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Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII |OT| Toriyama's Bizarre Adventure
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UtterlyPerplexed
Member
The best character in the entire damn trilogy isn't featured in the characters list.
Either Kagari just overlooked him, or this is just how much Square-Enix don't care about Sazh. They would sideline him for both sequels while lesser beings like everyone else get the spotlight. Shameful display.
Either Kagari just overlooked him, or this is just how much Square-Enix don't care about Sazh. They would sideline him for both sequels while lesser beings like everyone else get the spotlight. Shameful display.
Blame SE, not me. Not even a new render for him.
the day of the release? lol.
Yep.
Impeccable
Member
Well I'm excited, I've enjoyed all Final Fantasy games from the PS3 era. Worried a bit about the time limit in relation to Platinum trophy but I'm sure there will be a helpful guide by the time I get around to it.
Have to finish Xillia first.
Have to finish Xillia first.
tiggerkiddo
Member
Sazh has been through enough.
Terbinator
Member
I haven't bothered with 13-2 but the OP just reminds me of what this gen's games could have been.
I mean, what is even the story up to this point? Fang and Vanille turned to crystal at the end of 13 IIRC?
I mean, what is even the story up to this point? Fang and Vanille turned to crystal at the end of 13 IIRC?
XIII & XIII-2 Story in <8min http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYtTXGmLR9A //it's german, let me search an english version
english -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQrBSO74DzA
Jimmyfenix
Member
Hope this game is good "Sigh"
When considering that the pre-embargo reviews have been mostly 7's, this... should be interesting.
ResidentDante
Member
Nice work OP!
Pre-ordered the game the other day for my 360, looking forward to playing! Currently watching my GF play through FFXIII-2!
Pre-ordered the game the other day for my 360, looking forward to playing! Currently watching my GF play through FFXIII-2!
UtterlyPerplexed
Member
Still, there's nothing really preventing you from adding him on even if it means using an old render (he's wearing the same clothes all the way through anyway). You'd have gone above and beyond the pitiful level of care SE's given to the guy. But yeah, it's a tiny little thing.
Warning: terrible attempt at explaining it incoming.
Turns out a worthless Goddess saved everyone at the end of FFXIII and by doing so, doomed the time-space continuum because she wasn't supposed to interfere in the normal realm. She makes Lightning - who blatantly deus ex machina'ed her way out of her fate in FFXIII - her new vassal *ahem* Warrior Goddess.
Lightning then sends new guy Noel and Serah off on a journey to "resolve" paradoxes in time all thanks to the aforementioned worthless Goddess being such a shit deity. They encounter new baddie Caius who would like nothing more than to completely stop time so everyone's favourite South Park Kenny of the trilogy - Yeul - can stop dying over and over again because seeing the future kills her.
Old Cocoon due to fall and ruin the planet at some point hundreds of years in the future. Hope, who has inexplicably become a genius scientist and head of research finds a way to build a new Cocoon which involves hibernating himself for hundreds of years. Noel and Serah "stop" Caius, but Caius forces Noel to stab his heart. It turns out the aforementioned worthless Goddess decided to plant her HEART inside our baddie because...reasons. As Caius "dies" (hint: he's back for LR), so does the Goddess. Which means this essence called Chaos from that unseen realm she has resided in is unleashed onto the world, corroding it and contorting it into LR's new Nova Chrysalia.
Serah dies because for some reason or another she could also see the future which kills her because...reasons. Lightning in Valhalla while still being the worthless Goddess's slave, realises that Serah would die and kind of acts horrified, choosing to crystallise herself and...I dunno. I stopped paying attention there. I don't know anymore. =(
Oh, forgot to say. Fang and Vanille rescued from pillar just before Old Cocoon falls.
Lightning then sends new guy Noel and Serah off on a journey to "resolve" paradoxes in time all thanks to the aforementioned worthless Goddess being such a shit deity. They encounter new baddie Caius who would like nothing more than to completely stop time so everyone's favourite South Park Kenny of the trilogy - Yeul - can stop dying over and over again because seeing the future kills her.
Old Cocoon due to fall and ruin the planet at some point hundreds of years in the future. Hope, who has inexplicably become a genius scientist and head of research finds a way to build a new Cocoon which involves hibernating himself for hundreds of years. Noel and Serah "stop" Caius, but Caius forces Noel to stab his heart. It turns out the aforementioned worthless Goddess decided to plant her HEART inside our baddie because...reasons. As Caius "dies" (hint: he's back for LR), so does the Goddess. Which means this essence called Chaos from that unseen realm she has resided in is unleashed onto the world, corroding it and contorting it into LR's new Nova Chrysalia.
Serah dies because for some reason or another she could also see the future which kills her because...reasons. Lightning in Valhalla while still being the worthless Goddess's slave, realises that Serah would die and kind of acts horrified, choosing to crystallise herself and...I dunno. I stopped paying attention there. I don't know anymore. =(
Oh, forgot to say. Fang and Vanille rescued from pillar just before Old Cocoon falls.
I'm sure a fan of FFXIII-2 can do a better job than I can.
Noble Neckbeard
Banned
I'm getting a serious FFVIII sorceress vibe from that picture of Serah on Etro's Throne. I dig it.
Terbinator
Member
I haven't watched the YT video but all I can think of is the Nicolas Cage laughing gif.
RPGCrazied
Member
I'm not expecting much from the game, really just is a time waster for me while I wait for other games to release later this month. Since I really have nothing to play at the moment.
MaverickHunterAsh
Member
Super hyped. I like the XIII series and I like Lightning. Can't wait to see how it all ends!
I was surprised she decided to make the OT since she didn't like the game that much.
Dark_castle
Junior Member
How did Fang and Vanille recover from the Crystalization at the end of XIII? Was it ever explained in detail?
Orniletter
Banned
Lightning Returns; It isn´t over till the fat chocobo sings
Toryama´s bizarre adventure is good too .
Toryama´s bizarre adventure is good too .
Caffeine
Member
Hope's group successfully extracts both Fang and Vanille from the base of the crystal holding up Pulse
thats was pretty spot on it seems you didnt play the 5$ lightning requiem of the goddess dlc which had the real ending to the game connecting 13-2 to LR.
Gaf is scary.
tiggerkiddo
Member
OT got just the right amount of effort.
Yoshi is scary.
Dark_castle
Junior Member
we.are.the.armada
Member
Our Lightning in heaven,
hallowed be her game.
Her kingdom come,
her will be done,
on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our Official Thread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven Toriyama's.
And lead us not into DLC Costumes,
but deliver us from evil.
hallowed be her game.
Her kingdom come,
her will be done,
on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our Official Thread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven Toriyama's.
And lead us not into DLC Costumes,
but deliver us from evil.
UnluckyKate
Member
that loli goth...
that make up...
I just can't appreciate any design the FF XIII saga brought. It's just an endless series of bad cliche...
8-Bit Beast
Banned
Well it may not be a great game but I cant pretend that I dont want this. I need to finish whats left of the butchered story and get ready for XV. Replaying the older ones has made me realize I enjoy it more when im not watching the world complain about it, hell I really liked 13 this time and the story was pretty good. I'd rate it higher than the sequel now
What are you talking about? Lightning is front and center there, she's even at the top of the page!
Can't wait to have the game in my hands. I'm gonna throughly enjoy it.
fluffydelusions
Member
Wow bad score ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
kahboomkin
Member
Day one, no regrets!
I liked the combat in the demo, and that matters way more than the ridiculous story in my opinion.
I liked the combat in the demo, and that matters way more than the ridiculous story in my opinion.
Tempted to preorder but I still need to play the other two games. Retailer specific preorder bonuses are ass.
You unlock two costumes. I don't know how they fair against in game costumes though as far as stats.
UtterlyPerplexed
Member
Nope. I didn't think I would miss much anyway. Plus I only borrowed FFXIII-2 from a friend. =P
It was either this or a joke OT so be thankful.
Let's all be honest here. We'd have killed to see an OP on the lines of Dragon Age 2's.
As far as I know, yes it is explained. I seem to recall laughing at it when I found out why and how though.
Caffeine
Member
Cocoon does fall, but its impact on Gran Pulse causes virtually no damage thanks Academy's invention, a metashield. Bhunivelze (new cocoon man made sphere by hope and academy) rises
Dark_castle
Junior Member
Something about Lumina's look and personality pisses me off.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
You guys... I'm a min maxer in heart. This is what I do.Just wait till RoS comes out than Yoshi will get really scary
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