Niiice,
just when I started to miss FFXV threads on GAF
You and me both!
Well, actually this thread has been rather cute, no one is really
offended so what do we do? There are real, serious issues with this game
only a dedicated team could have solved. Since Nomura is working on
KH now, which is a damn shame considering how Versus XIII was inspiring
and everything, this game is falling apart.
Thus I offer you my design recommendations for Final Fantasy Versus
Everyone XV.
Recommendation 1
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Black is the new black!
The almost all male all emo all black, all white skin boy band. This is a
problem. Needs more all black strong female character.... with a tan!
After hours of designing I present you a new female character who will
be playable from Mission 1, exclusively on PS4.
Recommendation 2
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A dad for every occasion!
Always wondered why Noctis's mother was never shown? Well, SPOILER
ALERT, it's because Noctis was raised by two fathers.
TWO FATHERS? Yup, take your glasses off, you read that right! It makes
perfect sense as you will soon realize.
Remember the scene when Noctis and Regis didn't like the soup?
Well, turns out Noctis got the cook sent away for..... 9 years..... and
then he got back.
Turns out that cook was no other but the new old Regis from 9
years.Regis didn't realizethat you are NOT supposed to make soup from
Cactuars and Tonberrys!!!
Ever wondered why Regis is crying in XV? It's because he is sorry for
almost food poisoning the poor child with his weird green soup. A tragic
character.
Recommendation 3
Love is a game!
Gameplay!
I propose to change EVERYTHING. Optimize everything for max opportunity
of dorky scenes and teen angst!
Examples as follows!
Recommendation 4
I love the share button!
As for graphics and presentation some things need to be done.
It's a game after all and not a linear hallway of boring
cutscenes one after another with wide open fields with nothing to do AT
ALL....
A game of utmost polish, I will guarantee!!
There is one more thing!!
Recommendation 5
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Be stellar!
Stella is the true MVP. So it's my pleasure to re-reveal Stella as a
playable character for FFVEXV! In all her incarnations! She will be the
lead character and playable right at the beginning. (Yes the one true
lead character of the game).
However, this option will only be available on the mobile version of
FFVEXV and only if you buy the DLC. I do this because I think the game
will be more approachable for casual players when they experience the
game on their phones. (also because consoles are dying, nobody must
know.)
So please enjoy the first key art for Final Fantasy Versus Everyone XV
Pocketo Highschool!