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[23qwerty]

I put it on steak. 😋

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[Wolf Akela]

I used to like it on fries until I discovered the beauty of aioli. Mayo is a decent substitute, but might as well go tomayo.

 

[BaasRed]

オムライス

Omelette is amazing with Ketchup! I remember omelette ketchup sandwiches my mom made me for school.

 

[Skinpop]

ketchup is also a great ingredient in lots of sauces, stew and so on. the hate for it is completely unfounded.

 

[Skellig Gra]

People say you can't put ketchup on a burger? That's a standard topping.

 

[Dehnus]

Is it just fries? Because it's certainly not hotdogs or steak or burgers or any sort of meat.

made this thread while eating a bratwurst with dijon mustard and onion on it.

Ketchup is the holy flavour maker. If something tastes awful, Saint Heinz will fix it for you. All hail Saint Heinz!

Ofcourse if something does taste nice, Saint Heinz will punish you by making it taste awful. Your hair will grow orange, your hands will shrink and your tie will extend in length. You will talk about "YUGE!" things and regress in behaviour to that of a small child. You will also feel the need to add Ketchup to everything. It is the punishment of abusing the Holy Heinz and not properly respecting it.

 

[acheron_xl]

Ketchup is the holy flavour maker. If something tastes awful, Saint Heinz will fix it for you. All hail Saint Heinz!

Ofcourse if something does taste nice, Saint Heinz will punish you by making it taste awful. Your hair will grow orange, your hands will shrink and your tie will extend in length. You will talk about "YUGE!" things and regress in behaviour to that of a small child. You will also feel the need to add Ketchup to everything. It is the punishment of abusing the Holy Heinz and not properly respecting it.

Is this a Church of England thing?

 

[Glass Rebel]

a tirefire

 

[Clefargle]

The trash

 

[Spuck-uk]

Fries and hot dogs

fuck mustard, nasty glob of ass paste

Only if you're under the age of 10.

Ketchup is allowed on burgers, fries, chicken nuggets and in a bacon/sausage egg sandwich if you're out of HP sauce.

 

[acheron_xl]

Ketchup on chicken. We need to get the UN to airdrop some BBQ sauce for you Europeans.

 

[23qwerty]

HP sauce.

Ahhhhhh, that makes sense

 

[Sgt. Garlic]

French Fries, Burgers and for Shrimp Cocktail Sauce. Hot Dogs? Mustard please.

 

[post-S]

Fried chicken burger

 

[Bluenoser]

There's a decent argument that ketchup isn't needed for anything.

Fries- salt and vinegar
Hamburgers - mayo/relish/mustard/thousand islands/whatever else (McDonalds created the most famous burger in the world without ketchup)
Hotdogs/Sausage - mustard/relish

I actually use ketchup on all of those things though..

 

[Kaiterra]

Ketchup goes on your eggs.

I like it on fried fish too.

 

[Chuckie]

Ketchup on chicken. We need to get the UN to airdrop some BBQ sauce for you Europeans.

Lol.

BBQ sauce is actually getting more and more popular in the Netherlands btw. Lots of variety in them too.

 

[big_z]

Between Pop-Tarts!

 

[Rhaknar]

no ketchup on burgers and hotdogs? Gaf jumped the shark I see

 

[Koyuga]

Ketchup goes great on hot dogs. I've never understood the childish opinions people have about this.

 

[Anura]

People need to stop judge others on what they put on their food. It's obnoxious and nobody really cares what you think about their meal.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Between Pop-Tarts!

You're.. Uhm, not being serious, right?

 

[Coriolanus]

People who defend ketchup are literally worse than Stalin.

People need to stop judge others on what they put on their food. It's obnoxious and nobody really cares what you think about their meal.

If nobody cares, then there's no harm in continuing to judge.

ketchup is also a great ingredient in lots of sauces, stew and so on. the hate for it is completely unfounded.

Eh...not really, it does tend to be waaay too sweet. Can usually be replaced by tomato extract when a recipe calls directly for it.

 

[Aureon]

Ketchup goes great on pasta

That's the one true sacrilege.

 

[Diprosalic]

Hamburgers and hotdogs

 

[Faiz]

As an otaku, omurice. I never put ketchup on my meatloaf. You people just don't know how to cook.

Fuckin hell.

 

[HazySaiyan]

The trash

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[Forearm Star]

Hamburgers hotdogs potatoes eggs

 

[Steejee]

Fries/Tots/Other fried potato concoctions.

I'll give it a pass for Hotdogs and Burgers, mostly on Ketchup just being something they associate with those foods.

Fries/Tots are the only things I ever eat it with. Mostly just comes down to not wanting to add sugar to my food. Ketchup is basically just tomato flavored liquid vinegar sugar, so there's little that's truly improved unless you like sweet on everything.

 

[Ravensmash]

Egg and ketchup is a delightful combination.

 

[thelatestmodel]

It is an absolute must for fish and chips. Like, a required component.

 

[Patrick S.]

As an otaku, omurice. I never put ketchup on my meatloaf. You people just don't know how to cook.

What's an otaku? Is it contagious?

 

[Chuckie]

What's an otaku? Is it contagious?

What is an omurice? Apart from something Otaku eat.

 

[siddx]

Rice and hot dogs, but only a little bit.

 

[CloudWolf]

Ketchup and hotdogs is the only way to eat hotdogs.

 

[Rudimental]

Apple.

 

[FUME5]

Go ahead and put it on ice cream if you really have to.

 

[Cheat Code]

On anything.

Ketchup goes on the side unless it's enclosed like in a burger.

 

[The Greek Freak]

Spoiled food in an emergency, childrens food, or as a tiny aspect of a much better and larger batch of a sauce.

Ketchup is designed to trick kids into thinking the mediocre food on their plate is sweet and salty.

 

[ReadingRambo]

I'd be lying if I said I won't judge the shit out of you for putting ketchup on a steak. Anything else is fair game.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Donald trump

 

[Skinpop]

Eh...not really, it does tend to be waaay too sweet. Can usually be replaced by tomato extract when a recipe calls directly for it.

absolutely wrong. and substituting it for tomato extract will completely change the flavor. ketchup is used in quite a lot of serious cooking, and for good reason - it has great flavor and adds sweetness(which is what you want when using it).

 

[Aeana]

I'll put it on whatever I want, and it makes me happy that it infuriates so many people. You're not better than anyone.

 

[Machine]

I assume all the Canadians are still asleep since no one has mentioned Kraft dinner/mac & cheese yet:

 

[PhantomThief]

Eggs!

 

[Haloid1177]

As a kid I put ketchup on my green beans. I look back on those days with a fond disgust.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Wait I'm not supposed to put ketchup on my hotdogs?

That's what Dirty Harry says.

Spoiler

He's wrong.

 

[TheContact]

I like putting it on potato chips. So good

 

[midramble]

Freedom sauce can be put on anything you damn well please. Anyone who says otherwise is un-American

Spoiler

not steak

 

[Htown]

you can put it on hot dogs and hamburgers, but it doesn't really work unless you also put on mustard

spicy ketchup works for almost anything you'd use a condiment on