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Hey Hairy Fat Guys

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pewye

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This is for all the hairy fat guys on GAF.

Do you want to do something really cool?

Do you want to have a second ass?

If you answered yes, then follow my instructions:

Take off your shirt. Grab the fat around your bellybutton and make sure that the belly button is surrounded by a layer of fat from both sides. Now, squish the two layers together and make it look like an ass. The bellybutton is your asshole, and your fat is the butt.

lol

post pics please!!!!


and make the pics look interesting. Like, you can put chocolate on your belly button and squish the layers of fat to make it look like you are pooping.
whoever has the best second ass wins!!!
 
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sky

Member
pewye said:
lol
post pics please!!!!
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peeweeyu8.jpg
 
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pewye

Banned
Trident said:
so clearly you've thought this through pretty well, but why do they need to be hairy?
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well, the pics will look better. It will look like they have hairy asses. And not waxed asses.
 
Reave

Reave

Member
pewye said:
This is for all the hairy fat guys on GAF.

Do you want to do something really cool?

Do you want to have a second ass?

If you answered yes, then follow my instructions:

Take off your shirt. Grab the fat around your bellybutton and make sure that the belly button is surrounded by a layer of fat from both sides. Now, squish the two layers together and make it look like an ass. The bellybutton is your asshole, and your fat is the butt.

lol

post pics please!!!!


and make the pics look interesting. Like, you can put chocolate on your belly button and squish the layers of fat to make it look like you are pooping.
whoever has the best second ass wins!!!
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:lol Someone's feeling good about their physical shape.

ex-fat hairy person FTW
 
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Goreomedy

Console Market Analyst
This is the best thread I've ever seen on any message board on the internet.

Where are the damn pics, already?
 
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raYne

Member
Is this a stealth way to get more pics for your fetish?

"Two asses?! That's like.. fap squared!"

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pewye said:
post pics please!!!!


and make the pics look interesting. Like, you can put chocolate on your belly button and squish the layers of fat..
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Well that answers that question.
 
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Armando Penblade

Member
Mail me a camera and I will.

Because me AND my best friend at college are fat and hairy and white.

But I'm also too cheap to buy a camera.

You want the hotness, you pay the price.
 
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