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I first discovered this site while looking for reviews of Sprinkled Donut Crunch:

Popping one of the pieces into my mouth, I allow the sweet taste to dissolve slowly. There’s definitely a strong note of Funfetti mixed with Birthday Cake Goldfish in each ring, but the flavor is aided by a none-too-cloying aftertaste of baked corn, oats and coconut oil that is unmistakably the taste of Cap’n Crunch. Crunching down, you’re met with the familiar shredding sensation that marks the original Cap’n Crunch, expect in this case, you’re also greeted by tiny explosive shards of pure confectionary firepower. Dare I use a nautical analogy in complete deference to ongoing controversy about the Cap’n’s actual naval accomplishments, but these sprinkles deliver a veritable broadside.

Normally I would not advocate breeching the hull of the Cap’n’s vessel, but in this instance, taking on water milk only improves the cereal. Having misplaced the keys to my time machine I can’t compare the taste exactly to Sprinkle Spangles, but milk turns the sprinkles into a kind of donut glaze with just enough richness to make each spoonful seem downright dessertish. An especially telling byproduct of this glazed effect is that the milk slowly takes on multicolored form, with pools of red and green developing on the side of the bowl. Restraint isn’t easy, but should you find yourself willing to marinate the still crunchy donut rings in the milk for an extended period of time, you’ll find yourself rewarded with a flavor that echoes a barrage of donuts, snickerdoodles, and yes, our long lost Sprinkle Spangles.

...These excerpts killed me, and the crazy thing is that there turned out to be even greater treasures waiting to be discovered as I continued to rummage through the rest of the site.

 

[pelicansurf]

Professional critiques of real dumb stuff are probably one of my favorite things to read and write.

 

[Princess Carl]

I read his grilled cheese crust pizza review, it was glorious.

 

[DeathoftheEndless]

Mike Fahey's Snacktaku reviews are also pretty great.

 

[Calderc]

Wrong, it's the Ramen Rater.

 

[Kthulhu]

Do they have reviews of those $1000 HDMI cables?

 

[this guy are sick]

Incorrect, the best internet reviewer is TheReportOfTheWeek (also known as ReviewBrah)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXbj2fE2mMI

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