Otrebor Nightmarecoat
Banned
Every fat person knows his fat covers his penis. A normal size penis is reduced to an 3 inch clit because of that fat above the genitalia. The potential is there, its just that we prefer taco bell over satisfying a woman. The fix is simple, loosing some goddamn weight. Easier said than done. Food is our antidepressant, Its the instrument of our cowardly slow suicide. We need it to hide memories that need to be dealt with.
When my fingers press two keys ast the same time I reflect on what I did wrong in life, what boooty i could tap if I my breasts wouldn't jiggle every time i make a sudden movement. Women and sports are alien to me. Just yesterday my ass was itchy and I scratched it with my bed cover. I left poo stains on it. I cant run a mile before vomiting cheetos. I have no neck. The only things left for me to complete a stereotype are being a nintendo retard and playing too much WoW.
Being fat sucks. Being a whiny fat message board fuck sucks more.
When my fingers press two keys ast the same time I reflect on what I did wrong in life, what boooty i could tap if I my breasts wouldn't jiggle every time i make a sudden movement. Women and sports are alien to me. Just yesterday my ass was itchy and I scratched it with my bed cover. I left poo stains on it. I cant run a mile before vomiting cheetos. I have no neck. The only things left for me to complete a stereotype are being a nintendo retard and playing too much WoW.
Being fat sucks. Being a whiny fat message board fuck sucks more.