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[Bad7667]

It is a grim reminder to anybody who starts to think even for a second that Geoff Keighley is anything above the gaming industry's hype man.

I don't think that's fair at all. How many game writers even come close to the stuff he does with "The Final Hours" series?

He does some damn good shit when he isn't hyping the next big game.

 

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater]

Whoever hacked his account sucks. If I hacked his account, I would say shit like "Half-Life 3 to be announced at E3," and just dick with gamer's heads.

 

[Respawn]

SO SAYETH THE HIGH LORD POPE DORITOCUS MAXIMUS DEWICUS III

lol

 

[Jawmuncher]

Whoever hacked his account sucks. If I hacked his account, I would say shit like "Half-Life 3 to be announced at E3," and just dick with gamer's heads.

Would've been great.
But at the same time at least this'll be remembered as well. Faking game news would get debunked sooner or later.

 

[rouken]

 

[RiverBed]

Why do I think Kojima is behind this?
Dammit Kojima, get out of my head!

 

[L00P]

Maybe Kamiya knew what happened

 

[BGBW]

Why do I think Kojima is behind this?
Dammit Kojima, get out of my head!

#TeamGiraffe

 

[SebastianAlexander]

wouldn't he be called something like "GAF" then?

 

[shira]

WTF would happen if
Wario64's twitter got hacked.
Dude prolly has tochange his password every day.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Bwahaha dying over. This thread is gold.



We need a Tokyo Jungle 2 announcement.

 

[Goldmund]

WTF would happen if
Wario64's twitter got hacked.
Dude prolly has tochange his password every day.

Well yeah, but he also has some dignity to lose.

 

[BY2K]

Maybe Kamiya knew what happened

Next week...

 

[Dusk Golem]

Next week...

In Giraffe magazines...

 

[Alienous]

Has that giraffe shit all over itself?

 

[Nibel]

Lol @ Giraffe Geoff comment towards Nibel

congrats Nibels, you just had your "Can you play Uncharted on it?" moment man

Seriously I just read his tweets, thought "WTF" and tweeted; then he answered and I was about to make a thread until I saw this one :lol
I didn't even think of him being hacked as a possibility

 

[ElementalMage]

Id be upset if I were him

 

[Yawnier]

Two possiblities I think:

1) He was hacked.

Or

2) He took some drugs, went off the deep end, and now is tweeting about his infatuation with giaraffes.

 

[fuzzy.dunlop]

gif/jif joke? jif joke.

Geoff Keighley ‏@geoffkeighley 43m
I love giraffes. (And it's just because Geoffrey the Giraffe spells his name with a G).

and, lol...

Geoff Keighley ‏@geoffkeighley 3h

@MikeRBerry http://i.qkme.me/3rvhz2.jpg

"Georaffe Keighley loves NeoJaf"

 

[dark_prinny]

He meant to say: " I love Gaffers ".

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

GAF really has a thing for KeighleyxPachter.

 

[fuzzy.dunlop]

GAF really has a thing for KeighleyxPachter.

don't forget JammeTrailers

 

[LiquidMetal14]

All jokes aside, hopefully he gets that thing on lock down.

 

[Wario64]

WTF would happen if
Wario64's twitter got hacked.
Dude prolly has tochange his password every day.

Lol, I don't have poor password management

Geoff Keighley unfollowed me over the course of the night, I guess I'm screwed? :O

False alarm, Twitter is being dumb, lol

 

[GalacticMouse]

Why can't more people Twitter espionage like this? So ridiculous...I love it.

 

[ItalianJoe83]

Giraffe vs Zoro showdown

 

[zakislam]

The pope has spoken.

Brilliant.

 

[fuzzy.dunlop]

Giraffe vs Zoro showdown

wow... even better than Georaffe Keighley

Why can't more people Twitter espionage like this? So ridiculous...I love it.

Get Gies!

 

[Deadbeat]

So much opportunity.... to "leak" a whole bunch of stuff about E3... and have people believe it is true. However they squander it by posting shit about giraffes.

How the hell you blow such a huge opportunity I will never know.

 

[dokish]

Resident Evil 7 viral marketing.

 

[Darkangel]

RE6 Wii U Edition?

 

[ItalianJoe83]

wow... even better than Georaffe Keighley



Get Gies!

Giraffe vs Zoro part 1

Giraffe vs Zoro part 2

Giraffe vs Zoro part 3 final

 

[Corto]

Lol, I don't have poor password management

Geoff Keighley unfollowed me over the course of the night, I guess I'm screwed? :O

You'll be excommunicated from the Church of the Holy Dorito Dew.

 

[Dark Octave]

Sounds like normal tweets from most people.

 

[Volotaire]

Very odd lol.

 

[Ravensmash]

Maybe the Doritos Pope jokes got to him.

He's been broken.




:[

 

[Cudder]

 

[Gaspode_T]

You would think someone would have his personal phone number and call him up about this...maybe that means he is not actually a human being, he is made out of cyborg parts and doritos all along

 

[Persona86]

You would think someone would have his personal phone number and call him up about this...maybe that means he is not actually a human being, he is made out of cyborg parts and doritos all along

CG

 

[BassForever]

Haha awesome!

 

[trustter]

Fantastic!

 

[Night_Trekker]

This "Doritos Pope" thing has long since worn out its welcome. Really guys, do you still think this is funny?

I think it's one of the funniest things ever to come out of GAF. I hope it never dies.

 

[Doug Heffernan]

Haha omg Geoff was photographed next to some Doritos with a funny smirk on his face holy shit.

I know, isn't it wildly hilarious?

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[CrunchinJelly]

He is now tweeting normally and he hasn't deleted any of the giraffe tweets. Weird.

 

[Wario64]

He is now tweeting normally and he hasn't deleted any of the giraffe tweets. Weird.

#yearofthegiraffe

 

[Alienous]

This "Doritos Pope" thing has long since worn out its welcome. Really guys, do you still think this is funny?

He was Dewly appointed Doritos Pope, do you think we will let you take that away from him?

 

[CrunchinJelly]

#yearofthegiraffe

I'm going to stick my neck out and say this is all a work.

 

[Neiteio]

Decided to take it in a different direction

These two posts made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. XD

 

[AzureSkies]

Guys, I'm having flashbacks of smashbrothah's Brawl rant video right now

GEOFFREY THE GIRRAFFEEEEEE

Spoiler

this is better than his ffxiii petition against 360