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Someone keeps wiping boogers on my bathroom wall.

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CHusson91

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I recently moved into a share house with four occupants including myself. (A Japanese girl, a Korean guy, and an American guy)

Every time I have to use the shared bathroom, I notice that a booger or two has been smeared on the wall next to the toilet paper roll. I have a feeling I know who's doing it, but since I just moved in a short time ago, I don't want to cause trouble by accusing someone of something so disgusting. What kind of approach should I take?
 
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MacNille

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IT WAS ME!
 
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Skunkers

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Yeah, instead of accusing anybody, I would just leave a sign with an arrow pointing toward the latest and greatest booger that says "Please stop doing this. -Your Name". Leave your name so the other people don't think it was you. Unless it is you, in which case, shame on you.
 
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CHusson91

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Skunkers said:
Yeah, instead of accusing anybody, I would just leave a sign with an arrow pointing toward the latest and greatest booger that says "Please stop doing this. -Your Name". Leave your name so the other people don't think it was you. Unless it is you, in which case, shame on you.
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This is actually a pretty good idea!
 
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CHusson91

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Rapstah said:
Take standard measures to ensure you are not living in a sitcom.
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It could honestly work as a sitcom. I hear the Japanese girl farting loudly in her room more often than I probably should (the walls are too thin), and the American guy plays 8-bit remixes of Biggie Smalls songs in the morning while getting ready. Such strange people.
 
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Rapstah

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CHusson91 said:
It could honestly work as a sitcom. I hear the Japanese girl farting in her room loudly more often than I probably should (the walls are too thin), and the American guy plays 8-bit remixes of Biggie Smalls songs in the morning while getting ready. Such strange people.
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Is your door permanently unlocked, letting strange but also hilarious neighbours in? Is your house missing a wall and a ceiling and located inside a large studio?
 
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lawful

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Rapstah said:
Is your door permanently unlocked, letting strange but also hilarious neighbours in? Is your house missing a wall and a ceiling and located inside a large studio?
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Do you often hear the sound of group laughter every time you finish a sentence whether it be funny or not?
 
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JBourne

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CHusson91 said:
It could honestly work as a sitcom. I hear the Japanese girl farting loudly in her room more often than I probably should (the walls are too thin), and the American guy plays 8-bit remixes of Biggie Smalls songs in the morning while getting ready. Such strange people.
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That all sounds awesome. I'd love to hear Japanese girls farting.
 
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supergiz

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CHusson91 said:
It could honestly work as a sitcom. I hear the Japanese girl farting loudly in her room more often than I probably should (the walls are too thin), and the American guy plays 8-bit remixes of Biggie Smalls songs in the morning while getting ready. Such strange people.
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No you don't live in a sitcom. You just live in Japan.
right?
 
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supergiz

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CHusson91 said:
Correct!
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I knew it ! We had bowipers (what we called them and yes you heard that right plural them). Usually the Japanese girls doing it. I would put a little box in restroom and call it the booger collection box. Write in small print "for future consumption" on box as well. Fixed our problem
 
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Bulbo Urethral Baggins

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Someone at my work has made a booger wall right above the urinal. Every time i take a piss I'm staring at a wall of boogers. I've gotten so used to it, that I started naming them. Some of them have been there for years it seems.
 
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KrellRell

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It's mind blowing that someone would actually do this. Even crazier that it's where they live, with other people. Absolutely nasty.
 
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dbztrk

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My vote is the the Asian guy. I had a Chinese co-worker who would pick his boogers and wipe them under the desk and on his chair. He would even flick them in the air.
 
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ItIsOkBro

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If you want to find out who‘s doing it, follow these easy steps. First, acquire some black pepper. Then, when no one‘s around, close the bathroom door and rub the outside door handle with the black pepper. Make sure you get it real good. Finally, you wait and listen. If someone enters the bathroom and consquently sneezes inside, then they were picking and you have enough evidence to j‘accuse.
 
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ItIsOkBro said:
If you want to find out who‘s doing it, follow these easy steps. First, acquire some black pepper. Then, when no one‘s around, close the bathroom door and rub the outside door handle with the black pepper. Make sure you get it real good. Finally, you wait and listen. If someone enters the bathroom and consquently sneezes inside, then they were picking and you have enough evidence to j‘accuse.
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Picking is not conclusive evidence of wiping..

Also, not sure why ethnicity was brought up. I'm pretty sure wiping your bugers on stuff is gross in any culture.
 
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