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I knocked out a PS3 geek waiting in line....

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ForzaItalia

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Let me start by saying that I am not a violent person by nature. I was escorting a girl that works near me for lunch at the local Jack Astor's. She works at the Telus tower near the Scarborough Town Centre and we visited the Best Buy near there afterwards as she was looking to buy an iPod.

There were about 10-15 guys lined up for a PS3 and she was wearing a short skirt. One of the geeks made a remark about wanting to "do" her and I ignored this because she told him to "eff off". The same geek then said "I'll **** your boyfriend after I'm done ****ing you"...

Well that was it. I approached him and told him to repeat it and he did so I knocked him out. I expected at least some of the other geeks/guys to jump in but nobody did.

Needless to say it did ruin the rest of my work day and I'm a bit worried that the security cameras might have gotten the plates of the girl I was with.

Just needed to vent here on GAF I suppose....
 
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Wellington

BAAAALLLINNN'
Did you have sex with her afterwards? A Forza post is not complete without a mention of sex.

JayDubya said:
If this isn't a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and is entirely on the level, then good for you sir.
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:lol
 
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echoshifting

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Ha ha ha, I'm sure it was a person who had gotten too used to trash talking in online games without suffering any consequences for his actions.
 
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ForzaItalia

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Wellington said:
Did you have sex with her afterwards? A Forza post is not complete without a mention of sex.


:lol
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No but she called me afterwards and said it turned her on....wants to hook up later tonight :lol
 
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Ghengis Cohen

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I have always wondered how threats that make you sound like a homosexual rapist are considered insulting to the other person but oh well.
 
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Manics

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I believe Forza cause he's Italian. The guys in line for the PS3 need to be knocked out on principal alone.
 
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Archer

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knocked out stone cold? or just knocked him to the ground and admitted defeat by looking up at you from the ground while laying in a pool of his own body sweat?

either way... /flex
 
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ForzaItalia

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I don't feel bad or big at all after this nor am I homophobic or etc..etc..etc. In reality I feel bad now that I think about it but it just happened. I was more annoyed that this guy would say that to a woman if anything at all....

It's just another topic really...
 
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Brobzoid

how do I slip unnoticed out of a gloryhole booth?
Manics said:
I believe Forza cause he's Italian. The guys in line for the PS3 need to be knocked out on principal alone.
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by that logic all Italians needs to be knocked out when looking at their football league. :\
 
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GhaleonEB

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ForzaItalia said:
I don't feel bad or big at all after this nor am I homophobic or etc..etc..etc. In reality I feel bad now that I think about it but it just happened. I was more annoyed that this guy would say that to a woman if anything at all....

It's just another topic really...
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You should have head-butted him. To the chest.
 
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Ark-AMN

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Wow, Forza is my new Idol. I wish I could be like him.

He gets girls wet just by acting tough. What a guy! That's the kind of stuff that I see in hentai! :D
 
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JayDubya

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ForzaItalia said:
I don't feel bad or big at all after this nor am I homophobic or etc..etc..etc. In reality I feel bad now that I think about it but it just happened. I was more annoyed that this guy would say that to a woman if anything at all....

It's just another topic really...
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Don't feel bad. If some asshat ever said anything resembling that about my wife, he'd better start running. Granted, this girl probably has no special significance to you, and that might make some difference, I'm not sure.
 
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darscot

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First I don't believe this for a second.

Second if it is true this would rank as one of the biggest pussy moves I have ever heard of it. I've seen some pussy moves but punching out a geek in the PS3 line to impress a chick is about the weakest. Do you man up to guys in wheelchairs and senior citizens? :lol
 
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border

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Joke character has gone far enough. Please purge, as directed in the 3rd Amendment to the Phoenix Dark Act of 2005.
 
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Raguel

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DarkJediKnight said:
Bullshit! I was at the Town Center Best Buy all morning filling in for my cousin who went home to get an umbrella. This never happened.
:D
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Uh-oh? What does the op have to say about this?
 
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Aisenherz

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ForzaItalia said:
Let me start by saying that I am not a violent person by nature. I was escorting a girl that works near me for lunch at the local Jack Astor's. She works at the Telus tower near the Scarborough Town Centre and we visited the Best Buy near there afterwards as she was looking to buy an iPod.

There were about 10-15 guys lined up for a PS3 and she was wearing a short skirt. One of the geeks made a remark about wanting to "do" her and I ignored this because she told him to "eff off". The same geek then said "I'll **** your boyfriend after I'm done ****ing you"...

Well that was it. I approached him and told him to repeat it and he did so I knocked him out. I expected at least some of the other geeks/guys to jump in but nobody did.

Needless to say it did ruin the rest of my work day and I'm a bit worried that the security cameras might have gotten the plates of the girl I was with.

Just needed to vent here on GAF I suppose....
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Well, I had kicked your ass
 
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Eggo

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DarkJediKnight said:
Bullshit! I was at the Town Center Best Buy all morning filling in for my cousin who went home to get an umbrella. This never happened.
:D
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Forz0wned? Or DJK was the one knocked out and has selective memory? As the GAF turns...
 
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Epsilon-delta

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ForzaItalia said:
Let me start by saying that I am not a violent person by nature. I was escorting a girl that works near me for lunch at the local Jack Astor's. She works at the Telus tower near the Scarborough Town Centre and we visited the Best Buy near there afterwards as she was looking to buy an iPod.

There were about 10-15 guys lined up for a PS3 and she was wearing a short skirt. One of the geeks made a remark about wanting to "do" her and I ignored this because she told him to "eff off". The same geek then said "I'll **** your boyfriend after I'm done ****ing you"...

Well that was it. I approached him and told him to repeat it and he did so I knocked him out. I expected at least some of the other geeks/guys to jump in but nobody did.

Needless to say it did ruin the rest of my work day and I'm a bit worried that the security cameras might have gotten the plates of the girl I was with.

Just needed to vent here on GAF I suppose....
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You're pathetic. Risking jail time just to impress some skanky tease?

A million to one you wouldn't have touched him if he was 6'8" and black. >_>

Beating up a geek to impress a girl = lame.

I also bet you haven't f*cked her by now... I know this story is bullshit but incase it's not, you're whack.
 
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