Vigilant Walrus
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Hypothetical situation - You're coming home after a long and exhausting day at work, to see your entire family chained up. Some Terrorists have taken them hostage, and are holding AK-47(LOADED!) to their heads. One of the terrorists try to tell you something, but you don't quite understand it, as the sheet covering his face sounds, makes his voice sound muzzled. And he also speaks arabic, which you don't know(and if you know Arabic, he talks with strange country-side dialect or you just forgot that day). You can kinda make out that he is saying that he will kill you're entire family if you don't have sex with an animal. He said, not to ask why, as you are about to ask why - And that it doesn't matter.
You can choose any animal , or he will kill you.
What animal would you choose to have intercourse with?
As a side note - The intercourse would have to be mutual. You would both have to give and receive, meaning that it would be cheating if you said you just wanted to court a ladybug, and rub it on you're genitals. That is not sex. That is just touching. The genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures. This is the terrorists law.
My pick? : Dolphin. They are sort of cute, and I always wanted to do it to someone with a blow hole. I have never had the balls to ask a woman to blow me. She eats with her mouth, and I think it would like looking down on women to ask them such a thing. I don't want to objectify them. But if I did it with a animal, with a blow hole, it would be like getting blowed, but sorta not. It would be like doing the missionary, doggystyle and blowjob, all in one.
MODS: Sorry if this topic is offensive. I will delete it if it's too much. It was just a silly idea for a topic.
In Denmark beastiality is actually legal, if you can imagine that. Politicans have said that it is okay as long as the animal, does not "disapprove" of the act. Like a pig could say.:lol
I find it so dumb, and sad, that I just sorta got suicidal but also profoundly constipated because of the insanity of the situation.
The world is so messed up. I just thought, taking a lighter heated stand on it, instead of cutting off my privates and becoming a Nhilist or a serious-political-blog-person would add more to my happiness! Again I hope the topic is not offensive. I know it's childish, but I am actually sort of interested to hear the responses, even if I am lacktose-intolerant to serious answers.
I actually am not a troll. I just sometimes have a problem with situational awareness which have wrought me much unluck with the oppesite gender of myself.
Forgive me mods,
for my existence is a sin!
You can choose any animal , or he will kill you.
What animal would you choose to have intercourse with?
As a side note - The intercourse would have to be mutual. You would both have to give and receive, meaning that it would be cheating if you said you just wanted to court a ladybug, and rub it on you're genitals. That is not sex. That is just touching. The genitals has to be physically exchanged between the two creatures. This is the terrorists law.
My pick? : Dolphin. They are sort of cute, and I always wanted to do it to someone with a blow hole. I have never had the balls to ask a woman to blow me. She eats with her mouth, and I think it would like looking down on women to ask them such a thing. I don't want to objectify them. But if I did it with a animal, with a blow hole, it would be like getting blowed, but sorta not. It would be like doing the missionary, doggystyle and blowjob, all in one.
MODS: Sorry if this topic is offensive. I will delete it if it's too much. It was just a silly idea for a topic.
In Denmark beastiality is actually legal, if you can imagine that. Politicans have said that it is okay as long as the animal, does not "disapprove" of the act. Like a pig could say.:lol
I find it so dumb, and sad, that I just sorta got suicidal but also profoundly constipated because of the insanity of the situation.
The world is so messed up. I just thought, taking a lighter heated stand on it, instead of cutting off my privates and becoming a Nhilist or a serious-political-blog-person would add more to my happiness! Again I hope the topic is not offensive. I know it's childish, but I am actually sort of interested to hear the responses, even if I am lacktose-intolerant to serious answers.
I actually am not a troll. I just sometimes have a problem with situational awareness which have wrought me much unluck with the oppesite gender of myself.
Forgive me mods,
for my existence is a sin!
