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DidntKnowJack · Mar 2, 2015

I am typing the following severely impaired by alcohol. So much so that typing the following - however humorous it may seem to you right now - is extremely difficult to muster as much as I am under the influence of alcohol.(Thank fucking god for spell checker). I post the following only as an indication how much an impact alcohol actually is - so much so that typing this has become a real chore. (It has taken me about 1.5 hours to type this tiny paragraph.)

Beyond my laughably bad typing, I present to you now - drunk driving in Drive Club. I've no idea how much an impact this video may be, but if i have reached just one fucking person, it will have been worth it. Mock me until the end of time, if I have changed or (God help me) saved one life, I will accept that mockery as a badge of honor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV9BIoD4HeI Please be easy on me - as i mean well.

justsomeguy · Mar 2, 2015

> 11.04 a.m.

Hope to goodness you're not in EU timezone ;-)

edit: Also Jesus dem graphics.

Raide · Mar 2, 2015

Your drunk driving is better than my normal, utterly sober driving is...

Hasney · Mar 2, 2015

Are you any good at it sober? Because that looked like my friend playing it with no impairments so I should probably ask before I blame it all on the alcohol!

Pankratous · Mar 2, 2015

That seems to be how bad I am anyway.

P.S - I own this game and can't watch a video of someone else playing without be wowed by the graphics. Fuck me, man.

GhostTrick · Mar 2, 2015

"Go home Spinda, you're drunk"

Mandatory

akachan ningen · Mar 2, 2015

I've seen a lot of sober players drive that poorly so it's impossible to tell if your driving is actually being impaired.

angelcage87 · Mar 2, 2015

You drive as good as the journalists back at Gamescom last year.

Piston Hyundai · Mar 2, 2015

okay guys here's my joke shitting on driveclub:

I thought this was going to be a thread about the development of the game

ha ha ha, ho shit, I'm so funny

GhostTrick · Mar 2, 2015

angelcage87 said:
You drive as good as the journalists back at Gamescom last year.

Maybe the journalists were drunk too

Auctopus · Mar 2, 2015

Sobering stuff.

Hermii · Mar 2, 2015

Thats impressive drunk driving.

angelcage87 · Mar 2, 2015

GhostTrick said:
Maybe the journalists were drunk too

There's high chances that this is actually true, wouldn't be surprised if some of them even write while drunk.

Necro900 · Mar 2, 2015

00:37 that's a TAKEDOWN!

DidntKnowJack · Mar 2, 2015

Raide said:
Your drunk driving is better than my normal, utterly sober driving is...

Hasney said:
Are you any good at it sober? Because that looked like my friend playing it with no impairments so I should probably ask before I blame it all on the alcohol!

Haha, yes as much as I think I'm just average at this game, I'm normally much better than this. The rain itself is an impairment, but add alcohol to the mix and I just cannot deal.

Haunted · Mar 2, 2015

There was one of these for GTAIV which is much more logical because it's somewhat of a facsimile of actual inner city traffic instead of fucking high speed track racing.

Necro900 said:
00:37 that's a TAKEDOWN!

no takedown slow mo camera, no sale!

DoubleTake · Mar 2, 2015

That was actually a lot better than what I usually encounter online lol

cardinalmind · Mar 2, 2015

Atleast you didn't drunk texted your ex right? Right?

StNd · Mar 2, 2015

Now I will never drink and DRIVEclub again! Thank you!

GhostTrick · Mar 2, 2015

Anyway, I wonder now how would look a drunk GAF tournament on a racing or fighting game hahaha

Haunted · Mar 2, 2015

cardinalmind said:
Atleast you didn't drunk texted your ex right? Right?

That is the true horror scenario. We've all been there.

LesPaul · Mar 2, 2015

What is the point of this? I do not mean to be rude but maybe a thread for this vido is a little much. Could be just me though.

R_Deckard · Mar 2, 2015

Hermii said:
Thats impressive drunk driving.

It is the safest way to test at how bad your reactions slow down though and judgement.

Agree still looks like any major gaming site journo driving..secret revealed? Bevvied up Journo's drunken driving debacle! (Sun headline)

Kiru · Mar 2, 2015

I think there was a video where some drunk dude played Euro Truck Sim 2 with a Oculus Rift. Didn't end well.

DidntKnowJack · Mar 2, 2015

LesPaul said:
What is the point of this? I do not mean to be rude but maybe a thread for this video is a little much. Could be just me though.

You're probably right, the point of the thread, while I had the most admirable of instincts, is likely cancelled out by the mere fact that I'm just really fucking drunk.

John Bender · Mar 2, 2015

LesPaul said:
What is the point of this? I do not mean to be rude but maybe a thread for this vido is a little much. Could be just me though.

It's funny. So who cares.

Fitts · Mar 2, 2015

Holy hell does this game look incredible! I really want that PS+ version to become a reality because I need to try before I buy with something like this and nobody I know purchased a copy.

hoserx · Mar 2, 2015

You're still better than I am at DC. haha.

Three · Mar 2, 2015

Should do the same track and update the thread when you sober up.

Piccoro · Mar 2, 2015

Could I ask you what did you drink?

And man, those graphics are extremely good, I have to get a PS4 ASAP.

lewisgone · Mar 2, 2015

Whenever I finally buy a steering wheel for my PC, I was considering trying drunk driving in Euro Truck Simulator 2. I think I need to make my company less reliant on me doing well first, though.

And everyone else is saying it as well, but I'll say it too: you're way better at DriveClub than me if this is how you play drunk.

bombshell · Mar 2, 2015

We need a comparison video of how you normally drive.

RoboPlato · Mar 2, 2015

I'm fucking awful at racing games so you'd still handily beat me.

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