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Does anyone else put butter on their Pop Tarts?

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the year 20XX

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I used to until I got conscious of how much fat and sugar is in a Pop-Tart. Now I'm basically not even allowed to eat them anymore.

But yeah, a Pop-Tart plus butter is like eating a McGriddle or something.

Oh, and also, holy shit delicious.
 
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Son of Godzilla

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Shit, why stop there? Put some cheese and some ham in between em and hell, go ahead and toss those things on the grill and cook them in some syrup.
Do you butter donuts too?
 
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Sanjuro

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Some minor league baseball team as an attraction sells Cheeseburgers with a Krispy Kreme doughnut cut in half and grilled......america.
 
Blackace

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if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
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Callo Merlose

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I guess it'd taste like toast, but I won't try it. Does anyone else eat their pop tarts cold? I mean, I do when I'm home, but everyday after an awesome gym class in high school, I'd buy a pack along with a Minute Maid and it'd be bliss.
 
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Son of Godzilla

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Verboten said:
I guess it'd taste like toast, but I won't try it. Does anyone else eat their pop tarts cold? I mean, I do when I'm home, but everyday after an awesome gym class in high school, I'd buy a pack along with a Minute Maid and it'd be bliss.
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Yea, I used to eat a pack of unburnt cherry poptarts for lunch all the time during highschool.
 
davepoobond

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if its the plain ones and its like the fruit flavored ones, i wouldn't be so "yech" about it....but that's ****ing stupid if its on frosted ones.
 
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Maxwell House

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Mason said:
I use I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Light. And Pop Tarts aren't that fattening, jeez.
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Of course pop tarts can be fattening. Sugar will turn into fat.

Processed sugars (corn syrup) is the main reason America is so fat.
 
Blackace

Blackace

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Maxwell House said:
Sugar will turn into fat. Of course pop tarts can be fattening.

Processed sugars (corn syrup) is the main reason America is so fat.
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Get this man a frosted poptart dipped in butter!!
 
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Mason

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Well I'm actually in good shape. I'm not overweight at all. I guess I'll stop eating buttery Pop Tarts, though, since now I won't be able to look at one without remembering all the taunting in this thread. Thanks a lot.
 
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Giard

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wtf? That's about as worse as putting peanut butter in your hot dogs.

I actually know someone who does that
 
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BlackMage

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well peanut butter is good for you.. isn't it? but on hotdogs.. yeah that sounds gross. im actually tempted to try out the butter on pop-tart thing.
 
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Corwood Rep

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I like the taste (assuming it's toasted, as well), but that's a "Once every few months" kind of thing, and only if I'm exercising daily. It'd kill me in the condition I'm in now.
 
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Look, don't start a thread asking "am I a weird freak" if you aren't willing to accept that the answer is "yes."

Nobody else on earth butters their Pop-Tarts. Health reasons notwithstanding, it's just odd.

Do you butter your Frosted Flakes?
 
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Dante

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Synthesizer Patel said:
Look, don't start a thread asking "am I a weird freak" if you aren't willing to accept that the answer is "yes."

Nobody else on earth butters their Pop-Tarts. Health reasons notwithstanding, it's just odd.

Do you butter your Frosted Flakes?
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:lol I did have a friend growing up who did this. We were in our teens so I don't think he was too concerned with heart blockage. BTW they were the unfrosted pop tarts.
 
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Snah

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Except for the fact that butter doesn't cause heart disease.

The Pop Tarts, filled with rancid vegetable oils and trans fats, along with nutritionless refined carbs, may contribute though.
 
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Snah

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I use I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Light.
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You're not doing yourself any favors there.

All of those margarines and 'synthetic' foods are not healthy in the slightest. They're filled with highly rancid oils, which promotes free radical damage and cancer. Not to mention, it may or may not have plenty of synthetic trans fats in them.

Butter is a natural food that contains many nutrients, processed margarines are not.
 
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Mason

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Synthesizer Patel said:
Look, don't start a thread asking "am I a weird freak" if you aren't willing to accept that the answer is "yes."

Nobody else on earth butters their Pop-Tarts. Health reasons notwithstanding, it's just odd.

Do you butter your Frosted Flakes?
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Several people in my family do it, where do you think I got it from?
 
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Cdammen

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Ungh. That's sound utterly disgusting. All that fat and sugar...

*goes back to eating a well balanced European meal* :p
 
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