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"Nobody Will Ever Know...." Gaming Moments

RionaaM

Unconfirmed Member
In Fallout 1 and 2 , but you get the Child Killer title and a huge negative penalty to your reputation with NPCs.. :p

Also the original Deus Ex.
According to my Steam screenshots and an old GAF post, 4 years ago I lit a kid on fire and shot another in the head in the first Deus Ex. It's funny how I went out of my way to state I was just checking whether it worked, and that I reloaded my last quicksave afterwards.

What the hell was wrong with me?
 

shaowebb

Member
Once when I was 12 I jerked off to a Bra and Panties Match in WWE Day of Reckoning

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saker

Neo Member
In Hitman 2 (first Mission), i shot the fat female cooking chef with my Silverballers across the entire villa because of the extreme ragdoll physics. Man this was funny as hell, I was about 11 years old.
 
I played the Sims and tried to eradicate my in-game neighborhood by inviting guests to my home, stopping time, building 4 walls around my victim, resuming time at an accelerated pace and waiting for the doorless roomed occupant to perish and transform into an urn set on top of their own human waste.
 
Helping a friend in Warhawk get the air superiority badge (and some other aerial badges to help him get the next rank?) by logging on to his account and having THE BEST MATCH of my Warhawk play time. Dominated the skies... in someone else's name.
 

czk51

Member
Told my wife I wouldn't need to buy any games for months after Destiny 2 (PS4) release.

Bought HEAPS.

Still outstanding: Operation Intercept Credit Card Statement.
 

Dragnet

Member
I used a rubberband to hold down the shoot button when playing San Andreas, combined with basically infinite ammo via cheats and kablam - I had myself a little vibrator! Held my controller against my dingaling and made a sticky boy mess!

I also got kinda catfished in WoW once? Got very intimate with this "lady" only for months later find out it was a 14 year old boy. Whew.
 
World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King

My guild was doing 25-man Naxxramas shortly after the release of the expansion. There was this train item which someone could place on the ground. Everyone nearby would hear it going "choo choo" if I remember correctly.

I placed it once. People complained. I later placed it again. People complained again. My friend also placed his. People got mad. Eventually the guild leader said next time someone placed the train, they'd be removed from the guild. He downloaded an add on which would say who placed the train.

I placed the train again. He whispered me that if I did it again, I'd be removed. He said it didn't matter we were friends or that I was good. His message came across clearly. I didn't place the train again during a raid or otherwise.

Haha yeah, I used to do that all the time. Shame they nerfed it. :(
 
Okay, I admit it. I changed the internal clock on my ps2 to kill The End. I don’t have the patience for sniper battles and he had beat me like 12 times. My frustration got the better of me, felt guilty the entire way up that ladder. I did eventurally defeat him legally when I got the shoulder camera rerelease of mgs3 but I still didn’t really like that battle at all.
 

Flying Fish

Neo Member
While playing Fallout 2 I got into a random encounter with a bunch of bandits and merchants that were in a shootout. I helped the merchants win, but there were only a few survivors. After the battle ended, I preceded to kill the remaining merchants and loot the entire thing.

I checked and my in game karma meter was still at "Good".

saving just before playing in the casino, in almost every RPG

In Fallout: New Vegas it forces you to wait a minute or two before it lets you interact with a Casino minigame after loading a save.
 

juicyb

Member
Back in original Counter Strike me and my friend would communicate via our home phones on speaker (this was way before voice chat was introduced). When one of us died, we would spectate and let the other know where the enemy was :3
 

bosh

Member
I played the Sims and tried to eradicate my in-game neighborhood by inviting guests to my home, stopping time, building 4 walls around my victim, resuming time at an accelerated pace and waiting for the doorless roomed occupant to perish and transform into an urn set on top of their own human waste.

That reminds me in the Sims 4 (since the town aged with you) I had a goal to make the entire town related to one another , also using no cheats. Let's just say mission accomplished
 
In Divinity Original Sin, have one character talk to someone as you rob their entire place.

Then, sell them their own supplies. It's fun when games let you do that.

I don't remember exactly but I think there was one game where someone knew if you were selling them their own inventory.
Ahhh, a classic trick.
 
I consider myself a diehard GTA fan, but GTA IV is the first GTA game I played from start to finish. To this day I still don't know how the GTA III era games actually end...
 

kuYuri

Member
I sometimes exploited cloud saves on the PC version of Dark Souls to progress.

Sometimes, I just didn’t have the patience for dying and retreading the same ground multiple times.
 

Crystalkoen

Member
World of Warcraft Wrath of the Lich King

My guild was doing 25-man Naxxramas shortly after the release of the expansion. There was this train item which someone could place on the ground. Everyone nearby would hear it going "choo choo" if I remember correctly.

I placed it once. People complained. I later placed it again. People complained again. My friend also placed his. People got mad. Eventually the guild leader said next time someone placed the train, they'd be removed from the guild. He downloaded an add on which would say who placed the train.

I placed the train again. He whispered me that if I did it again, I'd be removed. He said it didn't matter we were friends or that I was good. His message came across clearly. I didn't place the train again during a raid or otherwise.

I did that once.
Kel'thuzad fight, everybody in the middle of room for pull. JUST as our tank starts the boss, I drop the train.
This was in the era of the Wind-up Train Wrecker, but you couldn't use it in combat. It's a good thing I was off-tank and not needed that early in the fight, as our raid lead's fevered screams of rage filtered over 25 characters doing train emotes caused me to laugh maniacally.
Shame they changed it to only work on the owner.
 

Lijik

Member
In Epic Mickey theres an early moment where you can either help a gremlin paint in two gears to open or door, or break the gear hes already put in place to open a different route

i painted in the gears for the good guy points, and once he left i busted up the one he made to no punishment
 
If I ever decide to start a new file in No Man's Sky, I plan to start it on vanilla, do the ship exploit glitch (easily upgrade your ship to max in a hour or two), and then find a planet wth certain rare resources that are everywhere, and then "mine" that planet till I get a ludicrous amount of money. Then I'd update the game to the current version, and reap the rewards of being able to buy a damn freighter and stuff MUCH sooner than normal progression.
 
Beating
Father Gascoigne
in Bloodborne with cheese.
By abusing the AI and getting him "trapped" on a staircase and then killing him while his AI pathing tried to figure out how to reach me.
I am not proud but it worked and he was a total pain in the ass.
 

Pastry

Banned
I used a rubberband to hold down the shoot button when playing San Andreas, combined with basically infinite ammo via cheats and kablam - I had myself a little vibrator! Held my controller against my dingaling and made a sticky boy mess!

I also got kinda catfished in WoW once? Got very intimate with this "lady" only for months later find out it was a 14 year old boy. Whew.

Well that’s umm... something
 

SirNinja

Member
As much as my friends and I played Perfect Dark's multiplayer, I made a ton of custom games to cheese the many stats necessary to get the highest rank. Stuff like kills, distance traveled (this one in particular can die in a fire), ammo used, play time, after-match medals, etc.

In my defense, some of those requirements were complete bullshit (two of the four after-match medals could only be obtained in a match where 2 or more human players were participating, for instance), and you don't get anything for it anyway except bragging rights and a username and password that ended up not being implemented in anything.
 

weepy

Member
In the SNES game Bart's Nightmare, I noticed that if you spam easy to kill enemies or simple traps to get points, you could get an A on your paper without finishing the game. I'd just go to the Itchy and Scratchy stage and shoot light bulbs.
 
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