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Sheentak · Dec 16, 2016

https://twitter.com/papichuIo/status/807473827311656960

The way the mascots get in the kids faces slays me.

Edit:fixed link

hydrophilic attack · Dec 16, 2016

link seems broken to me

CadetMahoney · Dec 16, 2016

Is this like those gifs where mascots fights or throws a pie at someone.

DiipuSurotu · Dec 16, 2016

Furry-GAF will love this

hydrophilic attack · Dec 16, 2016

"football"

norm9 · Dec 16, 2016

Two minutes well spent. Those kids got rekt.

Akainu · Dec 16, 2016

Holy crap these guys are dicks. lol XD

GK86 · Dec 16, 2016

The :42 mark killed me lol.

jax · Dec 16, 2016

They're probably upset their Google Home hasn't arrived yet.

deadlast · Dec 16, 2016

This is way funnier than it should be

shintoki · Dec 16, 2016

OMG at 42. I'm in pain

shoelacer · Dec 16, 2016

Oh shit, when Mr Met sacks you and hits you with the "you can't see me" you gotta hang up them cleats forever man

ghostjoke · Dec 16, 2016

We're approaching peak internet here.

SomedayTheFire · Dec 16, 2016

Poor kids.

What did he mean by this? · Dec 16, 2016

Seems more dangerous than funny

Darkman M · Dec 16, 2016

Lmao why is this so funny.

DiipuSurotu · Dec 16, 2016

hydrophilic attack said:
"football"

Messofanego · Dec 16, 2016

DEAD

Nafai1123 · Dec 16, 2016

If this was a sport I would watch it.

Ragnorok64 · Dec 16, 2016

If sports were more like this I might actually be interested in them.

StoopKid · Dec 16, 2016

Colts mascot is ruthless.

Admiral Woofington · Dec 16, 2016

what the fuck is up with that blue horse thing

Should be a blue hedgehog at that speed

Opto · Dec 16, 2016

Heheh

Kids probably got some brain damage though

BlueTsunami · Dec 16, 2016

StoopKid said:
Colts mascot is ruthless.

Dude fucking stretched for the TD. No fucks.

PSqueak · Dec 16, 2016

I know the idea is that the suits impair their movement, but they're still freaking adults!

Cormano · Dec 16, 2016

hydrophilic attack said:
"football"

I was dissapointed as well.

zero_suit · Dec 16, 2016

This is amazing.

HawksWinStanley · Dec 16, 2016

lol @ 1:24

First he demolishes the kid and then falls on him with a crotch to the face. Talk about adding insult to injury.

Fuchsdh · Dec 16, 2016

I have been laughing like an idiot at this. I cannot fathom why this is a thing that ever happened, or why the mascots were apparently told to act like total dicks to the kids, but it's hilarious just the same.

Sub_Level · Dec 16, 2016

lmfao

NoRéN · Dec 16, 2016

shoelacer said:
Oh shit, when Mr Met sacks you and hits you with the "you can't see me" you gotta hang up them cleats forever man

im dying lol

FantasticMrFoxdie · Dec 16, 2016

its good to laugh again

What did he mean by this? said:
Seems more dangerous than funny

i thought so too, but I was laughing at the same time

Fuzzy · Dec 16, 2016

This is hilarious. How old were these kids?

Ronabo · Dec 16, 2016

shoelacer said:
Oh shit, when Mr Met sacks you and hits you with the "you can't see me" you gotta hang up them cleats forever man

That was Mr. Red

Guy LeDouche · Dec 16, 2016

This is one of the best things holy moley

norm9 · Dec 16, 2016

I'd imagine playing as a mascot is worse than playing as a kid. You have bad vision so I'm assuming half these hits are blind since the kids are in the very large blinds pots where the eye holes can't see. Bravo mascots.

Id fault the kids for not getting out of the way fast enough.

Rellik · Dec 16, 2016

hydrophilic attack said:
"football"

Yeah I want a refund. This isn't football

GifGafIsTheBestGaf · Dec 16, 2016

petty things are so satisfying

Cheebo · Dec 16, 2016

Rellik said:
Yeah I want a refund. This isn't football

This is primarily an American message board, what did you expect? lol

Vermillion · Dec 16, 2016

Okay, this is amazing.

CarpeDeezNutz · Dec 16, 2016

I did not this was a thing lmao 😂 😂😂

J-Rzez · Dec 16, 2016

What is that mascot at 36 sec that gets an interception? Not sure if it's a flashlight or a butt-plug? Both?

Subitai · Dec 18, 2016

Bumping cause more people need to be entertained.

soundscream · Dec 18, 2016

This is still the best
https://youtu.be/oePuvP5CVPQ

thestopsign · Dec 18, 2016

Subitai said:
Bumping cause more people need to be entertained.

Thank you, I needed that.

callmeCata · Dec 18, 2016

That was glorious, thank you for sharing.

Skiptastic · Dec 18, 2016

Admiral Woofington said:
what the fuck is up with that blue horse thing

Should be a blue hedgehog at that speed

That's the Indianapolis Colts mascot, creatively named Blue.

LCGeek · Dec 18, 2016

Messofanego said:
DEAD

My man, the crane kick on top of all that was just too good.

Afrikan · Dec 18, 2016

wish we could get a gif of the Mascot who ran BACK to the defenders to stiff arm one of them, tripping up the rest of chasing kids.

UnObtainium17 · Dec 18, 2016

Thank for the bump. Lol

shoelacer said:
Oh shit, when Mr Met sacks you and hits you with the "you can't see me" you gotta hang up them cleats forever man

Yeah. Darn. I saw that and I'm like thank god i reached adulthood without getting cenad' while my ass was flat to the turf.

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