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[FStop7]

What.

Somewhere in West Texas is a 7-inch radioactive cylinder that Halliburton would like to find. Anyone who comes across it is advised to keep their distance.
The oil field services company lost track of the device, which is used to assess potential sites for hydraulic fracturing, last Tuesday while trying to transport it from Pecos to a well site near Odessa 130 miles away. A special unit of the Texas National Guard has now stepped in to aid Halliburton in a search for the cylinder, according to Bloomberg.
"It's not something that produces radiation in an extremely dangerous form," said Chris Van Deusen, a spokesman for the Texas Department of State Health Services. "But it’s best for people to stay back, 20 or 25 feet."

 

[freenudemacusers]

i'll make sure to scan 20 feet in every direction for this 7" object.

 

[Daigoro]

whoops!

 

[voodoopanda]

Isn't this how Return of the Living Dead happened?

 

[Escape Goat]

"It's not something that produces radiation in an extremely dangerous form," said Chris Van Deusen, a spokesman for the Texas Department of State Health Services. "But it’s best for people to stay back, 20 or 25 feet."

okay...

 

[speculawyer]

My detachable penis is missing again.

 

[NerdEyeBlind]

Cheney's back up heart?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I always lose those things.

 

[B-Dubs]

Eh it's not a big deal, it's not like they lost radioactive ma--are they kidding with this? Some poor fool is going to get his nuts fried.

 

[Devolution]

 

[dekline]

Perfect