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Arnie7

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• Jul 6, 2016

• #1

Friend sent me these BRITISH MEMES from newspapers I never heard about lol....(some may be deffo fake but hilarious).

 

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Crispy75

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #2

The Sport may be printed on a newspaper press, but it is not a newspaper.

 

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itsbenoclock

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #3

Cocks and arses

 

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Pop-O-Matic

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #4

I've never even been to Britain, but my understanding is that the Daily Sport is more a National Enquirer-esque tabloid rather than a real newspaper.

 

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Krejlooc

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #5

Suck off dogs for quavers, huh?

huh.

 

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Exterminieren

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #6

Even by the standards of our shitty press, the Sport is an insult to the name.

 

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Screaming Meat

Unconfirmed Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #7

Those are brilliant.

 

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Kinyou

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #8

Krejlooc said:

Suck off dogs for quavers, huh?

huh.

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Remarkable that the dogs are able to understand trade.

 

Carl2291

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #9

Still more trustworthy than The Sun.

 

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Linkstrikesback

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #10

"I was never told by tescos staff to not stick my dick in scalding hot lasagne"

I should hope not?

 

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Johndoey

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #11

Exclusive story on lasanga based penis injuries. Alright

 

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justjohn

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #12

https://mobile.twitter.com/thesundaysport/status/693167157979516928/photo/1

 

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Trevelyon

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• Jul 6, 2016

• #13

 

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Apathy

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #14

Not British but the must creative headline I ever saw was from the NY post that said ike turner beats Tina to death when ike died. That was some black comedy wordsmithing.

 

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HazySaiyan

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #15

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Don't they print something similar to that every few years with a different console?

 

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dc89

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #16

Gordon Ramsey sex dwarf found dead in badger sett

That's my favourite.

 

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Hoo-doo

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #17

I love british swearing. This one kills me everytime from the BvS review thread.

 

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Mr Git

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #18

Yep, that's the Sport alright. I worked in a Newsagent once. The amount of nasty grim lechy fucks who would come in and stand there looking at the tits in the paper whilst grunting.

Still, whilst those stories are all probably fake. They've all probably also actually happened elsewhere in the UK.

 

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Broken Joystick

At least you can talk. Who are you?

• Jul 6, 2016

• #19

 

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Jonnax

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #20

Hoo-doo said:

I love british swearing. This one kills me everytime from the BvS review thread.

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Lol. Totally fake. I remember reading a letter to the editor in the Evening Standard complaining that when they were in a newsagents, they were shocked and appalled to see that the article on the front page of The Guardian used the word "Fuck" in a quote instead of "F**k".

 

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*Splinter

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #21

HazySaiyan said:

Don't they print something similar to that every few years with a different console?

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You'd be amazed how often it happens

 

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Baconsaurus Rex

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #22

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First the Gordon Ramsey dwarf and now this. Must be rough being a little person doppelganger in the UK.

 

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Dougald

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #23

I love how these are all "Sunday Sport Exclusives". Like the Times was desperate for a front page on the man who put a bunch of elastic bands on his cock, but they beat them to it.

 

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NoblesseOblige

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #24

Then my bellend burst.

kinky

 

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Mr Git

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #25

Jonnax said:

Lol. Totally fake. I remember reading a letter to the editor in the Evening Standard complaining that when they were in a newsagents, they were shocked and appalled to see that the article on the front page of The Guardian used the word "Fuck" in a quote instead of "F**k".

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I was under the impression that the Graun was one of the few news outlets that didn't unnecessarily censor words. It's one of the things I really like about them.

 

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jaypah

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #26

Kinyou said:

Remarkable that the dogs are able to understand trade.

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Lmao fantastic.

 

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HazySaiyan

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #27

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Chinese Cartoons

Banned

• Jul 6, 2016

• #28

The UK is one big meme.

 

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Mr Git

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #29

These are all Sport things, but tbh you could fish out a very real Daily Mail headline and it'd be just as ridiculous.

 

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Stallion Dan

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #30

Dwarfs lead dangerous lives apparently, so many dying.

 

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SpideySenses

Member

• Jul 6, 2016

• #31

RIP all celebrity lookalike dwarves.