Executive: Grrrrgghhhh... are you a spy?
Sam Fisher: Yeah, the real kind, not the tuxedo kind. I'm the kind that makes you bleed all over your Andretti unless you give me information!
Displace Executive: Oh, God!
 
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KingDirk

Member
It's been a while since I played it, but the Silent Hill jogged my memory:

"A wheelchair? In an elementary school?"

Keep in mind the guy's been fighting off, y'know, monsters...
 
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Sir Ilpalazzo

Member
I'm fully aware of what I'm doing. Can't you see? Man committed a sin. Disturbing the life cycle of nature. The original sin that man is responsible for. To protect the life cycle. I have made a creature to rule over mankind.

This is the final battle! Show yourself! Our new ruler, the Emper!
 
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Seraphis Cain

bad gameplay lol
The Felo said:
...you flaming EEE-DEE-UHTS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgKtf2W69c
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Ohhhh, so this is where the "cheesy voice acting in DW" thing comes from. I started with DW4, and the voices were a bit hokey, yeah, but not as bad as everyone made them out to be. Now I understand why DW's voice acting gets such a bad rep. :lol :lol

I mean, DW's voice acting still isn't GOOD, but man, DW3's was BAD. :lol
 
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Thrakier

Member
Bootaaay said:
Richter; Die monster, you don't belong in this world!
Dracula; It's was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called forth by humans who would pay me tribute.
Richter; Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
Dracula; Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...
Richter; Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you.
Dracula; What is a man but a little miserable pile of secrets? Enough talk, have at you!
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I'm no native english speaker, maybe I don't get it...but why exactly is that scene so bad? I thought it's all kinds of awesome.
 
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Seraphis Cain

bad gameplay lol
Thrakier said:
I'm no native english speaker, maybe I don't get it...but why exactly is that scene so bad? I thought it's all kinds of awesome.
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I don't think it's so much the actual dialogue as much as the quality of the voice acting.

Though the dialogue is pretty ridiculous too. But in an awesome kind of way.
 
D

djtiesto

is beloved, despite what anyone might say
"If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - British comedian Marcus Brigstocke
 
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stupei

Member
-x.Red.x- said:
:lol

Wait is "I'm a expert" a GAF original?
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Yes. From the FF13 thread, as seen in the OP. And yes, Atlus USA did this on purpose. Pretty sure NichM even posted the screenshot to GAF before the game's release.
 
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-x.Red.x-

Member
stupei said:
Yes. From the FF13 thread, as seen in the OP. And yes, Atlus USA did this on purpose. Pretty sure NichM even posted the screenshot to GAF before the game's release.
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:lol :lol

So that YT video was a read of it?

nice
 
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chifanpoe

Member
*Hypnotize.. the quarrelsome rhinoceros*

*Push.. the red button*

*Look at.. the tremendous dangerous-looking yak*

*Push.. the tremendous dangerous-looking yak*
"I can't move it"

*Pull.. the tremendous dangerous-looking yak*
"I can't move it"

*Pick up.. the staple remover*

*Use.. the staple remover on the tremendous dangerous-looking yak*
 
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