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captmcblack · Mar 3, 2015

Jordan is the greatest of all-time, indisputably (and probably most so in any sport short of hockey).

...but lmao @ those clothes, though. I'd like to imagine he's in on the joke, though - like if you're that rich, and that far above the game where your mere likeness transcends the sport, you'd wear horrible stuff too just to stick it to people.

faridmon · Mar 3, 2015

PartlyCloudlike said:
P.S. I am a big MJ fan and I think he would be an asshole to me if I ever approached him for an autograph. Is it really surprising that someone who is constantly compared to God started acting like a dickhead?

Well, he knows that he is being idolised by people like you who know that he is a dickhead, so why not be a dickhead?

Luckily, I never get attached to anyone who is a dickhead and the people I look up for have been nice people.

Beatrix · Mar 3, 2015

When you're Michael Jordan I don't think it matters what you wear. His fashion sense is a little out there.

Sparkedglory · Mar 3, 2015

I don't think he's too concerned about what others think at this point. And quite honestly, he shouldn't be.

Shining Sunshine · Mar 3, 2015

Eh who cares. I would say good on him that he's not a snob.

It's funny how there are millions of people who would kill for his latest Air Jordan shoes and wear them like it makes them feel like millionaires, but Jordan himself doesn't give a shit.

Salvadora · Mar 3, 2015

I don't understand why he doesn't buy clothes that fit

Someone help me understand

GaimeGuy · Mar 3, 2015

Some of these photos I don't understand the problem

*Doesn't get fashion*

freenudemacusers · Mar 3, 2015

Shining Sunshine said:
Eh who cares. I would say good on him that he's not a snob.

It's funny how there are millions of people who would kill for his latest Air Jordan shoes and wear them like it makes them feel like millionaires, but Jordan himself doesn't give a shit.

not sure how you can conclude he isn't as snob on the basis that his clothes don't fit. he wear richard mille watches and treats 'the help' like human garbage.

faridmon · Mar 3, 2015

GaimeGuy said:
Some of these photos I don't understand the problem

*Doesn't get fashion*

Its not even about fashion any more, its about practicality. Do you think having those buggy clothes is actually comfortable to your demeanor?

Ninja Scooter · Mar 3, 2015

Salvadora said:
I don't understand why he doesn't buy clothes that fit

Someone help me understand

He's got that Steve Harvey suit game

freenudemacusers · Mar 3, 2015

Ninja Scooter said:
He's got that Steve Harvey suit game

I just discovered steve harvey has a suit line

UrbanRats · Mar 3, 2015

Salvadora said:
I don't understand why he doesn't buy clothes that fit

Someone help me understand

Never seen a Yakuza movie? It's a thing.

ntropy · Mar 3, 2015

Salvadora said:
I don't understand why he doesn't buy clothes that fit

Someone help me understand

Fab Five fam

Ninja Scooter · Mar 3, 2015

freenudemacusers said:
I just discovered steve harvey has a suit line

Lol that guy looks miserable

braves01 · Mar 3, 2015

freenudemacusers said:
I just discovered steve harvey has a suit line

That's guy's facial expression says: "Someone is pointing a gun at me off-camera"

LyleLanley · Mar 3, 2015

freenudemacusers said:
I just discovered steve harvey has a suit line

This is a little bit too slim of a fit for MJ.

Kinyou · Mar 3, 2015

Salvadora said:
I don't understand why he doesn't buy clothes that fit

Someone help me understand

Maybe he think's he'll grow into them

Ninja Scooter · Mar 3, 2015

Im reminded of
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tmac-with-a-chopper-suit.165453/

The Albatross · Mar 3, 2015

Kobe24 said:
I don't get it. He was a nice dresser in college. What happened?

Boosters stopped shopping for him

evilromero · Mar 3, 2015

I wonder if he has all of the amiibos.

LyleLanley · Mar 3, 2015

Ninja Scooter said:
Im reminded of
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tmac-with-a-chopper-suit.165453/

How is this possible? He's 6' 8", how can someone possibly make pants too long for him?

freenudemacusers · Mar 3, 2015

LyleLanley said:
How is this possible? He's 6' 8", how can someone possibly make pants too long for him?

wait, that dude is almost a full foot taller than me?? he looks so small.

Anas · Mar 3, 2015

We see poor people who dress 1000 dollar piece of clothes
Its a great thing to see a humble person.

LyleLanley · Mar 3, 2015

freenudemacusers said:
wait, that dude is almost a full foot taller than me?? he looks so small.

I'm starting to think he shrunk after retiring.

Anas said:
We see poor people who dress 1000 dollar piece of clothes
Its a great thing to see a humble person.

Why does this keep on coming up? Just because he dresses like a fool doesn't mean he's humble.

Stereogatari · Mar 3, 2015

freenudemacusers said:
I just discovered steve harvey has a suit line

Emre Can?

stn · Mar 3, 2015

I'm not a fan of baggie clothes in general, but baggie suits look especially horrible.

freenudemacusers · Mar 3, 2015

Anas said:
We see poor people who dress 1000 dollar piece of clothes
Its a great thing to see a humble person.

again, dude wears 200k (and up) watches

Skellig Gra · Mar 3, 2015

He can dress however the f he wants and he knows it.

fritolay · Mar 3, 2015

Actually MJ used to really care about his clothes and dressed in suits or nice clothes all the time, because at any time he was under the public view he wanted them to see that side of him. There are other details related to that in a documentary he watched.

You know, after 30+ years of dressing a certain way for business and now he is at a place where he doesn't have to do it anymore? Certainly all you blokes can understand that.

fritolay · Mar 3, 2015

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

Avixph · Mar 3, 2015

BeatnikGunsoo said:
I'm dying

Why is he dual wielding cigars?

Sho_Nuff82 · Mar 3, 2015

Anas said:
We see poor people who dress 1000 dollar piece of clothes
Its a great thing to see a humble person.

Someone has never seen MJ's Hall of Fame speech. Dude is a lot of things, but I don't think anyone has called him humble in decades.

DJwest · Mar 3, 2015

http://wtfismikewearing.tumblr.com/

Tumblr dedicated to MJ's Pakistani fashion style lol

Edit: beaten.

KodeAndGame · Mar 3, 2015

FeenixRising said:
lmao... wrong thread breh, it's this one for recommended reading on this particular subject

PhoenixDark said:
:mjcry

lmao. I was trying to find the one of him chasing people on the golf course. So much classic shit.

shout out to my Coli posters

why are the coli brethren in here both named phoenix hmmm

CarpeDeezNutz · Mar 3, 2015

Ninja Scooter said:
Im reminded of
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tmac-with-a-chopper-suit.165453/

The thread that keeps giving.

J2 Cool · Mar 3, 2015

Salvadora said:
I don't understand why he doesn't buy clothes that fit

Someone help me understand

He's in that TAS Joker phase

Discotheque · Mar 3, 2015

Avixph said:
Why is he dual wielding cigars?

those are the weapons he's using, he's a dlc character for mortal kombat x

javac · Mar 3, 2015

Everytime I read the title, I crack up without fail lmao.

ViewtifulJC · Mar 3, 2015

Salvadora said:
I don't understand why he doesn't buy clothes that fit

Someone help me understand

white woman in the back like "breh why your suit lookin' like a knock-off Batman '89 Joker outfit"

ColdLasagna · Mar 3, 2015

I think if I had his dough, I would dress in nothing but stained v-neck t-shirts and boxers.
Throw in some jelly shoes and a nice terry cloth bathrobe and that would be my everyday wear.

Extra Sauce · Mar 3, 2015

freenudemacusers said:
I just discovered steve harvey has a suit line

Dat "where did I go wrong?" look in his eyes.

Discotheque · Mar 3, 2015

Ninja Scooter said:
Im reminded of
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tmac-with-a-chopper-suit.165453/

Small_Mobster_Boss_(Simpsons_Arcade).PNG

i'm done. my ribs can't take this shit no more, laughing too much now. these struggle suits are too much

Alligatorjandro · Mar 3, 2015

ViewtifulJC said:
GOAT lookin' clean

You can fit 2 people in them pants legs

GungHo · Mar 3, 2015

PartlyCloudlike said:
My sister's boyfriend used to work at a golf club and he told a similar story about a fan approaching MJ. MJ was there with his regular golfing buddy Ahmad Rashad shooting a few holes. The female fan nervously walked up to him to ask for an autograph. She was shaking and almost speechless to finally meet her idol, and explained to him that he was an inspiration to her. Then she showed him her tattoo which was a recreation of Michael Jordan's signature, no doubt to prove her devotion. Michael Jordan looked at it for a second and then started laughing.

He looked at Ahmad and said "Check it out, this fucking idiot had my signature tattooed on her arm!" Ahmad started laughing too.

The girl walked away in total shock and embarrassment.

In MJ's defense, it is pretty fucking idiotic to have his signature tattooed on your arm. It's almost as dumb as Alan Belcher's Johnny Cash tattoo.

Avixph said:
Why is he dual wielding cigars?

Because he can.

CadetMahoney · Mar 3, 2015

LyleLanley said:
Just because he dresses like a fool doesn't mean he's humble.

pretty much.

ReturnOfTheRAT · Mar 3, 2015

ViewtifulJC said:
GOAT lookin' clean

Da best.

norinrad · Mar 3, 2015

Discotheque said:
i'd probably wear a bathrobe everywhere but this aint about me!

So would i and with a huge cigar too. f**k yeah

joedan · Mar 3, 2015

Jordan styled on everyone on the basketball court. No need for style off.

deejay8595 · Mar 3, 2015

Discotheque said:
i'm done. my ribs can't take this shit no more, laughing too much now. these struggle suits are too much

I'm FINISHED! lolol. I remember that enemy from the Simpsons arcade game lol

Anth0ny · Mar 3, 2015

he must find those baggy ass clothes comfortable

but if it's comfort he's looking for why not wear fucking jordan brand trackpants and air jordan velcros

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