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Megalosaro · Mar 10, 2017

http://mashable.com/2017/03/09/nintendo-switch-zelda-porn/#lvrSLSZ7YqqQ

Mashable said:
Turns out you can't watch porn and play video games at the same time, but you can watch porn about video games.

YouPorn reports that their traffic dropped noticeably after the release last weekend of the highly anticipated new gaming system the Nintendo Switch. It seems people were so excited to play with their new device that they didnt need to search for more, um, excitement in the form of porn.

YouPorn regularly experiences small traffic fluctuations from things like holidays, big TV shows airing or movies premiering. But the Switch was a different story. Its debut on March 3 coincided with a 15 percent drop in traffic from users who self-identified as gamers. By the next day a Saturday, peak sit on the couch and play a game day it was down 17 percent, and by Sunday it was only 13 percent down.

There was an increase in one area, however. Demand for porn related to The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, which came out the same day as the Switch, was way up. Link searches rose 164 percent over that weekend, and those for Zelda were up 102 percent. Who knew Zelda got people so hot and bothered?

The Switch sex halo extended to the brand more generally, too. Searches for Nintendo itself went up by 37 percent. Big characters also got a boost, like Mario (up 24 percent), Bowser (up 23 percent), and Princess Peach (up 16 percent).

Huh. The porn market will no doubt rise to the occasion and meet this new Switch-inspired demand.

I love me some Mario porn. That mustache

dglavimans · Mar 10, 2017

That damn milking game.

Megalosaro · Mar 10, 2017

Can someone fix my title typo?

lvl99 Pixel · Mar 10, 2017

breath of the wild? damn, i havent even got my copy yet and people are all up in the porn for this shit. Feel like im losing my mind.

Foxxsoxx · Mar 10, 2017

So Switch is better than my Wii?

ArtHands · Mar 10, 2017

Everyone on that porn site has been practicing for this.

Waddle Dee · Mar 10, 2017

I'm sorry about the increased interest in Dedede porn. That's all on me.

TerryLee81 · Mar 10, 2017

NeoGaf faps to Link for the next few weeks.

Mr. Smiley · Mar 10, 2017

Link searches rose 164 percent over that weekend, and those for Zelda were up 102 percent.

guess that certain outfit is doing wonders

Siege.exe · Mar 10, 2017

Megalosaro said:
Can someone fix my title typo?

Nah, Ninteneo is Reggie's porn name

CronoShot · Mar 10, 2017

Mr. Smiley said:
guess that outfit is doing wonders

I mean

Madame M · Mar 10, 2017

Breath of the Wild porn searches? oh the humanity

Though those one machine like monsters that I forget the name of have some interesting tentacles... with claws!!

BY2K · Mar 10, 2017

Breath of the Wild, indeed.

L Thammy · Mar 10, 2017

Megalosaro said:
Can someone fix my title typo?

This is why you don't post on GAF with one hand.

takriel · Mar 10, 2017

what the fuck?

Tecnniqe · Mar 10, 2017

Link and Zelda on YouPorn you say...

Mysterious · Mar 10, 2017

Mr. Smiley said:
guess that certain outfit is doing wonders

Which outfit?

PensivePen · Mar 10, 2017

CronoShot said:
I mean

He ain't talking about Zelda's outfit.

Vilix · Mar 10, 2017

Well I don't know what to say. I did my part. Guess I'll have to "bump" it up.

OfTheOverflow · Mar 10, 2017

Is this coined as the 'Fallout 4 Effect'?

ArchedThunder · Mar 10, 2017

Mysterious said:
Which outfit?

Gerudo female outfit, looks like a belly dancer outfit.

FZZ · Mar 10, 2017

CronoShot said:
I mean

I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Crayon · Mar 10, 2017

Zelda has dampened my vigor. It's true.

But I see FZZ us unaffected.

Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew · Mar 10, 2017

Switch needs a browser, fast.

(I wonder what other case studies can be done on devices with no browser creating addictive products).

Defuser · Mar 10, 2017

That because Switch has no browser for people to surf porn on.

brau · Mar 10, 2017

FZZ said:
I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Crayon said:
Zelda has dampened my vigor. It's true.

But I see FZZ us unaffected.

Honey bear does, what honey bear wants.

CEJames · Mar 10, 2017

CronoShot said:
I mean

FZZ said:
I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Zelda is a low key kardashian.

Pikma · Mar 10, 2017

Bunch of Vita games ports incoming

rpmurphy · Mar 10, 2017

Bowser got that dad bod demo going.

FeenixRising · Mar 10, 2017

FZZ said:
I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Bruh wat

Lord of Castamere · Mar 10, 2017

Coincidentally, I was just looking up Botw porn earlier. I wasn't impressed.

L Thammy · Mar 10, 2017

FZZ said:
I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

This is why they call him the pooh bear.

Oblivion · Mar 10, 2017

Breasts of the Wild

Vibed · Mar 10, 2017

CronoShot said:
I mean

Reminder Zelda is 16 or 17 in this game.

Dio · Mar 10, 2017

Mysterious said:
Which outfit?

http://i.imgur.com/Y8vA0yJl.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RPyQcqX.jpg

BOTW Link outfit spoilers.

Metric fuck ton of porn of this one being created.

Dark Cloud · Mar 10, 2017

Bowser? Lol

HawthorneKitty · Mar 10, 2017

I've definitely fapped less because of BotW.

rpmurphy · Mar 10, 2017

Just searched for Gerudo Link fanart and all I can say is

vagina bones

Maximo · Mar 10, 2017

They will be back once new Zelda hits SFM..

MagnoSauce · Mar 10, 2017

If you ever see Tingle in these statistics, sorry that was me.

Chie Satonaka · Mar 10, 2017

FZZ said:
I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

Sometimes I pick the best times to come into threads.

This is one of those times.

TissueBox · Mar 10, 2017

Oblivion said:
Breasts of the Wild

-.-

BlastProcessing · Mar 10, 2017

luffeN · Mar 10, 2017

L Thammy said:
This is why you don't post on GAF with one hand.

Oblivion said:
Breasts of the Wild

Bravo to both of you.

plufim · Mar 10, 2017

Finally correlation equals causation.

CreepingFear · Mar 10, 2017

FZZ said:
I'd smash Zelda cause her ass low key fat af

But mipha has that exotic fish pussy

Plus Link deserves true love niggas

foxuzamaki · Mar 10, 2017

Lord of Castamere said:
Coincidentally, I was just looking up Botw porn earlier. I wasn't impressed.

some good paya stuff out there

Maximo · Mar 10, 2017

Lord of Castamere said:
Coincidentally, I was just looking up Botw porn earlier. I wasn't impressed.

Its still early have faith.

ZeoVGM · Mar 10, 2017

Not in my house.

Two Words · Mar 10, 2017

Correlation is not causation.

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