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Iwata will drop bomb at GDC?
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CajoleJuice
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I second this. PLEASEEEE. I just read through this whole thread for the first time and jarosh's pic is gone already. Fuck.Archie said:someone get jarosh's picture back asap. imageshack =
My contribution will only be: :lol :lol :lol
This is why I still come over to the gaming forum once in a while.
PhoenixDark
Banned
Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
PhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
What?
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Hailing from the Chill-Web
PhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
:lol You are one crazy fucker. Funny, but oh so crazy.
Kabuki Quantum Lover
Member
PhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
:lol
So bad... :lol Evil Brain Training.
velvet_nitemare
Member
I was expecting phoenix to break out one of his LOTR "lol u bastard" skits. :lol
Ford Prefect
GAAAAAAAAY
DOOOOOO IIIIIIIITTTTT *SPPPPPANNNNUUUUNNND*Archie said:someone get jarosh's picture back asap. imageshack =
Smiles and Cries
Member
I just came in here to see if there is new info but guess we are still laughing at bomb pics
Matt-IGN seems to be hinting he knows something, so I can't say for sure this news is false
Matt-IGN seems to be hinting he knows something, so I can't say for sure this news is false
BunnyLifeguard
Member
Hooker said:That's Dutch you numbskull, don't confuse us with those idiots!!
(it's a rather delicate subject
Spannnnuuuuund = exciting btw
Selber Idiot, Arschloch.
Wir werden es nie vergessen.
Kobun Heat
Member
Wait, you think it might be false?Smiles and Cries said:
Wild horses couldn't keep me away from Iwata's keynote.
Spannnnuuuuund!!!
Ford Prefect
GAAAAAAAAY
My level of SSSPPPAAAAANNNNUUUUUNNNNNDDDD!!!!1@#$ knows no bounds.Kobun Heat said:
Smiles and Cries said:I just came in here to see if there is new info but guess we are still laughing at bomb pics
Matt-IGN seems to be hinting he knows something, so I can't say for sure this news is false
Bah, I think that this forum must STOP to trust in Matt's news & Hints.
Smiles and Cries
Member
Kobun Heat said:
well I can't call it false but I hope Matt is right that we do see some rev games before E3SPAM-MUD to you too!
JonathanEx
Member
Which picture was Jarosh's?
The only one I have is:
The only one I have is:
:lolPhoenixDark said:Nintendo Terrorist Plot Revealed
For more than 30 years, the Japanese gaming company Nintendo has poisoned American children with their games. But yesterday the extent of their anti-American activities were finally revealed by their outspoken leader, Satoru Iwata. In an internet message to Nintendo employees and agents around the world, Iwata urged for a terrorist attack on American soil. "The wording is clear, undeniable, and disgusting," said Major Nelson, a political analysist from Box News.
Instead of putting his message in code, Iwata instead decided to merely recite it in German. FBI agents quickly translated the message. In it Iwata mocks the United States, and calls for the downfall of the country. In his final comment, Iwata goes on to declare "een bom zal droppen!" It is unknown what kind of bomb Iwata urges to be used, but according to internet rumors, Nintendo has invested heavily in NURB technology, or Nuclear Uranium Radioactive Bombs.
After the message was intercepted, FBI agents were dispatched to raid Nintendo's Redmond, Seattle headquarters. According to reports, Nintendo has generated more than 7 billion dollars in profit over the last two decades. "We've always wondered how a company so close to going bankrupt could have $7 billion in the bank," continued Nelson. During the raid, FBI agents discovered that Nintendo has been avoiding paying their taxes more more than 14 years.
Despite the clear evidence, Nintendo spokesmen continue to downplay the charges. When questioned about the terrorist links, Nintendo PR agent Perrin Kaplain said "Nintendo has always been a leader in innovation and fun. We look forward to sharing more details on this as well as our other products at E3."
But the fallout continues, and more charges have been raised about the Japanese "Dope Sellers", as their critics call them. According to documents recently released by the FDA, Nintendo has been ignoring safety regulations for years, putting children at risk. In one case, Nintendo knowingly withheld information that linked their games to toxic carcinogens. "Nintendo has been aiming at hooking 'non gamers' with these products recently," reveals Dr. Ken Stringer. "They advertise these games like they're vegetables or something that's good for you're health, then they give the game a 1984-like name. Who would guess that a game like 'Brain Training' would give people brain cancer?"
As of now, Nintendo games are still being sold in America. The Supreme Court will start deliberating on Nintendo's fate next week. Although it is unknown how they will rule, there are some hints. "I know for a fact that Clarence Thomas has a PSP. He watches...movies on it," chuckled Nelson.
(Above): Corey Roberts, 13, imported the Nintendo title "Brain Training" two months ago. He died of cancer last week.
soundwave05
Member
Beezy said:
:lol
I wonder how long until this board just develops its own langauge
Smiles and Cries
Member
Xrenity said:
how do you pronounce it?
Smiles and Cries said:
Ehrmm...
It's like uhhh...the first part sounds a bit like spawn, the second part you pronounce like 'net' only with a 'n' between the 'e' and the 't'.
God this is hard to explain.
It's because you pronounce most letters differently from us."een bom zal droppen" -> uhn (like in hurt) bom zal (like in salve) droppen (that's just english bastardisation). It actually means "will drop a bomb". If you'd say "drops a bomb" it would become "dropped een bom". Also, "een bom zal droppen" is only used that way in an active sentence (or how do you call it?). Usually it's "zal een bom droppen". That's the kind of indirect way of saying that someone is going to drop a bomb. Also, normally one would say "laten vallen" instead of "droppen" since "to drop" is obviously not Dutch but English. They probably used it because it's shorter and because we like to mix in English words (for some reason, Dutch people like the English language).
Yes, it's not an easy language.
Smiles and Cries
Member
thanks
Just in case:jarosh said:sorry guys. went to sleep. no idea how long it will survive this time. it's still on imageshack.
http://www.humorloos.nl/image/414.jpeg
