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[Protein]

I've known this friend of mine since high school. We were acquaintances back then, but hardly spoke, just the usual hallway greetings. She was a bubbly, nerdy bandgeek and nothing more. A few years later, I run into her at a classy gentleman's club. We catch up on lost times and stay pretty good friends. Present day, she's grinding her voluptuous ass on my pecker every time I get the chance to buy a dance. Her whole schtick is her naughty nerd roleplay that makes me melt into a puddle on my cheetah-print, gentleman club seat.


Suppose this friend invites you to film her..

What would be your immediate reaction? Would you go through with it? I've just got offered to make their sex tape. I'm having a hard time debating this with myself whether this is creepy or awesome.

The options she gave me are:

a) Bring a partner and watch the other couple fuck while they watch us; no swapping.
b) Come solo (no pun intended) and be the Director.


WAIT.

Now before anything, I'm still not 100% certain I will do this, nor am I asking you if I should. My question is... what would YOUdo in this situation?

 

[sixteen-bit]

Your friend obviously trusts you. I would show up and do my best.

 

[Rentahamster]

I would ask for money.

 

[Zeppu]

Wait, so you buy lapdances from your 'friend'?

 

[LuchaShaq]

If I was single I would do it no question, worst case is a hilarious story.

 

[HiiiLife]

I'd record and upload for GAF.

 

[JohnDoe]

Go solo and hope you get some action.

 

[Nyx]

Nope, would not do it.

 

[Escape Goat]

Are these friends hot?

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

This could be the start of a promising career in directing porn!

 

[Angry Grimace]

Wait, so you buy lapdances from your 'friend'?

The girls at Hooters are interested in OP too

 

[Himynameischris]

I'd record and upload for GAF.

This, win/win really.

 

[No Love]

Record it because you're just so bad-ass that you don't need to fuck her. She'll be so impressed by your restraint that she'll ask you to fuck her solo and record that with a GoPro strapped to your crotch.

 

[ToxicAdam]

Go solo and hope you get some action.

^^

There's a good chance you might get some action. Maybe not that day, but some day in the future.

 

[Grym]

wood



I mean would

option B

 

[FallingEdge]

try to see if you can get in some threeway action.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Benstillerdoit.gig

Seriously... Do it

 

[Concept17]

Go solo, eventually go for the close-up and accidentally place your crotch near her face. Great things shall happen.

 

[Tawpgun]

I'd record and upload for GAF.

Boom

 

[Valnen]

I'd do it for money, or a blowjob. You're doing a job for someone, might as well get paid for it.

 

[Protein]

Wait, so you buy lapdances from your 'friend'?

It's a gesture of friendship because I'm a natural tipper with all types of service. Sometimes she insists that I don't tip or most of the time I will get free dances on the house. So you go to a restaurant, your buddy is your waiter, and you don't leave him/her a tip because 'friendship'? You sound like a mean friend!

 

[Trojita]

Are you sure she isn't getting off Cuckholding you and getting paid for it?

 

[Byakuya769]

You've already paid to see her nude, why is this so awesome? Sounds like something to do if you're the type to hold on to some fantasy of her changing her mind and inviting you in to participate. In short, a waste of time.

 

[Jackben]

Paging The Wispy Scoundrel.

Could be a Hannah Hotel part 2 in the making.

 

[Phrozenflame500]

Do it, keep the tape and blackmail him for all his $$$.

 

[neorej]

Make the video and edit it with Morgan Freeman audio from March of the Penguins. Then upload it for Gaf to revel in it's magnificence.

 

[fmpanda]

You should go film it, probably end up getting some action, it did work for the guy who filmed Mr. Scoundrel and Hannah.

 

[Zuhzuhzombie!!]

I've done it.

It's not biggie.

 

[Coconut]

The fact that you referred to your penis as a pecker says enough negative things for me to tell you you aren't ready for something like this.

 

[Van Owen]

Go alone. She'll probably at least suck your dick while getting fucked by her boyfriend.

 

[Zen_Arcade]

If they're both attractive I'd film it.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Of course you should do it. Unless you have a girl already that you could convince, I'd go the solo route. I don't see any negative to this at all lol.

 

[FallingEdge]

Paging The Wispy Scoundrel.

Could be a Hannah Hotel part 2 in the making.

oh man such a fantastic vid

felt bad for the camera man though, seemed like she didnt care much for him

 

[BFIB]

First have her go

Then give her your

 

[.GqueB.]

A. A YOU FRACKING MORON! Tell them to get a goddamn tripod.

 

[Certinty]

I would say fuck no and keep away from such kinds of people.

 

[subrock]

If I wanted to see the girl naked or fuck her, yeah, I'd do it.

 

[PJV3]

I remember when people knitted, now it's all sex, sex and more sex. why was I born in the 70s?

 

[Escape Goat]

A. A YOU FRACKING MORON! Tell them to get a goddamn tripod.

They call me the human tripod. maybe I could do it.

 

[Exr]

If it makes for a good story I say do it, how often are you going to get the chance.

 

[On The Edge of Insanity]

Do it, go solo and who knows, you might end up a participant. You've seen her nude/semi-nude before, so its not like that bit will be awkward.

 

[The Atticus]

Go for it and go solo!

 

[Protein]

She's very attractive now. A ugly-duckling syndrome. Amazing body. Her boyfriend, on the other hand, would make you go why.jpg.

 

[Bodacious]

Question is, can you participate Ben Dover style?

 

[bengraven]

Congrats on the three way invitation.

 

[TheExodu5]

Go for it. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Escape Goat]

Go for it. What's the worst that could happen?

she gets pregnant. they all end up on jerry springer to find out who the father is.

 

[Shabadoo69]

Obviously I would go. You'll be regretting it if you don't. Worst case scenario is you get to see a hot chick naked.

 

[PJV3]

Wear a Neogaf t-shirt, it's all the rage at sexual encounters and orgys.

 

[TheExodu5]

she gets pregnant. they all end up on jerry springer to find out who the father is.

Well he's going to have the evidence tape.