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KlytusImBored · Feb 19, 2014

The owner of said jewelry store is a gamer? Pfft - this is some bizarre shit.

Josh7289 · Feb 19, 2014

Microsoft's viral marketing is really stretching here.

TomShoe · Feb 19, 2014

BurnOutBrighter said:
Don't be mad when you 720p on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

Box set up, games loadin' up
I hope this doesn't Red Ring
Wanted to play, but now I gotta wait
Cause an update is pending
I'm downloading, the DLC
5 gigs they never did mention
I'm waiting here, with all my fears
It gets so maddening

Someone get this man a tag.

jaypah · Feb 19, 2014

My girl would rather an Xbox over a ring. Though to be fair we're already married and already have a PS4.

Goodacre0081 · Feb 19, 2014

who said romance was dead

kick51 · Feb 19, 2014

"you got me this because of an xbox?!"

*girl does a 180 and walks away*

shandy706 · Feb 19, 2014

I'd say that's genius if you want guys shopping there.

Might want to keep it secret from the bride to be though.

DoubleTake · Feb 19, 2014

Every kiss begins with Xbox One?

BurnOutBrighter · Feb 19, 2014

BurnOutBrighter said:
Don't be mad when you 720p on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

Box set up, games loadin' up
I hope this doesn't Red Ring
Wanted to play, but now I gotta wait
Cause an update is pending
I'm downloading, the DLC
5 gigs they never did mention
I'm waiting here, with all my fears
It gets so maddening

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

I got Dew on my lips, controll' on my hips
Hold it tighter than a Dual Shock 3
It's acting up, triggers all stuck
I can't aim at a damn thing
I failed at this mission, did I mention
Can't play God of War Ascension
A lesson learned, and now I gotta earn
All my money back to buy a PS3

Ploid 3.0 · Feb 19, 2014

BurnOutBrighter said:
Don't be mad when you 720p on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

Box set up, games loadin' up
I hope this doesn't Red Ring
Wanted to play, but now I gotta wait
Cause an update is pending
I'm downloading, the DLC
5 gigs they never did mention
I'm waiting here, with all my fears
It gets so maddening

Bravo, bravo!

BurnOutBrighter said:
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

I got Dew on my lips, controll' on my hips
Hold it tighter than a Dual Shock 3
It's acting up, triggers all stuck
...

OMG I'm losing it hereh hha

Charcoal · Feb 19, 2014

"Xbox, propose"

SwiftDeath · Feb 19, 2014

DoubleTake said:
Every kiss begins with Xbox One?

Every Xbox starts with XBO?

That's all I got

rudieboy77 · Feb 19, 2014

Mmmm nothing your new bride will appreciate more is you paying more attention to video games than her. Lana Del Rey isn't the only woman this upsets.

Speevy · Feb 19, 2014

To which the prospective groom replied "How much for just the ring?"

ChitoCrisis · Feb 19, 2014

You can always sell it for a PS4 or Wii U.

nrvalleytime · Feb 19, 2014

ChitoCrisis said:
You can always sell it for a PS4 or Wii U.

No, no - the ring means you have to keep the woman.

Courage · Feb 19, 2014

BurnOutBrighter can you do Beyonce's Halo next?

Respawn · Feb 19, 2014

Damn they really are that desperate eh.

rokkerkory · Feb 19, 2014

that's a really weird free gift lol

Septimus Prime · Feb 19, 2014

That ring has more halos on it than Xbox*.

Ploid 3.0 · Feb 19, 2014

This is surely a bonus to people buying rings, no guy would or should be finally interested because he could get a free xbox one out of it. Might as well just get the xbox one at target or where ever else has it for a discount.

Alphahawk · Feb 19, 2014

I foresee people who partake in this as playing a lot of peggle by themselves.

Byakuya769 · Feb 19, 2014

sn00zer said:
This would have been a great joke in 2007 about 360

Ah, you assume I mean mechanical failure. "The" is omitted for a reason.

RedAssedApe · Feb 19, 2014

If I were Major Nelson I'd be embarrassed about re-tweeting this. But I guess every box in the living room matters.

RedNumberFive · Feb 19, 2014

Y2Kev said:
If you liked it then you shoulda put Bing on it

If you liked it then you shoulda but Bing on it

I'm dying here!

SymbiantXenos · Feb 19, 2014

Fastest attach rate amongst engagment rings.

Strange promotion though.

xBuTcHeRx · Feb 19, 2014

This is unfreaking believable!

TheCloser · Feb 19, 2014

boredandlazy said:
3/4 carat for 3/4 resolution?

8/10 would read again.

FTF · Feb 19, 2014

BurnOutBrighter said:
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

I got Dew on my lips, controll' on my hips
Hold it tighter than a Dual Shock 3
It's acting up, triggers all stuck
I can't aim at a damn thing
I failed at this mission, did I mention
Can't play God of War Ascension
A lesson learned, and now I gotta earn
All my money back to buy a PS3

lol oh wow this is gold.

highrider · Feb 19, 2014

Will wait for tie in with opening a checking account.

The Albatross · Feb 19, 2014

I think this is a hilariously great promotion.

highrider · Feb 19, 2014

BurnOutBrighter said:
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

I got Dew on my lips, controll' on my hips
Hold it tighter than a Dual Shock 3
It's acting up, triggers all stuck
I can't aim at a damn thing
I failed at this mission, did I mention
Can't play God of War Ascension
A lesson learned, and now I gotta earn
All my money back to buy a PS3

Dude, so very good, this is.

SmokedMeat · Feb 19, 2014

Toad.T said:
So, do divorce firms offer Wii U's then?

Funeral homes perhaps?

RedAssedApe · Feb 19, 2014

pickle said:
Will wait for tie in with opening a checking account.

I think there were free PS3 offers at one point for opening Playstation/Sony credit cards. So that wouldn't be new.

plasmawave · Feb 19, 2014

Hehe, I remember this commercial and first I couldn't believe it. It was the last thing I expected to hear from a jewelry ad lol

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