PhoenixDark
Banned
I went to the orthodontist today to get my braces re-wired. The practice is very high tech. They have Xbox/Gamecube/PS2's all in the lobby, and every station has a DVD player; the practice's owner is one of my dad's dental school buddies.
Anyway, while I was waiting to be worked on this HOT assistant came in and started; she had a very nice body, and nice brunette hair. A tubby woman usually works on me, so this was something new. From the minute she saw me she started laughing and talking with me, which startled me initially. But I was determined not to blow the situation, and I did pretty well. Cocky and funny? Check.
While we were talking about her job, she leaned over and said "god, I'm the only person here who's not blonde." All the other assistants were blonde and annoyingly perky. I told her that I felt blondes were highly over rated, and that I preferred darker hair. Bam. Once I said that she started hitting on me even more.
Dental babe: you have nice eyes. They're kinda sexy!
Phoenix: Aww, they're alright. If anyone has sexy eyes here it's you
Dental Babe: *laughs*
After she wired my braces, it happened. For no particular reason, she suddenly leaned right over my head, as if she was trying to grab something; her tool tray was to her left, so I don't know why she did this. As she leaned over, she put her entire chest in my face. She had scrubs on, but I distinctly felt a firm, warm breast on my face. My head was in her direction, so I was able to see the entire thing; I even saw a glimpse of her bra (purple). All of it. I could smell her breasts, and I was tempted to casually open my mouth and take an accidental nibble. After more than a few seconds she pulled back and gave me this hilarious "whoops, did I do that?" look. She laughed and I blurted out "um, you need a raise."
Once I got up she gave me the "wear your bands" lecture for a little bit while trying not to laugh. Then she said "see you in 8 weeks", touched my knee, and then walked away.
I'm still in a sort of trance from the experience. This is a major turning point for me, more so than anything else has ever been. I was almost paralysed with complete amazement, and I'm glad my hands were folded near my crotch to supress the boner.
I feel like I won a prize, and I want more. Screw E3, I'm counting down these next 8 weeks until my next appointment.
Anyway, while I was waiting to be worked on this HOT assistant came in and started; she had a very nice body, and nice brunette hair. A tubby woman usually works on me, so this was something new. From the minute she saw me she started laughing and talking with me, which startled me initially. But I was determined not to blow the situation, and I did pretty well. Cocky and funny? Check.
While we were talking about her job, she leaned over and said "god, I'm the only person here who's not blonde." All the other assistants were blonde and annoyingly perky. I told her that I felt blondes were highly over rated, and that I preferred darker hair. Bam. Once I said that she started hitting on me even more.
Dental babe: you have nice eyes. They're kinda sexy!
Phoenix: Aww, they're alright. If anyone has sexy eyes here it's you
Dental Babe: *laughs*
After she wired my braces, it happened. For no particular reason, she suddenly leaned right over my head, as if she was trying to grab something; her tool tray was to her left, so I don't know why she did this. As she leaned over, she put her entire chest in my face. She had scrubs on, but I distinctly felt a firm, warm breast on my face. My head was in her direction, so I was able to see the entire thing; I even saw a glimpse of her bra (purple). All of it. I could smell her breasts, and I was tempted to casually open my mouth and take an accidental nibble. After more than a few seconds she pulled back and gave me this hilarious "whoops, did I do that?" look. She laughed and I blurted out "um, you need a raise."
Once I got up she gave me the "wear your bands" lecture for a little bit while trying not to laugh. Then she said "see you in 8 weeks", touched my knee, and then walked away.
I'm still in a sort of trance from the experience. This is a major turning point for me, more so than anything else has ever been. I was almost paralysed with complete amazement, and I'm glad my hands were folded near my crotch to supress the boner.
I feel like I won a prize, and I want more. Screw E3, I'm counting down these next 8 weeks until my next appointment.
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