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Zach · Apr 20, 2017

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ruuule.

If WrassleGAF were TMNT, who would be each turtle? Cranky, edgy, nerdy Data West would obvs be Raph.

Nocturnowl · Apr 20, 2017

I see we're all embracing the hate today.

Zach · Apr 20, 2017

Dental Plan said:
strap on

Filth.

FlammableD · Apr 20, 2017

Kaladin said:
I wonder if 12 years is long enough to wait and try the Muslim terrorist version of the evil foreigner gimmick again.

nah

also, could we just not

Nocturnowl · Apr 20, 2017

Menome said:
...that would really be a Jinder Surprise.

If this is a kinder surprise pun you just made my fave five.

Menome · Apr 20, 2017

Nocturnowl said:
If this is a kinder surprise pun you just made my fave five.

You know it.

SallyIsNow · Apr 20, 2017

Menome

In 2017

Tall4Life · Apr 20, 2017

also, based jinder "natty" mahal working all you marks

he is such a good heel

Nocturnowl · Apr 20, 2017

Menome said:
You know it.

Welcome to the fave five*

*actual five to be confirmed

Caderfix · Apr 20, 2017

Zach said:
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ruuule.

If WrassleGAF were TMNT, who would be each turtle? Cranky, edgy, nerdy Data West would obvs be Raph.

Michelangelo - Half a Moon, lot's of random stuff
Raphael - Barrage, mad as hell all the time
Leonardo - Sweeney Tom, fighting for justice
Donatello - Zach, cuz he's a nerd

Mahonay · Apr 20, 2017

Jinder Surprise is what it's called when he catches you off guard with a shoot elbow and concusses you.

Professor Beef · Apr 20, 2017

What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Kaladin · Apr 20, 2017

Professor Beef said:
What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

They used to sell time shares.

Bluekaveli · Apr 20, 2017

Professor Beef said:
What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Epico & Primo

Mahonay · Apr 20, 2017

Professor Beef said:
What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Epico and Primo

Beefy · Apr 20, 2017

Bollywood Boyz now the Singh Brothers.

Nocturnowl · Apr 20, 2017

Professor Beef said:
What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Edge and Protestant

Bluekaveli said:
Epico & Primo

Mahonay said:
Epico and Primo

Awww, way to ruin it guys.

Professor Beef · Apr 20, 2017

Damn you Owl trying to rib me!

Bluekaveli said:
Epico & Primo

Mahonay said:
Epico and Primo

Holy shit

SallyIsNow · Apr 20, 2017

Professor Beef said:
What are the initials "e & p" for on Smackdown? I don't know that tag team.

Excelsiorlef and Professor Beef

BewareTheBatsie · Apr 20, 2017

Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

Kaladin · Apr 20, 2017

Beefy said:
Bollywood Boyz now the Singh Brothers.

Did you say Singh?

Bluekaveli · Apr 20, 2017

Beefy said:
Bollywood Boyz now the Singh Brothers.

Singhk and destroy!

jmdajr · Apr 20, 2017

BewareTheBatsie said:
Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

Is this when Jericho buries his promo?

Mahonay · Apr 20, 2017

BewareTheBatsie said:
Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

Oh my god it's so stupid. It's the best.

Bluekaveli · Apr 20, 2017

BewareTheBatsie said:
Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

Goat promo. Taker was on his p's and q's then

Pikma · Apr 20, 2017

Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

Kaladin · Apr 20, 2017

Pikma said:
Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

Eh, nothing is worse than booking DX shoving Mr. McMahon's head into Big Show's ass.

Bluekaveli · Apr 20, 2017

Pikma said:
Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

I've seen worse. He should fuck off. I bet if NJPW did it, he'd be having a great time. Damn nerd.

sf2fanatic · Apr 20, 2017

Zach said:
I like this oversaturation of all things wrestling, though. As soon as the chronological journey is complete, I'll never want to think about wrestling again.

But it never ends...

Mahonay · Apr 20, 2017

Pikma said:
Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

Lol. Based Meltz.

Data West · Apr 20, 2017

meltzer is probably jealous someone has bigger veins than him

XenoRaven · Apr 20, 2017

jmdajr said:
Is this when Jericho buries his promo?

Yeah and then he gets heat for it for some reason

Menome · Apr 20, 2017

jmdajr · Apr 20, 2017

Part of why I watch WWE is because of Lol's, so fuck it. Push Jinder to the moon.

Mahonay · Apr 20, 2017

Menome said:

Hahahaha

Sweeney Tom · Apr 20, 2017

Bluekaveli said:
I bet if NJPW did it, he'd be having a great time.

New Japan would have never done that match or finish

For starters:
The Bollywood Boyz would have never made it out of the damn dojo
Zayn would be fighting for a trios belt at best at this stage of his career

Dark Ninja · Apr 20, 2017

Meltzer questioning whether or not Jinder is doing it "clean". Fuck off Meltzer.

excelsiorlef · Apr 20, 2017

Jinder should have a a sex god gimmick next

Everybody Swipe right for Tinder's Greatest Superstar Jinder!

jmdajr said:
Part of why I watch WWE is because of Lol's, so fuck it. Push Jinder to the moon.

Pretty much

Dark Ninja said:
Meltzer questioning whether or not Jinder is doing it "clean". Fuck off Meltzer.

That's childish as fuck.

Beefy · Apr 20, 2017

Would probably mark out if Jinder knocked Orton out and pinned him 1-2-3.

BewareTheBatsie · Apr 20, 2017

It just went on and on. Taker has his Ministry look although I believe by this point it's broken up, and Paul Bearer is there and it's so amazing. King on commentary just goes 'what' like he has no fucking clue either.

somedevil · Apr 20, 2017

Pikma said:
Meltzer also called the Jinder thing "possibily the worst booking ever"

His opinion of the miz now is still unique:

imBask · Apr 20, 2017

... what is Jinder's finisher?

DMczaf · Apr 20, 2017

This place is worse than Marvel or Star Wars threads right now when it comes to shitty boring ass Jinder.

Toki767 · Apr 20, 2017

Dark Ninja said:
Meltzer questioning whether or not Jinder is doing it "clean". Fuck off Meltzer.

I mean...I'm not saying he's on steroids...but he does show some symptoms of steroid usage.

Back acne for example.

Mahonay · Apr 20, 2017

Seeing that I'm not going to be watching WWE for a while, it would be hilarious timing if Jinder suddenly becomes WWE Champion.

sf2fanatic · Apr 20, 2017

DMczaf said:
This place is worse than Marvel or Star Wars threads right now when it comes to shitty boring ass Jinder.

Jinder is the new Scott Norton

Data West · Apr 20, 2017

dave really shouldnt throw syringes

Mahonay · Apr 20, 2017

imBask said:
... what is Jinder's finisher?

A concussion.

Fox318 · Apr 20, 2017

Miz is one of those guys that people say they like but then when they see him in the ring they change the channel.

Nekofrog · Apr 20, 2017

BewareTheBatsie said:
Lmao what the fuck is this pre-Biker Taker Undertaker promo where he's going on about riding a bike in the desert?

It's so awful that it crosses into amazing territory. The poor big show

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