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Himu, or the story of the gaffer who was cockblocked by Jesus

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shuri

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<Himu> I was turned by the girl
<Himu> because she wanted to get closer to god
<Shuri> off
<Shuri> in?
<Himu> down*
<Shuri> on?
<Shuri> down?
<Shuri> oh
[...]
<Himu> yeah she sent me a myspace message
<Himu> she wrote this:
<Himu> "well anyways i dont want to sound rude or anything its just that i am really not looking for anyone to date right now. i just got out of a relationship and i am still in love with him and him and i are still talking and stuff. And i made a commitment that if he wasnt the one i was going to get closer to god and worry about my realtionship with him and that i was going to worry about school and get my career and wait until i was financially stable bef
<Himu> talk to you later
<Himu> gods blessings
<Himu> crystal
<etiolathletics> BEWARE OF BITCHES NAMED CRYSTAL
[...]

<etiolathletics> himu, it's bad enough being second pickens to a girl's ex, but being behind in line to Jesus? Man how do you compete with that?
<Maxrpg> Dead Rising is awesome
<ethelred> I think my rational side is winning. :(
<Himu> in reality
<Himu> her bf is jesus
<Himu> jesus' cock is in her
<Shuri> THE FAITH
<bjork-wtf> nWo jesus
<Oldschoolgamer> and blcoking yours
<Oldschoolgamer> LOL
<Shuri> man
<Maxrpg> hahaha holy shit
<Shuri> Jesus is cockblocking you
<etiolathletics> <Himu> I brought you fowers and wine. <Jesus> I brought you eternal life and water... which I have now turned into wine. <Himu> I hate you more than Okami!
<Maxrpg> massive damage ftw
<Himu> ahahaha
<Shuri> Jesus is like 'dude and i dont even have sex'
<ethelred> But I waaaaant to. It's such a good deal.
<Oldschoolgamer> LOL
<Maxrpg> Jesus is cockblocking, rofl
<Himu> Jesus don' n' did eet


<Himu> *image link removed *
<Shuri> and a 2007 mustang appears
<Himu> See
<Himu> I told you guys before
<Himu> in class I thought she was black and then i went to her myspace
<Himu> and i was all wtf
<Himu> she has a white family??
<Oldschoolgamer> :(
<Oldschoolgamer> what am I looking at
<Maxrpg> RUN
<Schwowsers> That picture is awful, we need a better one.
<Shuri> Cockblocked by Jesus for Erkle's sister
<jett> plz :|
<Maxrpg> is the whole ****ing chair eating that kid alive?
<Himu> o pl
<Himu> z
<Oldschoolgamer> Shuri: LOL
<etiolathletics> YOu know Jesus doesn't care if she's black or white!
<etiolathletics> That's why he's #2
<etiolathletics> and you're batting Arod!
<Maxrpg> Jaleel White
<Shuri> URKEL
<Himu> ahahahahahah
<Oldschoolgamer> LOL
<Himu> SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
<Oldschoolgamer> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Himo has also released a pic of the lady to the #ga populace, but for her honor's sake, it shall not be included.

So Himumu, you got some 'splaining to do?
 

Beezy

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Seth C said:
I'll just say it. This thread is useless without pics. Do the right thing, Shuri.

This is true. The Jaleel White comments mean nothing without a pic. I'm sure that Himuro agrees. :)

Shogmaster said:
"Cockblocked by Jesus" <--- Teh best tag EVAR

This is also true. :lol
 

bjork

Member
<bjork-wtf> nWo jesus

jesusnwo.jpg


"that girl's cooch is too sweeeeeet~!"
 
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