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[Poppy]

today i was thinking that it would be cool if i was known as KillClam, like i would be some sort of disarmingly adorable bivalve and yet within my opalescent calcareous exterior lies a meaty center of dark intent. i dunno if thats because i took a benadryl and drank a coffee or what but it just feels right to me. although, i admit that my current state as a somnolent inflorescence is eternally attractive, so maybe i would regret it

if you changed your gaf name today, what do you feel like you would be?

 

[Inferno313]

I would post something witty and/or dumb, but then I'd be afraid a mod would actually change it, lmao.

 

[nailbombxx]

nailbombxxx

 

[Sunster]

"Disregard"

a lot of my posts are trash and I've fully embarrassed myself numerous times on this site. lol

 

[HawksWinStanley]

Poppy but somebody took it.

 

[StanleyStutters]

StanleyStuttered

 

[How About No]

Pretty ok with mine, even though I made it on the spot in like 10 seconds. In a way I became the name

You can ask an admin if you want a new name

Also what

 

[Twilight Princess]

breath of the wild

 

[kmax]

EviLore

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[John Kowalski]

Julia Crawford

 

[BradleyUK]

HarshCargo

 

[StanleyStutters]

I would post something witty and/or dumb, but then I'd be afraid a mod would actually change it, lmao.

WittyAndOrDumb
aka Inferno313
Member

 

[DrFunk]

Bootsy Collins

 

[falconxcrunner09]

FaintColt388301

 

[Poppy]

Pretty ok with mine, even though I made it on the spot in like 10 seconds. In a way I became the name

You can ask an admin if you want a new name

Also what

i would only ask if i was completely convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt. my current name is actually quite nice, it would be a shame to lose it

also huh

btw i always like your name and avatars, never change

 

[Like the hat?]

Nicelore

 

[FairyD]

Fairy Enchanted Dildo

 

[NinjaCoachZ]

Wes Weasley.

 

[Ray Wonder]

Not Ray Wonder that's for sure.

 

[sixteen-bit]

sixteen-bit still fits my aesthetic

 

[TheContact]

NeoGAF

 

[BossDarkseid]

TyrantRave II

 

[Woetyler]

StanleyStuttered

Proud of you man.

 

[Mexen]

Imagine if a mod was in such a good mood and decided it wouldn't hurt to give me a Metal Gear MEX tag. I think I would rethink slightly overdosing these pills I have to help me sleep.

 

[RedBaron17]

Maybe an anagram of my current one. Something clever like BaronRed71. Yeah, that will do.

 

[SlipperyFishes]

nailbombxxx

Poor form and really shitty after last night.

Personally, I'd go with ButtSmasherrrrrrrrr

 

[Not]

Not

Spoiler

ice Me

 

[UCBooties]

I was UCBooties for a decade before I joined GAF so I can't imagine it ever being something else.

Not

Spoiler

ice Me

Senpai

 

[lightus]

Same thing but with a capital "L".

 

[daevv]

NeoDAEVV

 

[How About No]

i would only ask if i was completely convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt. my current name is actually quite nice, it would be a shame to lose it

also huh

btw i always like your name and avatars, never change

No, I will always be changing

 

[brawly]

Knight in Shining Armani

 

[BFIB]

Joe Buck

 

[PSqueak]

Not

Spoiler

ice Me

Was gonna make the "Not a" joke and i just realized you got juniored :C

Anyways! Nothing, i specifically picked up a name i'd not get tired of.

No, I will always be changing

It's been getting harder to guess what horribly depraved porn artist you're getting your avatars from now.

Spoiler

yes, the joke is about how i have recognized a bunch of them

 

[Pandora012]

Pandora


No name change please. My current one is my psn name.

 

[Alcotholic]

Imagine if a mod was in such a good mood and decided it wouldn't hurt to give me a Metal Gear MEX tag. I think I would rethink slightly overdosing these pills I have to help me sleep.

Hey man, thats not how it works. You usually have to wait till you do something extremely embarrassing so they can ensure that everyone will remember.

 

[gaiages]

today i was thinking that it would be cool if i was known as KillClam, like i would be some sort of disarmingly adorable bivalve and yet within my opalescent calcareous exterior lies a meaty center of dark intent. i dunno if thats because i took a benadryl and drank a coffee or what but it just feels right to me. although, i admit that my current state as a somnolent inflorescence is eternally attractive, so maybe i would regret it

if you changed your gaf name today, what do you feel like you would be?

What

I like my username so I don't really want to change it

 

[Crayons]

Punished Crayons

 

[PedroPanache]

I'd go with the funniest single line in the new Twin Peaks revival - Mr. Jackpots

 

[pelicansurf]

Pelicano is the default tag.

pelicansurf if it's taken.

pelicansurfs if that's taken.

Don't tread on me, brah.

 

[Poppy]

No, I will always be changing

okay but never change that changing okay

 

[Ray Wonder]

What

I like my username so I don't really want to change it

idk how yours is pronounced. Every time I see it I go "gauges, guyaguess, guyagis, guaiefibs"

 

[Stumpokapow]

If you guys want, I will fill all of these username changes, with one condition -- you don't get the username you ask for, you get the username of the person who posts AFTER you asked for. Is this a good idea?

 

[CloudyTuba]

I've considered having my username changed on multiple occasions due to low effort posters that think they're witty username quoting me instead of actually writing words. You're not witty and a dozen other people already beat you to it.

However I've not gotten around to selecting a suitable replacement yet so I guess I can only blame myself.
I want to figure something out that still starts with similar letters so that vague recognizably can be maintained, but I don't know what that would be yet.

If you guys want, I will fill all of these username changes, with one condition -- you don't get the username you ask for, you get the username of the person who posts AFTER you asked for. Is this a good idea?

Armstrong Dicksmasher

 

[YoungFa]

Armstrong Dicksmasher

 

[Alcotholic]

If you guys want, I will fill all of these username changes, with one condition -- you don't get the username you ask for, you get the username of the person who posts AFTER you asked for. Is this a good idea?

I never requested one. Please dont change mine.
But I think you should do that to everyone else.

 

[Ray Wonder]

If you guys want, I will fill all of these username changes, with one condition -- you don't get the username you ask for, you get the username of the person who posts AFTER you asked for. Is this a good idea?

Can you post after me?

 

[Amneziak]

I wish I would have went with Amnesiac instead of my dumb spelling. However I think there is actually another user called Amnesiac now.

 

[Poppy]

suddenly i am afraid

 

[Boy Wander]

today i was thinking that it would be cool if i was known as KillClam, like i would be some sort of disarmingly adorable bivalve and yet within my opalescent calcareous exterior lies a meaty center of dark intent. i dunno if thats because i took a benadryl and drank a coffee or what but it just feels right to me. although, i admit that my current state as a somnolent inflorescence is eternally attractive, so maybe i would regret it

if you changed your gaf name today, what do you feel like you would be?

When the benadryl wears off, you'll realise that Killclam makes you sound like a mid-level sub boss from a shit 90s aquatic themed 2d beat em up.